This is a true story. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
When I got to the bar it was packed. I ordered my Jack and coke and surveyed the crowd. I am a 5 foot 10 dirty blonde. I'm slim with large 36D breasts. I consider myself attractive and I've been told I'm beautiful. However, I recently ended a long term relationship, therefore my game is a bit rusty. So, even though I was really horny I was striking out.
After a couple of hours I was the only patron left at the bar. I was about to leave, disappointed and frustrated, when my friend Sam walked into the bar with one of his friends.
"What's up." I said smiling. Sam is well built, a little taller than me. He has gorgeous dimples. It makes me hot when he smiles. Sam and I slept together once before. I decided to stay and see if Sam would be up for a romp in the hay tonight.
"Hey." Sam said. "This is John, he's on leave from the army."
Sam sat next to me, John on the other side of him. John was also well built with a chiseled profile. Sam ordered shots while I nursed my drink.
"Hey, Becky." Sam said to the bartender. "Happy Birthday!"
"Thanks." Becky smiled. Becky is a petite blond girl. Very cute.
"How about a birthday kiss?" Sam grinned.
"No" Becky laughed.
"What, you don't think it would go over too well with your boyfriend?" Sam said
"What about a birthday kiss from me?" I asked.
"No" Becky laughed again.
We talked for a bit then John and the bartender went outside to smoke.
"Hey Ted." Sam said walking behind the bar.
"Yeah." Ted was working the door and the kitchen that night.
"I should be a bartender."
"Oh yeah."
"See," Sam said picking up the drink gun and scooping some ice with a cup "I can pour water." He pressed the water button and set the cup in front of me. He smiled, dimples flashing.
"Hey, thanks." I said taking a sip. I was pretty drunk and definitely needed the water.
Sam leaned on the shelf behind the bar as John and the bartender came back inside. John sat down next to me.
Becky made her way around behind the bar and stood next to Sam. She started telling us about her Halloween costumes. The last of which was a walk of shame girl.
"I wouldn't make you walk." John said with a wink.
Becky shook her head.
"Come on your the only hot girl in here. You can't blame me for trying." John smiled.
"Hey!" I said nudging John with my elbow.
"What? Your a lesbian." John said to me.
"No I'm not." I said.
"Oh. I assumed, because of your kiss comment earlier..." He trailed off and looked to Sam for help.
Sam shrugged and took a sip of my water.
"No. I just like to make out, girl or guy, but I don't play for that team. I like dick." I said laughing.
"You like dick huh. How about you take on me and Sam." He said teasingly.
I raised an eyebrow and looked at Sam. Having two guys at once had always been a fantasy of mine. And both John and Sam were attractive guys.
"That's not a no." John said, hope in his voice.
I smiled and drank more of my water. If I was going to participate in a threesome I would need to sober up a bit. Sam wandered down to the end of the bar to chat with Ted and Becky started stocking the bar. John watched me in silence for minute. When Ted walked away from Sam to help Becky, I got up and walked over to Sam.
"So." I said
"So." Sam said.
"How are you at keeping things on the DL?" I searched Sam's face to see if he got my meaning and was interested.
"Me? I keep my mouth shut."
"And your friend?" I asked
"Huh?" Sam took a sip of his drink.
"Your friend." I turned around to see John walking over.