Authors Note: Thanks for reading my stories, constructive feedback is always appreciated along with suggestions and hopes for future stories, like returning characters, situations etc.
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Night Three: The Pub Crawl
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"There he is!" Miles exclaims when our friend Daniel finally walks through the pub door.
We have returned to the pub from the other night, the bartender seemed pretty serious about the hotness of the women that attend his pub crawls, we knew this would probably be our best chance to get Daniel laid and fulfill our promise to his Mom.
"Chums!" Daniel exclaims as he pulls us both into a three way hug. "You both look great!"
"You're looking happy too," I say to him, he does seem happy, despite what we know about his friend zoning.
"Oh please," he says and then quickly adds. "I wanted to apologise for the mix up last night, I truly have no idea how that happened," he explains.
"Don't worry about it," Miles says, how could we possibly be angry knowing that his mother had purposefully made him miss us so that she could get us to fuck her.
"Mistakes happen," I add.
Daniel smiles at us, a little surprised that we're so forgiving considering from his point of view we went all the way to Liverpool and got nothing out of it. "My Mum wasn't too annoying was she?" he asks.
I laugh. "Your Mom is fine," I say and then add. "She says you've been seeing some girl?"
"Well..." he says, getting embarrassed. "Not really, not exactly, hopefully."
Miles and I look at each other, we'd been down this road with him before. "Let's have a look then," he says as he gestures to Daniel.
Daniel takes out his phone and pulls up a picture of her and shows it to us. "I can definitely see what you like about her..." Miles says as we stare at the picture.
She's not bad, big tits that she likes to show off and long brown hair she keeps in a ponytail. She's a bit trashy for my taste, covered in jewelry and an excessive amount of make up. She has a bit of a handsome face but still very pretty underneath it all.
Daniel in my view can do a lot better, but he's always had self confidence issues. He's fairly handsome, standing right between my height and Miles, he wears glasses and has a kind face. He is fairly overweight though, a lot more now than when he was in Ohio, but he's still handsome enough that he could probably pick up just about any woman he wanted.
"Tonight," Miles says as he hands the phone back. "We're going to get you laid," he states.
Daniel smirks. "What do you mean?"
"We want to get you laid," I say. "Then maybe you can take that confidence and hook up with this girl," I say as I gesture to the phone.
Daniel adjusts his glasses. "Well okay," he says as if we've just offered to take him to the dentist.
"You lads ready?" The bartender asks as he approaches us, not from behind the bar but from the back room.
"Where are the others?" Miles asks.
The bartender smirks and gestures behind him, there's a large group of people, all clearly apart of the pub crawl. There's some Australian guys, some American girls, all the kinds of people you'd expect. But right in the middle of the pack there is a group of four girls that stand out, that you wouldn't expect to be on a tourist type pub crawl as they're all clearly from England.
"Alright everybody, let's move on to our first proper club!" the bartender exclaims, leading us all out of the pub.
Miles, who clearly has the same idea as me quickly leads us to be standing with the group of girls that I noticed, quickly making conversation as we head down the street. "I'm Miles, this is my friend Peter and our other friend Daniel," he explains to the girls. "I've got a feeling we're all gonna be good friends," he says.
Of the four girls, one of them is clearly in charge and she makes a point of being the one to talk to Miles first. "Oh and what makes you think that?" she asks, this one is clearly a bitch, but she's also off the charts hot.
She has beautiful olive skin, a pair of perfect tits and an incredible ass, she's got a perfect hourglass figure. She's got her long brown hair down, the perfect amount of make up on to show off her brown doe eyes, thick pouty lips and high cheek bones. If she's bitchy because she's over the top hot, she has every right to be, especially in those tight blue jeans and black long sleeve with an excessive amount of cleavage.
"We're a group of attractive guys, you're a group of attractive girls... feels like it was meant to be," Miles says as we all make our way to the club, the bartender leading us down an alley now.
"Sound judgment," she says, Miles over the top confidence never fails with women, even mean girls like her. "Jade," she says, referring to herself. "And these are my mates Em, Amy and Lily," she says as she gestures to her three friends.
Em is also smoking hot, with dyed blonde hair with a bit of pink in her bangs and her roots are pronounced like she hasn't dyed in a while. She has perfect almond colored and shaped eyes, a cute smile and a perfect pointy nose and a strong chin. She's like a doll. Her style on the other hand, a flannel dress with a leather jacket with sneakers instead of heels, shows she doesn't care what anyone thinks. Doesn't change the fact that she makes the outfit work.
