All the usual rules and disclaimers apply. Nobody under eighteen in sexual situations. Any resemblance of characters to anyone alive, dead, or in between is purely coincidental. This is pure fantasy, try not to drag too much reality into it. The story has incest, lesbians, anal sex and pork products in it. If any of that is a trigger for you... STOP! Don't read it. There might be some sex in the story, approximately every third word. If any of that offends you, why are you still reading this? This is a tall tale, I might have exaggerated things a teeny tiny bit. Please read with tongues firmly in cheek. It might be ever so slightly OVER THE TOP. You have been warned. Be kind in your comments, or at least civil.
Afraid Of Pregnancy
My girlfriend Sheila is terrified of getting pregnant. Her mom Vanessa had her when she was 15, and Sheila was already 19 now, so age was not the issue. For some weird medical reason not shared with me, Sheila is not able to use the pill to prevent any unwanted pregnancy. We use condoms that we both don't like, but that's what we need to do, or we become very proud parents. Then, after secretly watching my private porn collection (without my permission I might add), my girlfriend shocked the hell out of me. The porn gave her a crazy idea.
"I want to try anal," Sheila spoke evenly. That was a bit of a shock! We were in her bedroom in her lovely mom's house. Nobody but us was supposed to be home, at least according to my lovely girlfriend. So we were gonna do something for sure, but we were going in a very strange direction here as well. Not a bad direction for me, but quite a bit unexpected! I had never had a girl REQUEST anything to do with her back door. Not once, not ever. Girls don't even like to THINK about anything to do with their cute little behinds.
I thought I had maybe not heard her correctly. "WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU WANT TO TRY ANAL?" I said back to her to check. I just couldn't believe my ears. Most girls will not even say the word anal, much less want to try it. Especially with me, as I'm rather big and pretty damn thick. I've never had a single size complaint about Mr Happy anyway. But no girls would be crazy enough to let me into their tight little behinds either. That's quite a bit of very serious stretching. Plus, I don't want to hurt them. Not when there's a nice, willing, already hot and wet 'pre-stretched-out' pussy only two inches away, already dripping wet with anticipation and eager to be filled up and fucked hard. Oh yeah! Give me that sweet poon-tang, oh yeah. Sheila had a delightful love hole that I fucked hard, even if it had to be in a prophylactic. Therein lay the problem.
"Yeah. I worry the rubber is going to break. You are pretty big and your big fat dick is going to break a rubber one day, and I will wind up very pregnant and all alone!" My girlfriend whimpered at the thought of that scenario. She thought I was ready to just up and leave her like that! That's not right at all.
I was seriously thinking of making her my wife, not of me leaving her. What the hell? Whatever made her think that way? It showed a distinct lack of trust in me. In fact, she seemed quite SURE that I was just gonna up and run away. WHY? I didn't understand this at all. What the fuck?
"Sheila, I'm not going to leave you. Are you ditching me? I mean if you did get pregnant with our baby." I was speaking my mind. It then occurred to me that I would like it very much if Sheila got pregnant. I would love to have a child with her. Hell, I'd love a house full of our children. It would be nice to have the house first, but hey, one thing at a time. I haven't hit the lottery just yet. It looked like she trusted me as far as she could throw my 220 lbs.
"I want to be the father of all our kids, however many you will agree to. I want to be a dad. A GOOD DAD! " I spoke the real absolute truth.
"You say that now Bart, but if the time came, I think you might ditch me and my baby!" she was fearful that I was going to split. There were real tears in her eyes. She clearly didn't trust what I said to her. I think they call that extreme abandonment issues. On the other hand, she seemed quite willing to take my big fat dick up where the sun don't shine. That's gotta count for something, relationship-wise that is. She's trusting me with her cute little sphincter. Did that idea appeal to my dirty naughty side.? Oh fuck yeah.
I reached out and held her in my arms, not letting her go. "NEVER. NOT EVER. NO, NO, NO, I WILL NOT DITCH YOU." I told her the truth. "I love you, and I am not ditching you, period. Why do you think that of me? Not that I would mind trying anal sex. The thing is, I am rather big and wide down there. I don't want to hurt you. I doubt you could stretch that cute brown eye of yours enough to accommodate my big wide dick. Do you think you could do it? Feel my cock and feel your cute little sphincter and you tell me. Just don't you dare say that I am leaving you if you get pregnant. That's a bullshit lie. I love you. When we are ready I would love to have as many kids as possible, that number to be determined by you and me together. How about ten children, five boys, five girls?" I said as seriously as a judge. Her eyes almost fell out of her skull. I don't think she is ready for ten children quite yet. Hell, I doubt she is ready for one baby.
