As I took off my clothes behind the screens I wondered if it had been a good idea to turn up for the medical after all, I knew from the job application and the interview process that this post at the Academy would involve sexual situations, but there I was, not ten minutes after arriving being told to undress by my new boss who was barely half my age.
AND MAN.....SHE IS A LOOKER!
"Hurry up please Mr Banks, we have a very busy morning ahead of us."
"Of course Miss Smith, can I keep my boxers on?"
"If you really must then yes you can for now, but it's hardly worth it."
She sounded a little impatient, she must be a very busy lady as principal of such a big organisation, I find that the older I get, the harder it is for me to estimate younger peoples ages but this little lady only looked to be about twenty five or so, amazing really, the Academy for Sexual Studies was highly regarded in the field of human research and I was really keen to get this post.
WHY DO THEY WANT AN OLD FART LIKE YOU ANYWAY?
DO YOU MIND....?
IT'S A FAIR ENOUGH QUESTION, YOU ARE FIFTY FOUR!
OKAY, OKAY.....
It did slightly puzzle me though, apparently they wanted a mature man of fifty plus to make up their team which was comprised mostly of younger people, male and female, the Academy carried out all kinds of trials and research studies, all in the field of sexual health and well being, I'd been told my main role would be to sit in on counselling sessions and to write up the notes I was to take of the proceedings, I would also be involved in some of the experimental stuff in a similar way.
SOUNDS ALRIGHT TO ME!
They needed someone open minded enough not to judge people with hang ups and I felt myself to be a man of the world, not too easily embarrassed in matters of the flesh, apparently they had some well heeled clients with all kinds of problems, some types of sexual therapy even took place in groups, people from all walks of life came through the doors, ranging from celebrities and city high flyers to ordinary folks off the street, the one thing they all had in common though was the ability to pay quite a lot of dosh for the services on offer.
IF I'VE GOT IT RIGHT THEN I'M GOING TO GET PAID TO WATCH PEOPLE HAVING SEX.
JUST YOU KEEP HOPING SON.....I RECKON IT'LL BE FAT OLD LADIES MOSTLY.....YOU MUST BE MAD!
I heard the door open and the sharp click clack of high heels on the polished wooden floor.
"Just in time Penny, Mr Banks is coming out now.....aren't you David?"
"Yes, I'm ready."
I stepped round the screens wearing just my shorts to be greeted by two of the loveliest creatures I've ever seen, these were definitely not fat old ladies, these were young ladies, lovely ladies, Valerie Smith was the raven haired principal, she'd been joined by a blonde woman of around thirty who was positively statuesque and perfectly proportioned, her wavy medium blonde hair fell around the shoulders of her white nursing uniform, her legs were encased in white.....STOCKINGS I HOPED.....and red high heels which seemed unusual for a nurse, but I didn't care, she had one of those crisp white caps on her head and that was good enough for me!
"At last we can begin, I'm going to call you David from now on if that's okay, if you pass the final selection test this morning and join us fully you'll soon find we have no room for standing on ceremony here."
"Please do.....Valerie?"
She nodded, Valerie was elegantly dressed in a smart grey business suit with a cream blouse, the skirt and jacket were well tailored and fitted her gorgeous figure admirably, her legs were clad in light grey nylons and her shoes were black, with pointy toes and four inch heals, they looked expensive, she knew I was checking her out and deliberately turned away towards her desk allowing me a look at her in profile.....
A CLASSY BIRD LIKE THAT WOULDN'T WEAR TIGHTS WOULD SHE?
SHE'S SO FULL OF HERSELF!
YES BUT SHE'S GOT PLENTY TO FLAUNT!
"You may call me Valerie David, but I prefer to hear Miss Smith in front of clients."
BIT HIGH AND MIGHTY FOR A YOUNG BIRD!
OITY TOITY MATE.....BUT TOP TOTTY ALL THE SAME....!
SHE MUST BE GOOD TO RUN THIS PLACE, IT'S MASSIVE.
"David, I'd like you to meet Penny Chivers, she is our ever dutiful nurse and she also doubles very well as my personal assistant, I have complete confidence in her medical abilities and her excellent sense of discretion and loyalty, anything you need to ask, see Penny if I'm not available."
"You're too kind Valerie, I just do my job really."
"Nonsense, I wouldn't be without you Penny dear."
