Jordan looked at the one dollar and fifty cents sitting on the table.
People were assholes.
He did his best to be nice, courteous and attentive when working, but it was moments like this. When some snobby asshole came in ordering expensive wine, showing off to a woman that could've been his child, staying for longer than necessary, and leaving a shit tip that made him want to give up all hope on humanity and wish for a plague to wipe everyone out.
People. Were. Assholes.
The Troubadour wasn't the worst place to work at, but as far as slow days went, this was a shitty one. His other job at the Lodi local newspaper was disheartening enough without having to wear a uniform and be treated like shit.
Either way, he suffered through it as it kept a roof over his head.
"Why so glum chum?"
Jordan looked over at Arnie's perky face with disdain. The 19-year-old spunky blond was always on the edge of irritating. But, he bussed tables like a champ, and he was saving up for a trip to Italy, which was admirable in all its naiveté.
"Just tired." He answered stuffing the tip in his waiter's pouch.
Arnie stood next to him towering over him. Jordan looked up and shook his head. He was average at 5'8", but standing next to someone who was 6'2" wasn't a picnic.
"You got any plans tonight?" he asked still bobbing to music that was only in his head.
Jordan let out a long sigh. "Yeah, but they're not as fun as you'd think."
Jordan slumped lower knowing he was going to go home, watch porn, jerk off and go to sleep alone.
The rockstar life.
With an exasperated sigh, he mussed through his short brown hair and walked towards his section, which was now empty, to clean the one table he had.
***
"Happy birthday baby."
Jana smiled and looked out the window. They were frequent patrons of The Troubadour, but tonight was different.
It was her birthday.
Fay turned the car off and looked over at Jana. Her eyes were the color of ice and just as hypnotizing. "Are you sure you want to do this, because you know I'm game for anything."
Jana leaned over and kissed her softly on the lips. With a soft tug on her short, dark brown tresses, she said,
"Absolutely."
Fay licked her lips and pulled Jana in for a deeper kiss.
It was broken suddenly as Jana shuddered in ecstasy.
Fay smiled wide biting her bottom lip. "Just checking to make sure it works."
A few weeks' prior, Jana had asked Fay to surprise her for her 30th birthday, and no matter what she decided they were going to do, she was going to go with it.
Fay had known all along what she wanted to give her, but couldn't think of how to present it without Jana turning it down.
Now that she had full reign, she was going to take the utmost advantage of it.
It started off with Breakfast in bed while Fay gave her an orgasm over eggs and bacon followed by sending her a bouquet of orange lilies, purple daises, and vibrant yellow sunflowers at work with promises of more to come that evening.
Once home, Fay gave her another one of her gifts.
A pair of vibrating panties that she was to wear when they went out for dinner.
Her clit throbbed watching Jana undress and put them on without hesitation.
Now they were at her favorite wine bar where the last surprise was waiting.
Ever since they'd started going there nearly a year ago, Fay knew that Jana had a crush on Jordan. She could understand. He was handsome enough with his boyish smile, and kind eyes. Though she'd experimented, she found herself more attracted to women.
Jana lived more fluidly.
They walked in happy to see that it was, for the most part, empty when the hostess greeted them.
"Just the two of you?" she asked.
Fay nodded. "Could we be seated in Jordan's section?"
The young woman smiled. "Of course, right this way."
***
The Troubadour was rustic in feel with wooden walls lined with some of the rarest wine bottles and tasteful parts of all the winemaking experience. It could have been overbearing and just this side of being douchey, but they were careful not to go over into full on snobbery.
She led them over to a corner booth were Jana had just managed to sit before Fay was pushing the on button sending another jolt directly to her clit.
Her honey colored eyes looked up pleading for her to stop, but the smirk she wore on her full lips was asking for more.
"I'll get your waters and Jordan will be right with you."
"Thanks."
Fay slid in next to her and leaned back rubbing on Jana's back.
"Are you excited for this next part?"
Jana looked back at her curious.
"There's more?"
Fay nodded slowly
Jana licked her lips. "If I'm honest, I'm a little nervous, but I've never been this turned on."
Fay revved up the vibrator another notch causing Jana to rest her head on the table. Her bright red curls fanned out in front of her.
She stopped as the hostess left waters at the table.
"Oh sweetheart, you're in for a great night."
***
Jordan sat in the kitchen counting his measly tips when Mandy came up behind him.
"You're a popular guy this evening."
Jordan turned around.
"I thought you said you'd sit the next table in someone else's section."
