The dilemma was ordinary, but the solution, inventive. Isadora, the lady of a provincial English estate, had recently concluded a fourth year of childless marriage to her husband Gareth, the lord, who was becoming rather desperate, a younger brother bearing down his neck, a mother clamoring for divorce from across the valley.
It didn't much matter that the inheritance dispute in question concerned little more than a border outpost, one of the four castles Gareth's kinsmen kept in their possession, or that Isadora's dowry was about as substantial as half a castle in and of itself, her with her literary name being from the better part of society.
It mattered even less that Gareth loved his wife with profundity and that all these calls for separation drove him into a state of anger and despair, or that he suspected (upon recollection of his wilder days spent in taverns and whorehouses without consequences) that he, not Isadora, was responsible for their lack of parental success. Still, the situation was grim. Something had to be done to silence the brother's usurpation murmurs and placate the harridan of the family. Everyone was running out of time; patience even less so.
And so one night, after an evening of lovemaking, curled up in silk and ermine, Gareth turned to his wife and said, with feigned casualness, "I am beginning to think it matters little, really, who the father is as long as my mother and brother see a round belly in the near future." He'd been thinking such a thought for quite some time and didn't know a better way to express it.
Astonished, Isadora replied, "I should think it matters very much!"
He brought her hand up to his mouth, well-kept brown beard tickling her fingers. "It matters less, my love, than losing you."
Warily, she asked, "What, exactly, are you thinking?"
He kissed her temple, her neck, brushed a swell of reddish-blonde hair from her shoulder, warming her somewhat against her will. "I am in possession of many fine men who I believe would provide my family with a strong and capable heir, men with whom I often entrust my very life. They are handsome fellows, well-built. Indeed, I've seen your own curiosity towards them, all within the restrictions of propriety of course -- no accusations, my love -- merely some favorable glances, kindly smiles on your part, as is your right as a woman of good breeding."
Isadora turned away, embarrassed. "I admit to nothing, and what you say to me strikes me as odd. If I am to assume correctly, you wish for your wife to make love to the men in your service? Does such a thing not strike you as humiliating?"
"No more humiliating than my lacking an heir." He sighed. "Matters are becoming quite dire with my brother and mother. My brother himself threatens a feud. Do you think I would even suggest such a thing were it not from a place of utter desperation?"
"Regardless," Isadora replied coldly, "I've never heard of such a solution. It reeks of scandal and shame. What on earth will happen when everyone finds out your son is a bastard? We shan't ever hear the end of it."
"The people most concerned with the matter will hopefully be dead by the time it becomes noticeable. All children look the same for many years."
"Your brother?"
"He's far too stupid to tell the difference. Indeed he wouldn't behave as he's behaving now were he a smart man. And besides, are you, Isadora, not a little curious about other men? You, who have only ever known my arms?"
"And those arms have satisfied me."
"It pleases me to hear."
"And aren't you, Gareth, worried that the arms of another might satisfy me more?"
He kissed her shoulder. "Why should I worry about men who do not love you as I love you? I, who love you to such an extent that I am willing to submit myself to cuckoldry and bastardry just to keep you here by my side?"
Isadora closed her eyes. "Must you say it like that?"
"I can't help but be frank. Besides, let me reassure you. I would assemble only the best from my ranks. I would make them take a blood oath in order to protect your honor, but also mine, the collateral being their own lives. We would lock ourselves away in a secure place. No pages, no squires, no servants. A guard at the staircase who will know nothing and will not allow anyone to come or leave. I shall be with you the whole time, lest you wish to stop."
Isadora said nothing, though her body had grown very tight. Gareth's lips wandered close to his wife's most sensitive place, where her ear met her jawline, and there he murmured, "Ah, Isadora, I can see the color swell in your face, your neck, you are thinking about it, aren't you? Pleasure will come as reward for your sacrifice. Indeed, all these men live to serve you, for you are still their lady, and they will be reminded of this ceaselessly. And in their service, they will be diligent and respectful, devoted as they have always been."
Isadora closed her eyes, her mouth parted, conjuring images she hadn't dared to before. "Alright," she whispered. Gareth's hand on her breast, coaxing the nipple into arousal, his tongue against her skin. As he draped his body over hers once more, she asked, with some insecurity, "I shan't be a whore in your eyes?"
"No," he sighed, slipping his hand between her legs. "Anything but. You shall be no less than a queen."
**
Gareth's was an elaborate plan, not something to be rushed. Five men he had in mind as potential mates for his wife. He approached them all differently, tested the waters. At first, the men weren't sure if they could trust their ears. What is my role in this? Am I understanding you correctly, my lord?
Some, already lightheaded from the very thought of being asked to mate with the lady of the house, feigned solemnity when they agreed to the proposal. Others returned the offer with embarrassment, but even embarrassment was no match for erotic curiosity. Two of the men were dubious degrees of happily married themselves and certainly welcomed any sanctioned opportunity for a little fun. To all of them, Isadora, their lady, was a beautiful woman, blue-eyed, slender and tall, neck swanlike, mouth red and full. That much -- a body -- was easy to offer.
The rest required negotiation. Most of the men were apprehensive that Gareth would grow so jealous he would do harm to them even though they were merely following his orders. Gareth swore that, should he or his wife wish for the situation to end, he would simply end it and it would never be spoken of again. One of the men inquired whether would it be possible to kiss and caress the lady -- or were they all to be reduced to mere studs, stallions to a broodmare?
"By all means," said Gareth with unexpected glee, "Make love to her. It would be to her benefit and your honor." Two men asked if they could be alone with Isadora, but Gareth declined this for her safety. It was imperative that they all be in the same room, bound by the same set of circumstances, witnesses to the same shame.
A month later, once all was taken care of, Gareth returned to his wife.
In bed, he asked, "Do you wish to know which men I've selected? Or would you rather them be strangers to you?"
"Sometimes," Isadora confessed, "I think about not knowing who they are at all. About not being able to see them. Perhaps it would allow me to preserve some dignity. They can take me to bed, but I will only have ever laid eyes upon you."
"My, you should be a poet with sentiments like these," he teased, but the husband in him swelled with pride. He could share her, but not all of her. There would still be some part of her body that would belong only to him. Or so he thought.