Amy is another incredibly hot woman. Huge innocent brown eyes. A duck shaped mouth with a cute toothy chipmunk-like smile. Blonde Farrah Fawcett hair. Her styles is akin to a sixties wild child, with a loose floral blouse, no bra to stop her big tits from bouncing and a pair of blue denim jeans.
Finally there's Lily who is far removed from the classic depiction of hot. She's still a beautiful girl but she's very tall compared to her friends. Jade, Em and Amy are all just a little shorter than me or in Jade's case my height, but Lily is as tall as Miles, which makes her stand out like a sore thumb. She has beautiful round blue eyes that take up most of her face, she keeps her brown hair tied up in two buns at the top of her head and her outfit is not particularly flattering either, a large turtle neck with a pair of overalls.
"Nice to meet you," Amy says, being the first of the group besides Jade to talk to us.
Em just quietly observes us as we all walk down the stairs together.
"Oh good, I was wondering when we were going to meet some boys," Lily starts, talking to no one in particular. "Really quite not interested in just chatting it up with my women the whole time like some kind of nerd," she continues, still not really talking to anyone in particular as the bartender leads us down into an underground club.
It doesn't take long before the three of us guys have paired off with women from the group, Miles has a divide and conquer kind of strategy for these sorts of things, so after talking Daniel up to Amy they head off to the dance floor. Miles takes Jade to the dance floor himself and I'm left standing with Em and Lily.
"Do you wanna dance?" I ask Em.
She shakes her head. "Dancing's not really my thing."
I smile. "Neither... I gotta ask why are you and your friends on this pub crawl?" I ask.
Lily is entertaining herself by asking the bartender, a different bartender, about every single drink on the back wall. "And that one, that's vodka right, I don't think I'd enjoy that..."
"Please just pick a drink," the bartender says.
Em looks at me like my question is weird. "What do you mean?" she asks.
"It's just that you're all from here, like isn't this for tourists?" I ask.
"We're all from the country and we've all only recently turned eighteen so, we've just got a pub where we come from, and everyone knows everyone so Jade thought a London pub crawl would be a good way to let loose," she says.
"She's let loose alright," I say as I gesture toward the dance floor where Jade is bent over with her hands around her ankles, grinding her ass on Miles' crotch while he holds his hands on her hips.
"She's not normally like this," Em explains. "I'm the only one brave enough to be a slut in the town we're from."
"I'm a huge slut," Lily says, it sounds like she's interjecting but actually she's saying this to an increasingly disinterested bartender.
"Are you gonna order a drink or not?" the bartender asks.
Em responds to me as if what Lily said was an interjection. "Lily here comes the closest but only because she's had sex with one guy and given out a hand job to just about anyone who'll take one, most guys are pretty selfish and don't want to actually fuck the weird chick."
"And those two?" I ask as I gesture to Jade who is now upright again but still grinding on Miles and then to Amy who is dancing with Daniel in a much more chaste style.
"Jade has had one steady boyfriend who recently broke up with her and Amy has only hooked up with one guy once," I nod.
"And you're more..." I start but can't think of a polite way to say it.
"A fucking slut, yeah," she says. "I've fucked three guys."
I laugh a little. "And you think that's slutty?" I ask.
She glares at me. "It's not?"
"Well my friend over there Daniel," I say, pointing him out. "He's a virgin but my friend over there, with Jade, he has hooked up with... three women in the last two days alone and before that back in Ohio, he must have fucked half the women in town," I laugh.
"And you?" Em asks.
"I have had sex with four women," I answer. "But I wouldn't say that's slutty."
Em nods, rethinking the way she thinks of herself before adding. "I think slut sounds cool," she says and adds. "The point is, these girls are in over their heads."
"But you're not," I say.
She smirks. "But I'm not."
After a few drinks and some more dancing and conversation the bartender moves us along to the next club, which somehow is even more underground seeming and the dance floor is even more dark and smokey, we can barely see each other it's so dark.
On the way in, the girls separate from us and head to the bathroom together, giving us guys a chance to talk. "So I think I got a pretty sure thing with Jade," Miles starts, as if it wasn't obvious.
"She was all over you at the last place," I say.
Daniel jumps in. "I think maybe... I think maybe me and this Amy girl are hitting it off," he says awkwardly.
"You're in man," Miles says and then adds. "All you have to do now is go in for the kiss and the deal is sealed... Pete, how are you going with your girl?" Miles says.
