When Paige got to Chad's house, he met her at the door. Taking the bag of toys from her hand and tossing it on the La-Z-Boy next to them, he picked her up in warm bear-hug and said, "The Cubs are in first place and you're here; all's right with the world!"
She gave him a smooch, wiggled out of his arms. and smiled up at him, "I love the hugs; would I have gotten one of those if the Cubs sucked?"
Chad squinched up his face, "Hmm...good question! My brain doesn't work that way though!"
She patted his cock through his shorts, "Good thing this works no matter if the Cubs win or lose! Otherwise you'd be useless!"
"Holy shit!" he played along, "Is that all I'm good for?"
"Well, let's see, how much is your take-home pay?"
Chad laughed and swept her up in his arms, went over to the sofa and dropped her on it! "I can change your light bulbs too ya know...without a ladder!"
She slapped him on the leg, and he flopped down next to her. "On another note, Tom was over at the house tonight. In fact, they shooed me out of there and told me not to come back for at least an hour and a half!"
Chad's eyes widened, "Wow! An hour and a half? That's more than a quickie, Babe!"
"I'm thinking they're in love!"
"Kinda like us, right?"
Paige's eyes softened, "Aww, so you love me, huh?"
"Yeah, And to tell you the truth, I love YOU more than the Cubs!"
"Chad! That's the nicest thing you ever said to me! I love YOU more than the Cubs too!"
He guffawed, "I wonder what would happen if they caught you naked in their locker room?"
"Hmm...now THAT'S an interesting thought! Maybe we should run an experiment; let's write them a letter!" And Chad slapped HER on the leg!
Paige giggled and climbed onto his lap, straddling him. She pressed in to him closely, and they kissed for a good three minutes. When that broke, she looked into his eyes, "I just want you to know I'll never get tired of that!"
"Me neither," he replied, "and check out what that did to me!"
She sat back a bit and felt his erection pressing into her crotch. "I guess we still got it, huh?"
"Shit! I don't think it will be possible to lose it!"
She kissed him again, "You're so romantic, want to see the toys?" and he burst out laughing!
Paige opened the bag and pulled them out one by one. The first one was the cock-shaped glass dildo with colorful spiral ridges, "This is really beautiful, isn't it?"
"Yes, very pretty. But it's almost like a toy for single women with no prospects."
"Oh you men," she smirked at him, "you just need to think outside the box more. Use your imagination!"
He chuckled, "I don't have time for an imagination!" And he got another slap on the thigh!
The next thing she pulled out was the seven inch vibrator with the rabbit ears. "I could see me using this once in a while; I wonder if it works in the shower?"
Chad picked up the box, "It says it's water-proof, not sure I believe that."
"You and I should try it someday. Maybe in our new shower?"
"Now THAT sounds like my kind of experiment!"
Paige tried to switch it on, and the toy came to life, "Hey...batteries were included!"
He looked at the box again, "This thing is rechargeable; you just plug it in. Wow, whoever bought you that didn't pinch pennies; these kind are fairly expensive!"
The third toy she pulled out was the silicone butt-plug. "This one isn't cheap either!" There was a small switch on the end and when Paige pushed it, the plug vibrated. "Oh my God! It looks like this one is rechargeable too!"
Chad chuckled again, "Now that one looks real functional! We can do a lot of simulations with that one!"
"Like what?"
"Babe, you're kind of a newbie at the anal thing; haven't you heard of a double-penetration before?"
"Oh my God!" she stared at him wide-eyed, "I guess I better get my imagination working some more!" When he chuckled at her she suddenly thought, "Hey Chad, we could use this on you as well!"
The smile disappeared from his face so fast, Paige burst out laughing. "We what?"
"I'd like to try that on you?"
"You're joking."
"No I'm not."
"Stop kidding around, Babe...what else you got in there?"
Paige shook her head and pulled out the double-ended dildo. "Marie and I used this one today; God, was it ever fun!"
Her husband was staring at it, "You and Marie had that in your pussies today? That must have looked off-the-chain hot!"
"I don't know how it looked, but the orgasms we had were definitely off-the-chain!"
"I want to watch you ladies with this one. Damn, maybe I DO have time for my imagination!" She reached into the bag and pulled out the last toy which was the strap-on. Chad took one look at it and started crowing, "Are you fucking kidding me? You've GOT to be double-fucking kidding me!"
The redhead was grinning so big, "What, you've never seen a strap-on before?"
"I've seen them, but never in the hands of someone I know, much less my wife!"
Paige giggled, "Well then, this one has two dildos, see? One regular cock-shaped...and one tapered anal dildo with beads."
"Oh Wow," he exclaimed, "So you and Marie didn't use this one today; is that correct?"
She laughed, "No, Marie said using this toy properly required two hours, and we only had one!"
"And this dildo is for anal huh?"
"Yes, my understanding is that it's basically for anal newbies."
"I bet that feels good with those smooth bead things on there!"
Paige gave him a sideways glance, "You think so? Hey, maybe I should try it out on you! Wanna?"
Chad looked thunderstruck, then he gave his wife a playful shove, "Yeah...I know you're joking!"
"I'm not joking!"
He smiled wryly, "Of course you are, it's out of the question."
"Why?"
Chad's smile was twisted into a kind of "What-the-HELL-are-you-talking-about" kind of way, "It's just weird, that's all."
Paige locked eyes with him and reached over to slip a hand up the leg opening of his shorts, feeling for his cock. It was half-hard and she massaged it gently. Thirty seconds later he was almost fully hard again. "I find it interesting that when you and I want to explore anal, it's only a one-way conversation. Have you ever tried putting something up your ass before?"
"No"
"Then let's try it!" Chad sat there while Paige played with his cock. He was clearly conflicted over it, and the redhead was wondering if he was battling the macho-man mindset. Since he was commando right then, she lifted the leg opening and pulled his hard dick out. "Tell, you what," she said, "Think it over while I enjoy myself for a minute!"
She took hold of the base of his cock with one hand and picked up his soft scrotum with the other. Then she sucked him in about three inches and began gliding her tongue around the cut head. She couldn't help but giggle with his cock in her mouth when she saw his eyes roll back and his head flop to one side. "Ohhh Fuuccckkk!" he moaned, "You do that s..soo f..fucckin' good, Babe!" He had one hand on the top of her head, and the other hand on the top of his!
Paige got a little more aggressive and her head started bobbing up and down; working his pole deeper and deeper into her mouth. She loved feeling his ass tightening while his groans got louder and louder! Very abruptly, she stopped and said, "Be right back, Hon, take your shorts off while I'm gone!"
Chad's eyes had been shut but they snapped open, "What the fuck, Babe?" She just giggled at him and scurried off to the bedroom returning a moment later with the bottle of K-Y lube in her hand. He had indeed removed his shorts and his erection was still wobbling straight up. Spotting the bottle in her hand, he smiled (albeit a bit weakly,) "Ohhh, so you're thinking something like....?" and his voice trailed off.
Flipping the bottle onto the sofa next to him, Paige made a small show of stripping off her clothes. She grabbed at her crotch in a very lewd manner and said, "Are you in the mood to fuck me, Chaddie? Do you want to shove that beautiful dick in my wet cunt and bang me really hard?"
He grinned at her and played along, "Hell yeah I do! What're we waiting for?"
She smiled back and picked up the bottle again, "If that's what you want, then I want to try something first!"
"I was afraid you were going to say that!"