I sat at my computer, the little indicator of where I can start writing blinking at me constantly while I mindlessly thought of what to write. A friend of mine showed me a website called "Literaunchy," where strangers share sexual stories, fact or fiction so that other strangers can get off of it. Ingenious, I thought but it occurred to me that writing something people would find sexy was actually harder than I expected since, well, I myself am a virgin, so I had no idea how to get some real depth with the subject.
Tossing my hair off my face in exasperation, I turned my laptop off and thought I'd try again another day.
I suppose I should introduce myself. My name's Daryl. I'm not really tall or entirely muscular for that matter and everyone reckons I should cut the hair out of my eyes, but personally I prefer it this way. I'm 20, finished my Visual Arts degree, yet I'm still working at this pie shop. And this is the story of how I cured my "sexy" writer's block.
It was another day at work in summer. Boiling hot, inside with so many ovens, impatient customers, screaming toddlers, you know how it is. I was sweating like crazy and thinking of going on my lunch break when I heard a voice.
"Daryl?"
I looked up and saw a face I hadn't seen since last year.
"Oh my god, it is you!" He exclaimed, smiling.
"Hey, Steve!" I beamed, forgetting about the excruciating pain altogether of having just touched a heat lamp.
We exchanged the usual formalities of meeting up again. How are you, what have you been up to, all the usual stuff, and so I asked my manager to have my break. Luckily she was a little (too) sweet on me so she decided to let me have the rest of the day off.
Me and Steve sat in the park with ice creams each, learning what was new with each other.
"So, how's your band going?" I asked.
"Ah, man." He shook his head, with a stupid but cute grin. "Self Beef Jerky is no longer." I had to laugh at the name. "What happened?"
"Ah, the guitarist and the vocalist had this massive fight over how we should do one of the songs, and they were both pretty pissed. If me and the bass player hadn't have stopped them in time, I'm sure one of them would have been killed." He chuckled, shaking his head again. "So how's Moira?"
"She's fine." I smiled, a little annoyed he asked about Moira instead of me. Oh yeah, I should mention, me and Moira went to upper state earlier that year to visit our friend and me and Steve met at a party. Steve had this straight but still extremely playful thing to him, but my gaydar was whacked out, and I really couldn't help but think he might be at the very least bi. "So what brings you down this way?"
"Me and my mates are here for a surfing trip." He said, and then inhaled the air around us. It was a nice cool breeze, and any longer locks in his hair moved slightly to the breeze. I noticed there was hair poking out from the top of his shirt and that his beard had gotten thicker since last time. I darted my eyes away before I could feel myself getting hard at all.
He went to eat some more of his ice cream when (as fate would have it,) it plopped onto the Band shirt he was wearing.
"Aw shit!" He said in the most sarcastic, full on accented way he could possibly say it that I had to laugh again. "It's my only good shirt."
"Hey, you can come over to my house if you want, and I can wash it for you?" I offered. He grinned. "Lets go."
After what was about 10 minutes in the sun, we arrived at my house. I lead him to the laundry and he took his shirt off and I sort of froze on the spot. His chest and stomach were layered in fur, which outlined a relatively toned body. I couldn't stop staring, I thought it looked amazing when I heard "Daryl?" that I realised what I was doing.
"Oh, um yes, I..." I stammered when he chuckled. "Still think I'm cute, huh?"