The two women were standing close together and I detected an air of something rather special between them, a bond of some kind which was more than just professional closeness, they were both incredibly beautiful, both well endowed with womanly figures, not at all like the modern trend which has women on diets all the time, wanting to squeeze into the smallest sizes off the rack, I like females to be female, that's basically why I'd applied for this job, I like women, I like sex and meeting these two was as fine a start as I could have hoped for.
LEZZIES....!
SHUT UP.....THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
MAYBE NOT SON.....BUT THEY ARE.....CUNT LICKERS I'M TELLING YOU.....BOTH OF 'EM....!
ENOUGH!
MINGE MUNCHERS....!
SHUT IT!
"Pay attention please David, you look rather distant."
"Sorry Valerie.....day dreaming that's all, it hasn't quite sunk in yet that I've got the job."
Standing in front of these two charmers in just my boxers I felt a little intimidated, I'm only 5'6" and even though I'm in my fifties I haven't allowed myself to get all flabby like so many men do, I don't smoke, I hardly ever drink alcohol and I'm reasonably fit apart from having a rather dodgy lower back, my equipment is average in size I think, with a full foreskin and about seven inches when erect, so I had nothing to be ashamed about in particular, looking at these two darlings though had me imagining them with the kind of big hunks you see in porn movies, all muscular chests and massive dongs.....
PERHAPS YOU'VE WATCHED TOO MANY MATE....!
THAT MAY BE SO, I DO ADMIT TO ENJOYING A NICE WANK NOW AND THEN.
NOW AND THEN.....NOW AND THEN HE SAYS....!
STEADY ON, I'M TELLING THE STORY!
I didn't know what to do with my hands as I waited, so I held them behind my back like a policeman on duty.
EVENIN' ALL.....
But what Valerie said next got my attention.
"Yes David, well that's the whole point of this meeting really, you won't actually be offered the post until we've covered a few more details and you have given us a sample of your sperm, for analysis."
WHAT THE....?
I coughed nervously and I could feel my face colouring up.
"A sperm sample, today you mean?"
"Yes today, soon, this morning in fact, you see David, every person who works here, men and women, every client who comes to stay here, they are all fitted with a tiny sensor to allow our excellent security system to monitor their movements, as well as that, every male has to supply a sperm sample, we then have them analysed and the results are fed into the computer and then later, if there are any unfortunate incidents we can identify the culprit from DNA evidence, I thought you knew this already?"
"Err.....no I didn't, I'd read about tight security in the glossy brochure but I didn't realise how it was achieved exactly, I thought I was here for further medical checks, that's all."
"We have cameras all over the establishment, some obvious, some very well hidden, I can bring up a view of almost any room or corridor on my laptop just by pressing a few keys, isn't that right Penny?"
BIG BROTHER.....I HATE THAT SHOW....!
"Oh yes, very comprehensive coverage, too good in some ways, we occasionally have to turn a blind eye to certain things, all work and no play.....as the old saying goes."
Penny's voice was husky, like melted chocolate, she sent a little tingle down my back as she spoke, I suppose it was something to do with her outfit, I've always had a thing about women in uniform and nurses especially.
DIRTY OLD SOD!
NOT AT ALL, IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT MANY MEN REACT TO A CRISP WHITE UNIFORM IN THAT WAY.
IN WHAT WAY?
YOU KNOW.....IN THE TROUSER DEPARTMENT.
WITH A HARD ON YOU MEAN?
YES.....
JUST AS WELL OLD SON BECAUSE THESE TWO LOVELIES WANT YOU TO PERFORM IN A MINUTE!
OH FUCK.....SHOULD I MAKE A RUN FOR IT NOW, BEFORE I MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF?
"David.....didn't you get much sleep last night, were you worrying about today?"
"Oh I'm sorry, I was away with the fairies again, what were you saying?"
"Don't worry David, we understand, I think we should move on before you get too nervous, men sometimes do a runner at this stage, as Penny and I well know."
"Is it you two that usually take the err.....samples?"
"Oh yes.....we've had lots of practice by now, I promise it won't hurt."
"I wasn't worrying about it hurting."
GULP.....
"Good, well in that case....."
Valerie unfastened her jacket and thrust her magnificent chest out at me as she took the jacket off, she was really stacked and beneath the pale blouse she seemed to be wearing some kind of dark undergarment.
GULP.....