Mandy flashed him a smile. "Sorry stud, but they asked for you by name."
Jordan looked at her curiously. "They?"
He walked out of the back to see who would possibly ask for him.
A smile spread across his face at the sight of his favorite couple.
For him, Jana and Fay were some of the hottest women to step into the overpriced establishment. And for reasons beyond him, they singled him out as their favorite waiter.
Over the last year, they'd come in spent a lot, leaving big tips. Fay was petite with a voice that went right to your genitals while Jana was a gorgeous curvy redhead that Fay had the honor of sleeping next to every night.
If Jordan were honest with himself, he would admit that given the chance, he would've loved to bend her over and take her while Fay watched. Or joined in. Occasionally, he let himself believe that she'd even flirted with him once or twice, but quickly brought himself back to reality.
Every time he'd come up to the table, she always had this... smile. He couldn't help but smile back in kind every single time giving himself away. Liking her just a little more each visit.
Tonight, as he stepped up, her look was completely different. She was disheveled with a gleam of sweat on her brow.
She looked like she'd been... he shook the thought from his mind. There was no way.
"Hey ladies. You alright tonight?"
Fay looked up and smiled lazily. "Jordan! You're lookin good tonight."
Jordan looked at her with suspicion. "Pretty sure I look the same as I always do."
Fay looked at him sideways. "No, there's something different today."
He scoffed. "What can I get you ladies tonight?"
Fay smoothed Jana's hair out of her face. "What would you like sweetie?"
Jordan focused on Jana's look more. He smiled to himself. She definitely looked as though she'd been rode hard.
Jana licked her lips. She may not have been going for seductive, but the twitch in Jordan's pants suggested otherwise.
"How about some bison sliders?"
Fay smiled turning the vibrator on the low setting again.
Jana hummed slightly and crossed her arms which caused her chest to push up nearly sitting on the table like a meal of their own.
Jordan swallowed hard. He could feel his pants getting more and more uncomfortable.
"Are, do you, um..."
He was struggling to find words watching her.
"Anything else?" he asked finally.
Fay watched him with a sly smirk.
"Bring us a good Pinot Noir as well. We'll let you choose."
Jordan nodded absently.
"Absolutely. Anything... What?"
Fay chuckled. "A pinot with those sliders."
He nodded. "Of course, I'll bring it right over."
Walking away, Jordan was in a daze. He couldn't believe the sight of her. He wanted nothing more than to grab her and take her right then and there.
Too bad Fay was going to be the one giving it to her.
Jerking off tonight was a must, but he wouldn't need porn to do it.
Fay watched as Jordan walked away. It was clear that he had a growing hard on. It pleased her knowing the night was going just as she'd planned.
"How would you feel if I had you down on all fours. My face buried in your pussy while you're taking Jordan in your mouth and down your throat?"
Fay was leaning into Jana whispering in her ear while keeping the panties on the lowest setting. She knew Jana was getting frustrated, but she couldn't help herself. She wanted her to be right there, needing just the right moment to send her into a blissful orgasm.
When Jordan first came over to get their order, Jana had tried to press harder on the vibrator, but Fay wouldn't give it to her that easily. She turned it off and on doing her best to contain her smirk. Jana could only bite her bottom lip and pout.
Now she was filling her head with all sorts of scenarios, and it was driving her insane.
"How about you riding on his cock while I take the vibrator and fill your other hole and watch you come all over him?"
Jana gulped.
"Would you like that?" Fay's husky voice was torture to her, but she wanted all of it.
With a slow nod she whispered, "Yes."
Out of the corner of her eye, Fay saw Jordan returning with their food.
She turned Jana's face to hers and kissed her before revving the vibrator to the full speed.
Jana could not stop the squeal that came out of her. The orgasm was intense and forceful.
She buried her face in Fay's shoulder trying to stay silent.
"Now just imagine if Jordan went under the table and lapped up all your juices right now." She whispered.
Jana wouldn't dare look out now hearing the plate being placed on the table.
She could only imagine what it looked like from his angle.
Jordan had seen Fay whispering something in Jana's ear earlier, but was now certain that the real scene was underneath the table. He'd only ever seen Jana like that in her fantasies. Her hair was everywhere, some of sticking to her flush cheeks, and she was breathing heavily.
She'd just had an orgasm, or she was close. Either way, she had him standing at full mast straining on his jeans.
Trying to be discreet, he moved his hands in front of his body.
"Here are your bison sliders." He announced with a strained smile.
"If you need anything else, just let me know."
