Sarah giggled. John's plan was way too preposterous to actually work. "Your plan is way too preposterous to actually work," she giggled.
John liked it when his girlfriend giggled. Her eyes would close tight, giving him a chance to admire her tight body that he desperately wanted to be inside of. He looked at her again. Her eyes still shut, beautiful brown hair spilling over her lovely tan face, her breasts jiggling within the confines of her tight tee. He could never tell what her bra size was, mostly because of his lack of experience with the fairer sex. But they seemed like quite a handful on her 5' 8'' slender frame.
As Sarah finally stopped giggling, John was forced to tear his eyes off of the lovely tits he wanted to suckle on for eternity. His eyes travelled up to meet hers as they opened, revealing the most beautiful shade of brown he had ever seen.
"Trust me. It will," he said, pretending to be offended at being taken so lightly.
They glanced down at the small box in Sarah's hands. It was a common airlock container with a few cookies inside of it.
"As long as you remember that the cookie without any patterns is the normal one, there's no reason for our diabolical scheme to fail," said John, trying to sound like a villain off of a superhero show. Sarah started giggling again as John mentally patted himself on the back and took the opportunity to admire Sarah's long, toned and barely covered legs gifted to her by years of volleyball. He looked up just in time for her eyes to open again.
"So," said Sarah. "Let me get this straight. This is a box of weed cookies, right?"
John nodded solemnly. Sarah went on, "And one cookie that doesn't have marijuana in it. And I can identify that cookie because there are no patterns on it?"
John nodded again.
"So I eat the one cookie that won't get me high, while I offer the box to my roommate."
John nodded vigorously.
"So she's gonna be high as fuck, and I say, 'April Fools'?"
John nodded once more.
"It'll be funny. Trust me."
Sarah giggled again. John smiled an evil smile in his head while he admired her tits again. Of course, there wasn't marijuana in any of the cookies. He had recently purchased some aphrodisiac from a spiritual looking Asian fellow specially for tonight. He had his doubts on whether or not his plan would finally get him laid, but a man could hope. After all, he hadn't gotten laid even after becoming the captain of the basketball team at their university. He had the looks, the height, the muscles. He could see it in the mirror. But he wasn't smooth enough to pull off losing his virginity.
The aphrodisiac would help, surely. It couldn't not, after all. He had laced all the cookies with aphrodisiac, and none with weed. What did he have to lose?
"Try it out, at least," said John, hoping that Sarah would take her advice. And lo, she did. So far, so good. All John had to do now was wait for her to eat the cookie, get really horny, and call him. He crossed his fingers as Sarah kissed him good night -- on his cheek -- and turned around to go back inside the tiny apartment she lived in with Jessie, her friend from college.
John watched Sarah's toned body enter the apartment, wave goodbye once more and shut the door. John turned around and climbed the two flights of stairs that would take him to the fourth floor of the building, where he lived with a couple of other friends from college. Male friends.
Sarah watched her boyfriend leave through the peephole in the door. God, he looked good. All the ladies in college wanted a piece of him, only the gorgeous idiot didn't know it. She smiled as she turned back around to find her flatmate staring at her, looking really amused.
"Miss him already, Sarah?" cooed Jessie, putting her right hand on her heart and pouting for all she was worth.
Sarah blushed and started giggling, trying to brush away the embarrassment. She opened her eyes to find Jessie still pouting, her 34D breasts jutted outward, her blonde hair tied up in a bun atop her head with a few rebellious strands of hair framing her pout perfectly. The bun made her look taller than Sarah, even though they were both roughly the same height.
"If only I was that photogenic," Sarah sighed to herself as Jessie kept pouting, even as Sarah changed into her slippers and walked in, the box of cookies tucked safely in her arms.
"John's mother sent him some cookies today. Want one?" Sarah offered Jessie the box once she had fetched the plainest looking cookie in the box and taken a bite. She trusted John to not lace her cookie with weed, considering how he knew of her sobriety vow. Jessie, however, had no such vows, and freely partook in alcohol and weed. So she wouldn't mind the prank too much, obviously.
"Oh, thanks!" said Jessie happily as she took a cookie from the box offered to her. Jessie turned around and walked to the TV in the living room, taking her first bite of the cookie.
"I haven't forgotten your promise," said Jessie, reminding Sarah of her promise to re-watch the series finale of The Vampire Diaries with her that night. "I hope you haven't forgotten either."
Sarah feigned a playful groan as she sat down on the couch opposite the TV.
"Sure," she mumbled, grinning. "I haven't forgotten."
From her seat on the couch, Sarah had a perfect view of Jessie's beautiful bubble butt fighting against the yoga pants that restrained them as she bent over to pick up the TV remote. Jessie worked out a lot, and it showed in her ridiculously huge bubble butt, her toned abdomen and tight legs. Of course, she did it merely to attract boys and sleep with the hot ones.
Sarah was still a virgin, having only mustered up the courage to go second base a couple of times with her boyfriend. She wasn't sure if losing her virginity before her marriage was actually something she wanted. But these were all thoughts for another time. Right now, the gorgeous cast of The Vampire Diaries awaited their admiration.
With the remote in her hand, Jessie came and sat next to Sarah, who was munching happily on her cookie. Jessie put on the rerun of the finale, and prepared to cry her heart out as she snuggled inside the thin blanket she had kept on the couch just for the occasion.
"No fair," said Sarah. "Make room in there for me."
Jessie, being the kind person she was, immediately made room, smiling broadly as Sarah got in there with her.
"Shhh," she said, "It's about to begin."
Sarah smiled inwardly, hoping the effects of the marijuana in the cookies would manifest themselves soon. A couple minutes into the episode, Jessie asked Sarah to pass her another cookie from the box on the table beside the couch on Sarah's side, a request she was only too happy to oblige. They continued watching the episode in silence, snuggled against each other inside the blanket, both women slowly feeling the effects of the aphrodisiac.
"Damn girl," breathed out Jessie, almost in a trance, after around half an hour. "That Damon is sooo hot. I am sooo wet right now."
And she wasn't lying. She was hornier than she could recall ever being. Her nipples had hardened to diamond tips, threatening to cut through the tight black top she had on. She should have worn a bra. And panties. She was sure the crotch of her yoga pants was soaked. Her breathing was really shallow, and her eyes had a difficult time moving away from the hot guys on screen.
"I know, right," breathed out Sarah, in a very similar state. She had noticed how hypnotized Jessie's voice had sounded, and would have been glad to see her prank going successfully if she wasn't getting hornier with each passing second. Her panties must have been soaked by now.
The sound of Sarah speaking jolted Jessie out of her reverie. Sarah's voice had sounded really far off right now. Her breathing seemed just as shallow as hers. She smiled to herself as she realized how horny Sarah was getting. Maybe this night could get a whole lot more interesting.