It was so cold I decided to keep walking as I tried to hitch a ride. Standing still was out of the question, it was just too cold. In the last ten minutes the rain had gone from falling vertically to horizontal and the icy drops of water began to hit my face; stinging like tiny needles against any exposed skin.
The wind was kicking up anything that was loose on the ground and firing it around like shrapnel. To make things worse the rain was turning to sleet and I could tell that snow wasn't far off. The temperature was getting lower by the minute and I was not only soaked to the skin, I was freezing. I needed a lift soon or I'd be suffering from hypothermia.
My breath became visible each time I exhaled. I began to cough occasionally as I breathed in the icy cold air. I wondered what the hell I was doing hitch-hiking in this weather, I must be mad. It wasn't supposed to get this bad in October, was it? The radio report I'd heard a couple of hours ago had said it was going to be 'sporadic showers'. Sporadic showers right! The rain had not stopped for a long time and going at it like there was no tomorrow. It was going to kill me if I didn't get out of it, and soon. There had been no mention of this freezing weather front or the chance of snow. What the hell was happening? It felt as though someone was manipulating the weather to change my travel plans.
A truck driver had dropped me off at a road junction about two miles back and the area I was now walking through was definitely unfamiliar territory. I took a hurried look at my soggy road map but this place, wherever it was, was too small to be shown. I saw the name of the last town I'd gone through and easily picked out the next main town on the map, about thirty miles further on. But, there was nothing to be seen between them. As far as my map was concerned this was wilderness.
I started to walk quicker to try to keep warm; my head down and the collar on my jacket pulled up around my ears to keep out the rain. I couldn't figure out what happened next but the hairs on the back of my neck were standing out on end. I distinctly felt that my balls were trying to retreat into my belly, leaving my scrotum a cold and empty sack.
It seemed to get dark so suddenly that I looked around to see if a street light had blown a bulb. My head quickly revolved to see if I could pick out what had happened. I noticed that there weren't any lights to be seen anywhere. Looking up and down the road it was obvious that there hadn't been any street lights for at least the last mile that I'd walked.
The change that caused the remaining daylight to plunge into darkness had been caused by something other than an electrical shutdown. There was a distinct smell of ozone in the air. Maybe this was what had made me think subconsciously of a blown light bulb? A feeling washed over me and I felt certain that somebody or something was increasing the manipulation factor. I thought - maybe someone is trying to introduce themselves?
Whatever it was I was hoping that a vehicle would stop soon and give me a ride away from this cold and scary little place.
Another half mile of hard walking and I saw headlights raking the darkness from behind my shoulder. I began to frantically wave my thumb in the hope that the driver would see me and stop. The car went howling by, a dense spray of freezing water was thrown up by the tyres and it soaked me even more than I was already. My head automatically bent down to let the water run from my hair to the ground, I knew that if I didn't do this it would join the rest of the icy water that was coursing down my neck and make its way into the crack of my ass and beyond.
As I was chanting my "I must get out of this weather" mantra I heard the vehicle that had passed me come to a halt some fifty yards further up the road. I then saw the reverse lights come on, and the car made its way back to me. It was snaking slightly as it raced across the ground in reverse, the differential howled in protest at going backwards too quickly. I thought, "Jesus, this guy is going to kill me..." Then, as the car stopped a couple of feet from me I began to think, "Yes! I've got me a lift. Thank you, thank you, I've got a lift."
It was a large black 1960's Chevrolet. The chrome alone must have weighed as much a Honda. The window on my side opened and a quiet female voice said, "Where are you going?"
I leaned in toward the window and said, "I'm heading about thirty miles or so up the road. Anywhere close to the next town would be much appreciated. That's about as far as I'm going to get tonight. I'll look for somewhere to stay when I get there."
"Please, get in. How long have you been out in this awful weather?"
I opened the rear door, took off my pack and as I threw it onto the back seat I said, "My last lift dropped me off about an hour ago." I was shivering and the words came out as though I was stuttering, each word jerked its way out of me like they were tied to a string that had a knot every inch along its length. I was talking like a young kid reciting poetry. I tried hard not to shake but it just wasn't working. I must have been a lot closer to hypothermia than I realised.
"Well, just make yourself comfortable; I'll turn up the heater and see if we can get you warm again." She seemed friendly enough, and unconcerned that she'd just picked up a man in the middle of nowhere. All I needed right at the moment was the warmth from the heater and a little T.L.C. from wherever it was on offer.
