I was in the kitchen cooking dinner for the three of us when I noticed something odd.
Usually our dinner guests would be laughing and chatting with my wife Cathy while I cooked, but that night, as I was getting ready to serve the food, I couldn't hear a thing.
I had learned to cook in college, a long, long time ago, before rock-star TV chefs dressed in pristine whites made a fortune screaming at terrified contestants.
My restaurant job days were long gone, but the skills I learned, and the satisfaction of making a good meal never left. And so every now and then I'd forget my day job and cook up something special. Sometimes Cathy and I would invite a few friends, and over time it became a thing. Lately that meant Heather and Zack would join us, two of our neighbors.
When I noticed the silence I called out to Cathy and Heather on the back porch - Zack was away on business.
"Two minutes to dinner!" I garnished the dishes, balanced the plates on my arm, and joined them at the table.
The food was good - if I say so myself - but they seemed subdued, quieter than usual. Not even the second bottle of wine loosened things up, so eventually I had to ask.
"Everything OK with you two?"
Cathy answered quickly, almost too quickly, and as she did I caught her eyes flickering across the table to Heather, if only for a second. "Yes hon, all's fine, why?"
Her words hung in the air, punctuated only by the sounds of knives and forks on plates.
"I don't know, you guys seem quieter than usual."
Heather broke the tension. "I don't care Cathy, I'll tell him. You're right Bob. I was telling Cathy earlier that I am SO frustrated with Zack."
She paused, took a slug of wine, and went on.
"He hasn't touched me in months. You know how much he travels, but that isn't it - he says he's just not interested in that anymore, and dammit, I still am."
She let out half a wry laugh. "Of all the problems a couple could have, did you ever hear of such a thing?"
Unintentionally, reflexively, I shot a glance at my wife - a side-eye that Heather caught.
"What was that?" Heather asked, as she looked back and forth between us.
"What was what?" I replied, mustering the best fake innocence I could.
"That look. I saw that. Why did you look at Cathy like that?"
It was Cathy's turn.
" 'That look' " said Cathy, "Was because we have the same issue. It isn't just you and Zack."
"Oh Cathy" Heather said, "I'm so sorry...' "
"Thank you. But our situation is different. It's me, not Bob. I'm the one who's lost interest."
I stared at my wife in utter disbelief. It was true, yes - but I was shocked that she was laying it out for Heather. Our dirty laundry.
But Cathy was just getting started. "It began a few years ago. It was nothing in particular - I've been to the doctor, it's more like - I don't know, like I lost my appetite."
Heather stammered a bit. "And Bob, how are you coping with Cathy's..."
Before I could answer the question Cathy answered it for me, truthfully, with an edge in her voice.
"He's not coping well. For the first six months he told me AT LEAST once a week that he needed it. I've caught him twice now taking matters 'into his own hands' if you know what I mean - which is fine, except for the callouses he's probably raising."
Cathy smirked at me, and I wanted to tell her to shut up...but I didn't want to totally ruin dinner and provoke a fight.
We had finished eating by then, and I thought I'd simply retreat to the kitchen. "This seems like a good time for me to clean up. Hope you guys enjoyed the food. And Cathy, no callouses yet" - I held up my palms for inspection - "No, wait, starting to get one right here" and pointed to my right hand - "but what's a guy to do, right?" I smiled sharply back at her, gathered the plates, and headed into the kitchen.
Later that night I was still in the kitchen, a half-dozen recipe books on the island as I planned another meal, when Cathy came in to apologize.
"Hey, I'm sorry" she said as she rubbed my shoulders, the first time she had touched me in months. "As you were cleaning up Heather said I was really bitchy, and I guess she's right. She said that she knew how you felt, and that it's a really hard thing to deal with."
The apology surprised me - it was very unlike Cathy.
"She's right Cathy, it is a hard thing to deal with - umm, especially when it gets hard."
That broke the tension.
We laughed, she playfully slapped my back, and we decided to turn in. That night, as we were about to turn off the lights she leaned over, propped herself on an elbow, and ran a finger down my arm.
"You know hon, I don't want to see you get callouses. Maybe, umm, well, you know, I could help." Her hand trailed down my side to my hip, and then lower.
" 'Help'? What did you have in mind..."
"I could do that for you...that thing..."
She traced her fingers along my cock, making it twitch and causing me to shiver. She played with it for a minute or two, and as my erection grew she started to stroke me.
I didn't want to break the spell, or say anything that might make her change her mind. I sighed softly, and then moaned as she picked up the pace. When I moaned Cathy reacted - "Oh my, Heather said I should help you out, poor boy, but I didn't realize it would be this easy."
She started stroking me faster, and I bucked my hips a couple of times, knowing that after a long dry spell I wasn't going to last long. Cathy seemed to be entertained, and egged me on. "You still like my boobs?" she asked - and with a free hand pulled her right breast out of her nightie, pinching her nipple until it was hard.
"God yes Cathy, and yeah, that's really nice, please don't stop." She stroked even faster, her eyes wide as she watched, and just I erupted in a long series of spurts and groans that sent cum flying everywhere, including on her bare tit.
She laughed. "Jesus Bob, you've been saving it for how long?" - as if she had nothing to do with the situation, but her hand on my still-throbbing cock felt so good I didn't care about her sarcasm. When I fell asleep fifteen minutes later I was thinking, dimly, that maybe I could get her to do that again.
But by the next morning everything had returned to the way it was. I woke up with a raging morning erection that was obvious under the thin sheets, but neither of us said anything about that, or the night before. Cathy went for her morning run, and I took a long shower and jerked off thinking about her hand on me and shooting cum on her tits.
It was nearly a month before I made another dinner - we were both busy, and some of my business travel got in the way.
There was more to it, though. I was almost reluctant to return to the kitchen since the last dinner. On the one hand - so to speak - that dinner had ultimately gotten me a long-overdue hand job. Only one, but still, a good one. On the other hand, the conversation over dinner was "awkward," at best.
But I cook for myself as much as others, and so I was back in the kitchen expecting Heather and Zack when the doorbell rang that Saturday night.
"Cathy, can you get that?"
"Sure."
I went back to cooking and figured they'd have their usual bottle of wine on the porch before I served things up. Twenty minutes later I called out, as usual. "Dinner in five!" and Cathy called back "Great, we're ready."
Much to my surprise, when I brought out the plates Zack was nowhere to be seen. "He had a business trip come up" said Heather. "Yet ANOTHER one."
I wasn't terribly surprised. "More for us" I said, hoping to avoid having the conversation veer off into uncomfortable territory again. I cracked the next bottle of wine, offered a toast, and we dove into the food.
The meal passed without more "couples therapy" - instead, just the usual chit-chat about politics, celebrities, and things going on around town. I opened the third bottle of wine, poured everyone another round, and said that I'd clean up the kitchen - but Cathy objected.
"Cleaning up already?" she said as she looked at me. "Don't clean up yet, we're having such a good time." I looked at her with a cocked eyebrow - this wasn't the usual thing.