Ralph is quite a strange husband: his wife Cora is lesbian, and he has assented to let her have lesbian affairs -- and after several one-night stands, she's settled with a longtime friend named Naomi.
Ralph has never meddled with Cora's lesbian relationships, although he sometimes complain that Cora could have more sex with him, and has joined an LGBT association in order to gain both some understanding about his wife's mindset and get some support, as there isn't a "Straight Spouse Network" chapter in his city.
As in most gay associations, there is a group of drag queens who once ask him to join: he's a good actor, and his experience both in his marriage and within the LGBT association has taught him about "gender bending" and "queer theory" more than all Judith Butler's books.
He accepts the invitation, and this very evening he asks Cora some advice about impersonating a woman. Cora laughs at first, but when she sees Ralph wearing a 48K bra with a couple of fake tits in it, and behaving with her the way he often saw Naomi do, she becomes serious and even somewhat intrigued.
So she goes shopping with him and helps him choose some good dresses, stockings, even make-up; when it's the briefs' turn, she has to enter the dressing room with him and help him choose a model which doesn't squeeze his genitalia too much.
When they've found the best fit, she hands him the lacy bra with the fake tits, and after he has donned it, she kneels down and administers him an unforgettable blowjob. When they're done he asks her, "How could you do that?"
"Darling, when you impersonate a woman you're so convincing that I could even forget you've got a dick and not a twat."
"Wonderful! I've often complained that most evenings you spend with me are sexless. Do you think that if I dressed and behaved like a woman while we are in bed you could ..."
"... Let's pay and come home NOW," Cora says.
Cora has always enjoyed sex with Ralph, but being licked first and then penetrated by him while wearing female lingerie and these enormous breasts gave her the greatest orgasm with a man -- somewhat comparable to Naomi-induced ones.
"Will you come to our show?" asks Ralph while hugging and cuddling Cora, and she answers, "Sure, honey, together with Naomi".
The show is a success, with a group of drag queen marching at the tune of the most famous marches of John Philip Sousa, and Ralph brings the house down by wiggling his real ass and fake tits at the drumbeat of "Semper Fidelis".
Cora laughs heartily, Naomi, who has been a Marine, splits her sides with laughter, while others in the audience don't appreciate the parody, but clap at the performers anyway.
After the show they walk home, with Ralph still cross-dressed between Cora and Naomi and embracing them; Naomi tells him, "You've been really brave. It takes a lot of courage to ridicule all the patriotic myths we Americans have been raised with."
"Only an ex-Marine like you knows their true value," Cora notices, and Ralph says, "My original intent was to mock you, Naomi, but when you started laughing I realized that we shared the same opinion about militarism and botched wars. So we ended up with laughing together at the same bullshit."
"I wouldn't have chosen both of you as my partners," Cora remarks, "Hadn't you shared my opinion on some fundamental issues."