As I'd got into the car I could smell her perfume. I was thinking how nice it was, but all I could really concentrate on was the water leaking from my clothes onto the seat, then making its way onto floor of the car. I looked down and said, "I'm sorry about getting your car wet."
"That's OK, it'll dry off. No harm done." She offered her hand and said, "By the way, my name is Beverley. It has an "E", unlike the TV program about hillbillies." We shook hands briefly and I could feel how warm she was. It somehow made me feel that much colder.
"HI Beverley, I'm Danny, Danny Lehman." I turned my head toward her as I introduced myself and I felt like I was not going to be able to look away again. The woman driving the car, Beverley, was absolutely stunning. She was older than me; maybe twice my age... perhaps early 40's; about the same age my mother would be if she was still alive.
Her hair was what held my attention; it was almost to her waist. It was jet black, except for a streak of white about an inch wide that ran through the centre. It was pulled together in a pony tale, held with a flexible gold band. Without touching it, I knew that it would be as soft as silk. The noise it made as it swished against her dress was something I don't recall hearing before.
I managed to drag my eyes away as she looked toward me and laughed. I'd obviously been staring at her and she said, "Has the cat got your tongue? I just asked you a question."
"I'm sorry I didn't hear you. What did you say?"
"I said are you getting warmer? I can either turn the heater up or you're welcome to take a drink from the flask in the glove-box."
I was still confused and a little embarrassed from being caught staring - like a schoolboy looking up his teachers dress from under his desk. "I'm sorry Beverley, what flask?"
"It's a witch's brew that will make you feel good; after all it is All Saints Eve... you know, Halloween, tonight." She gave a theatrical, high pitched laugh like a loon. It soon had me laughing with her.
"I don't want to turn your car into a sauna by asking for the heater to go up even higher so I'll try your 'witch's brew'."
Her head turned toward me again and she gave me a broad smile. She didn't speak, she just smiled. As I looked at her, she returned her eyes to the road and I took in the rest of her at a glance. She was dressed in a tight black wool dress, at least it was tight around her chest, and then from the waist it billowed out slightly with a slit reaching to mid thigh. The front of her dress plunged low enough that her cleavage showed stark white against the black material. From where the dress finished above the ankle I could see black leather knee length boots, a grey leather lace zig-zagged up the outside of the boot.
The stockings covering her legs beyond the boots were also black; I could see them through the slit up the side of the dress. It was again hard to remove my eyes from this vision. Old enough to be my mother or not, this was a very good looking woman. I wondered what she would look like without the dress; maybe just standing there in the black boots and stockings.
I removed the flask from the glove-box; it had a coat of arms engraved on the front. The back was covered in red leather that was attached at the base. The coat of arms showed a phoenix rising from the ashes of an object on fire; on closer inspection it was a globe, but not the earth. The wings of the fabulous bird were smoldering as it went into the sky, its beak open in pain. The inscription below the drawing was in a language I didn't understand. I just knew it was not English, Latin or French.
I removed the heavy silver top and tipped the flask to my lips. The witch's brew turned out to be either a fine brandy, or a really smooth whiskey. I was no expert on liquor but I guessed that this was probably an expensive Napoleon Brandy or maybe an old Scottish Malt Whiskey. What I did know was that it tasted superb; there wasn't a hint of the harsh taste that went with the cheap liquor I'd tasted at parties. As it went down my throat it warmed my insides instantly. The river of warmth continued all the way into my stomach. "This is excellent Beverley. What is it?"
"Yes it is, isn't it? That, Danny, is 1858 single malt, from the Loch Airy Distillery in Inverness, Scotland."
"That is very old! How on earth did you get a hold of that? If my dad was alive he'd be in seventh heaven."
"I have the original bottle in my study at home; I bought it at auction last year, on this same date. If your father was a fan of good whiskey, he would have been in 8th or 9th heaven after a sip. This really is the best-of-the-best if you are a malt whiskey drinker. However, if you're not, it's still very good for getting you warm again after being out in foul weather!"
After another long sip of the whiskey the cold began to retreat and I relaxed and tried to get more comfortable. It was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be because minutes later my eyelids started to droop. I didn't want to fall asleep; I knew I wouldn't be in the car long; the next town was only thirty miles further on. I glanced at my watch, it was 6.30pm.