This is a bit of a slow burn, but it gets quick fiery at the end, so bear with it, and I hope you'll enjoy it.
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Introduction:
I don't want to say that our marriage had become stale. It hadn't, we both still loved each other madly and loved the sex we had -- even when it was just basic "sneak a bit of nookie while the kids are distracted" sex.
We had a great marriage, good kids, and a decent sex life. We just hadn't been able to find the time to indulge our broader tastes -- it's kind of difficult to have sex on a public park bench at 2 am when you need to be at work at 8 am or when the kids need to be at soccer practice at 7 am on a Saturday.
And we couldn't really get away with keeping a fuck machine or a sex swing -- or even manacles on the bed posts -- in our bedroom. The kids are in and out of there at all times of day, and some things just aren't worth explaining. The best we could manage was to keep a few toys in a locked drawer and hope the kids didn't find the keys.
I wanted a little more spice sometimes, and I know he did too. I did some research and found that there were a couple of "swingers" clubs in the area. They looked ok, but involved jumping through a lot of hoops to get invited in. I just wanted us to pop out for a night and go wild. Doing some deeper searching, I found that there was a sex club in a section of town that we don't normally go to: "Advanced Instinct" with a motto of "There's nothing basic about us". It was very expensive, but the experiences it promised looked worth every penny.
Reading through the club's site, there seemed to be a lot of fantastic options. It got me really riled up but I managed to restrain myself until that night after the kids went to bed. My husband got all my pent-up energy, and we did a couple of things that we hadn't done in a bit -- a butt plug for him, and vibrating cock-ring for me. Oh, and a ball gag for me too -- didn't want to wake the kiddos.
But after that, there was another couple of weeks of grind and no bump. I went back to the Advanced Instinct website and made a reservation for the upcoming Saturday night. I also arranged a babysitter -- we'd found a very nice college girl who was home for the summer.
The reservation email came with a rule book, including what you should wear coming in the front door, what you needed to do before you entered the club proper, what you could and could not wear in the club, and things you weren't allowed to bring at all, even to put in a locker. It also included strict rules on what kinds of activities could be done before you entered the main club.
The rule book explained each step of the process of entering the club -- explaining in basic language exactly what would happen at each stage of entry and exit. It also explained what kind of medical records you needed to bring -- mostly STI and COVID testing. Of course, it also had all the usual disclaimers about allergies. There were also coupons for first time visitors for several different kinds of services, and for their shop.
My husband and I went through this a few times and had two bags (one for him and one for me) packed by Thursday night. We both liked to be prepared, particularly for when we wanted to be spontaneous. We packed grooming stuff, toys, lubes, lotions that we liked, sexy clothes (lingerie for me, a banana hammock for him) and shoes. The club would provide towels, soap, shampoo, lube, toy cleaning supplies and everything else one could need. We stuck the bags at the top of the high shelf in our closet -- none of our kids were tall enough to reach it.
Saturday morning, we took the kids to the park and the pool and ran them around as much as we could. We wanted them to be exhausted when the babysitter came -- mostly so they wouldn't notice what time we came home. We fed them lunch and made them watch a dumb movie with us. This took up until about 3:00 pm. The babysitter was due at 5:30 pm, so we sent the kid into the rec room where they could play video games until she got here.
Once they were downstairs and settled in, we went back to our bedroom, reviewed what we'd packed against the rule book again, and then got out the clothes we were going to wear to the club.
We both got in the shower and played a bit -- just enough to get us both warmed up. Then we got dressed -- neither of us were wearing underwear (although we each had a pair of more sensible underwear in case we felt like we needed them on the way home). My husband picked up the bags and started to walk downstairs to the main floor. I grabbed him from behind, stuck my hand down his pants, and stroked him until he was hard and drooling. I knew it would show when the babysitter arrived -- and knew he would love it.
Once we got past embarrassing the babysitter with my husband's hardon, and got on the road, I was getting at least as excited as my husband's pants showed. It didn't help that he would occasionally take one hand off the steering wheel and slide it down my pants and wiggle his fingers.
Entering The Club:
We got to the club and surrendered our car to their valet parking (valet parking was required and included in the price.) The front room of the club was short front to back, with a door on each side and a concierge podium in the middle. The concierge confirmed our reservation and greeted us with "Welcome to Advanced Instinct! Thank you for arriving on time." She pushed a button to unlock and open the door on the left.
Through that door, we found a short hallway with a security guard, a baggage scanner, and an airport-style metal detector. There was a sign that read "All guests with piercings, inserted toys, or other embedded metal will be subject to a full nude body search". The guard again confirmed our reservation, had us put our bags on the scanner, and had us walk through the metal detector. Per the rule book, I had removed my earrings and other piercings beforehand. We both passed through the detector fine. The guard then took our luggage off the scanner belt and carefully unpacked everything, felt the sides of the bags for any hidden pockets etc., and then neatly packed them back up.
He then greeted us, saying "Welcome to Advanced Instinct! Thank you for your patience, and for complying with the rules regarding incoming goods and clothing." He gave us a heavy lock with a key that was tagged with our reservation number; then pushed a button that unlocked and opened the door on the other side of the hallway.
One wall of the next room had a bench with a lockbox large enough to hold our clothes, a bag that would sling over one shoulder to hold anything we wanted to bring into the club. There was a smaller basket on the bench that held two hotel sized soap, and shampoo sets, along with two toothbrushes and one tube of toothpaste. Under the bench were two pairs of hotel slippers. There was an open cabinet that held a large stack of fluffy towels. There was also a door in the wall that was clearly sized to fit the lock box.
The other wall of the room had two large glass walled showers - each big enough to hold two people. We packed our stuff in the lockbox and locked it. There was a whooshing sound like an air tube when we closed the lockbox door. We decided to brush our teeth first and then shower.
A sign in the shower instructed us to limit our time so that we could enjoy the club to the fullest. We had a little fun groping and using the shower hose on each other but kept our activities to a minimum. After the shower, we enjoyed the fluffy towels (they were warm!) and put on the slippers to cross the floor to put on our club clothes and shoes. He'd chosen a pair of shiny leather boat shoes and a banana hammock that was made of a metal sheened satin fabric.