Her face betrayed her sincere mistrust of me. She really thought that I was just a temporary boyfriend, and the way to make me leave was to say that she was pregnant.
This was not who I was. I am a stand-up guy. I WANT to be a good dad. I want to have a family with her. Maybe have four or five kids. Or maybe have just three, but that all remains "to be determined". I was NOT going to leave her! NEVER. She'll have to kill me first.
"It's a fear I have. That's why I want you to buttfuck me." She looked at me lovingly. This was beyond my limited understanding and my ability to reason with her. Not that I wanted to change her mind. The thought of my cock buried deep in her exquisite bubble butt behind was pure pleasure! Probably not for her though, as I'm built pretty big and thick. I seriously doubt she will enjoy it. I don't think I could even get inside her even with a shoehorn! Splitting my cute girlfriend in half is not a great idea either.
"Huh? What the hell? Why do you want to do that again? I mean if you want me to fuck your pretty ass, I am fine with that, but what about all the other stuff? I mean, eventually, I think you and I should have lots of babies, but only when we are both ready. Don't you agree?" I tried reasoning with her. That was just pissing up a fuckin' rope. She had a very real phobia of being preggers and all alone.
"I'm still very afraid of ANY pregnancy." She looked me in the eyes, "If you shoot your jizz up my pooper, I will not get, um... pregnant. I WANT your big fat dick UP MY ASS. Please?" She wanted to try anal, but for a very weird reason. To avoid getting herself pregnant? It seemed like a very contrived reason. Perhaps she kinda likes the idea of anal, and needs a cover story, rather than admit to a fantasy? This terrible fear of pregnancy seemed so damn strange. It seemed like a very weird phobia to me. But who am I to criticize? I have a real fear of spiders. I can't do very much about that. However, I may be able to help her with this fear. Maybe. I doubt anal sex was a good form of birth control.
That was so weird. It made no real sense to me, even if it was 100% true on the face of it. I have heard stories about people who tried birth control this way. They are called "parents". It seems there's always a bit of semen that gets into a sexy woman's hot snatch, with the inevitable results. But hell, if she was gonna let me buttfuck her, I was NOT going to try to talk her out of this wonderful anal plan of hers! Ohfuckyeah. I'm more than happy to be her backdoor man. Oh, fuck me twice, yeah. Woo-hoo!
"Ok... Um, there are a few ahh, prerequisites." I mentioned it to her. Cleanliness is important.
"Prerequisites? Do you mean the asshole preparations? I'm all cleaned out, and I used an enema twice to make sure. I also used an anal sex kit on my sphincter." She looked very happy about her anal prep. She seemed proud of herself. That in and of itself was a little... weird. ANAL SEX KIT? WTF? I was truly mystified. I had no fuckin' clue what that was. It sounded like someone had lost a bet. Or wanted to be severely punished.
"What is that? I never even heard of anything like that." Anal sex kit? It sounded like pure hokum. Or maybe fun, lots of fun. Something I didn't know about? "What the hell is an 'anal sex kit'?" I asked.
"Hmmm?" She decided to tell me.
"A sex kit. Small, medium, large, and extra-large butt plugs for my ass. I got it online. Hell, I even got free shipping! Plus plenty of lube. I have used all four plugs in my ass all week. I am ready for that meat log of yours." Sheila smiled so damn wickedly. She had a plan I guess.
"Unfortunately, even the biggest butt plug was, well... nowhere near as big as your fat dick. So you will need to go slow at first. At least until I get used to your big fat dick in my asshole." She smiled. Jesus, she was ready for me to buttfuck her right now! Wow. I'm a bit shocked.
"Maybe I should try a boy with a little cock instead of that monster dick you have, Bart." She said, upsetting me. That thought pissed me off! My girl had this all planned out way ahead of time. She gave me a side-eye smile. Sheila was just yanking my chain. I then yanked hers right back.
"I certainly hope not. We will be broken up then, if that's what you want Sheila," I said with sorrow in my heart and voice. I loved my nineteen-year-old beautiful girlfriend. I was a bit older at twenty-five.