When I was coming of age in the early eighties the internet hadn't even been thought of and video porn was very new and hard to get hold of, particularly in rural England. I was eighteen, very innocent and terribly shy around girls, we grew up slower in the eighties. I got a call from Ryan to say that Colin had acquired a 'hardcore' tape and his parents were going to be away for the weekend. I didn't even understand what hardcore meant.
'Have you seen it?' I asked with a rising sense of excitement.
'No, but Colin said he'd seen the first couple of minutes and you get to see everything, bum, tits, fanny, the lot.' he replied 'What time can you get round there tomorrow night?'
'I have to have dinner with the family but I reckon I can be ready to go at 6:30, how about you? I said.
'Brilliant, I'll call in for you at 6:30 and we can head over together, see you tomorrow.' he said, ringing off before I could ask him any more questions.
*
The day dragged as I looked forward to seeing my first proper porno and hoped that I would get to see people actually shagging. I was still a virgin and other than a quick kiss and grope at the school disco last Christmas I was very inexperienced.
Dinner was over quicker than expected and I was ready to go by 6:10, just as well as Ryan arrived almost fifteen minutes early.
'Hi Nick, sorry I'm early.' he grinned at me.
'No worries, we can start the game early when we get to Colin's' I said, conscious that my parents could hear us. I grabbed my coat and we headed off.
Along the way we chatted about what we hoped to see and basically agreed that it was a naked woman sucking cock and being fucked by a guy with a big cock, all very tame by any one's standard and by the time we got there we were a giggling wreck.
As we approached Colin's house the door opened and Colin said, 'Hurry up, I thought you were never getting here'.
'What do you mean, we're fifteen minutes early?' I said 'Actually forget that, lets just get to the action'.
We entered the house and went in to the living room. Despite it being late summer, Colin had shut the curtains, partly to keep the sun off the screen but, as he explained, mainly because the screen could be seen from the road.
'Grab a seat, wait till you see this!' Colin said excitedly, he grabbed the chair while Ryan and I sat side by side on the large sofa.
'You've watched it? Ryan and I said at the same time.
'No, I've just watched a couple of minutes to check it was going to be what I hoped it would be but if you were any later I was going to start any minute now.'
'Where did you get it?' Ryan asked
'Shirley's elder brother Barry gave me it, I'm not sure where he got it but he said it was some of Denmark's best stuff.'
'So Shirley knows?' I asked in a panic. Shirley was Colin's gorgeous neighbour two doors down and two or three years older than us. We had lusted after her from a far as soon as we knew what a hardon was. 'Who is she likely to tell?'
'Calm down, Barry said he hadn't told her, no one else knows. Now are you sitting comfortably'. he said as he hit the play button.
I'm not sure what I, or the others expected, but I was certainly surprised to see some opening titles. They told us we were watching Colour Climax Bestsellers No 234 and the tiny clips in the titles showed us that we were not going to be disappointed.
There were two girls wanking a huge cock that was sticking out of a guy's dressing gown.
A guy outdoors lifting a girls t-shirt to show her naked tits before she dropped down and took his already stiff cock in to her mouth.
Two beautiful blonde girls kissing before one sucked the other's nipple and rubbed her pussy before they got in to a sixty nine,
Next was a girl licking a huge cock before only just managing to get the head of it in her mouth.
Then a girl was being taken doggy while licking another girl's pussy, we quickly found out that the girl being licked was returning the favour as a huge cock was buried in the first girl's arsehole.
We then had a close up of a hairy fanny as a big cock was shoved up the girl's arse before seeing her grimacing with pleasure.
After that our minds were blown by a beautiful brunette holding a cock near her face as it pissed in to her mouth. She filled her mouth before spitting it out and spraying it up his belly and on to his shirt before taking the piss covered cock in to her mouth to suck. I never thought people would do that but I was immediately hooked on it.
Then it was a blonde who also held a pissing cock as it filled her mouth, she was spraying it out over his belly as well.
Finally it was the girls turn as a guy lay on his back and a girl pissed in to his mouth and he created a fountain with her piss as she laughed. In fact, all of the actors had big smiles, signalling that they were enjoying themselves.
I was rock hard and wishing I had worn jogging bottoms rather than jeans and looking at the other two, I could see that Ryan was in the same boat but Colin was in looser shorts and they were tented at the front. I was quite surprised I hadn't spunked as I was so turned on and desperately wanted to free my cock and wank it.
Colin paused the video, 'Well, what do you think so far?' His smile was huge, as was ours.
'Yeah, lets see more.' Ryan implored.
'OK, you've now seen the same as I have but I think it's going to be a series of short films and we have an hour to get through them.' he said as he hit play.
We were immediately faced with a girl on her knees sucking a guys cock, it was clear that it was a doctor getting sucked by his nurse and we all sat in open mouthed silence as she enjoyed slobbering over the huge cock in her mouth. After a few seconds they stopped and he only just managed to tuck his cock in his trousers and sat behind the desk as a female patient was brought in and they started chatting - in German.
'Fuck, it's in German.' Colin said with an air of disappointment.
'I don't fucking care, I'm not worried what they say to each other.' I replied
' Yeah, I suppose so' he said with a laugh and turned back to the screen
We were then faced with the title - The Fuckologist - before the film resumed with the patient going behind a screen where we watched her get naked before coming out and lying on a bench with her legs in stirrups. The doctor then spent a lot of time looking at and fingering her fanny. This was brilliant for three boys who had either never seen a fanny or only seen their mum's or sisters and certainly not aroused or in this detail.
The action moved on and a fucking machine was produced - a dildo on a stick that moved back and forward - the girl was fucked with it while the nurse played with her tits. Eventually the doctor replaced the machine with his own cock and fucked both girls before spunking on the patients belly as the nurse licked it off.
'That was fucking brilliant.' Ryan said, 'I can't wait to see the next one.'
Next was Piss and Champagne as announced by the title screen that came up. 'Fucking hell, this is going to be great.' Colin said as he moved himself a bit. I could see that he was gently rubbing the tent in his shorts but trying not to be seen. I was doing the same while Ryan had his hands by his side.