i was asked to describe my nastiest fantasy, that ever came true.
Ever see those older men, 55-70, that aren't homeless, but hang around the gas stations, minimarts, and walk off into the woods after buying a beer with the money they get from can collecting? Well, i've always wondered if i could suck one. Would i? i thought about it every so often when i would see one. Then one day...
i was on my way home from work and needed gas. i stopped at one of those stations and as i went to open the door to go in to pay, one of those type of men held the door for me. He wasn't young, looked older than he was i think, and said, "Nice shirt." As i walked past.
i turned and said, "Thank you."
He smiled and asked, "Would you like some gum?"
i smiled back and said, "No thanks."
i waited my turn and paid for the gas and told the guy behind the counter which pump i was on. i turned and the older man was still there asking if i wanted some gum. i again politely said, no, and walked out towards my car.
As the gas went in my car i looked around at the passing cars etc. i soon noticed that the man was coming towards me in the lot. i smiled again and said hi.
He walked up close, carrying a few beers in a bag, and said, "Here, i really want you to have this gum."
i took it and thanked him.
As he turned to walk away, he turned and asked, "Want a beer?"
He kept going into the woods on a well worn path.
i watched him going and was getting a little hot thinking that i thought i was just hit on. Was i? Did this really happen, or was i misunderstanding a crazy, drunk, man's attention the wrong way. As the gas continued i couldn't help but stare at the path.
When the gas was done i got in the car and headed for the exit. As i looked back at the path, O pulled to the side, got out and went down it. The path was bare os grass and things, and soon led me to a small clearing where the man sat sipping from one of the beers. He smiled when he saw me and pointed to the milk crate opposite from him for me to sit on. He handed me a beer. i took it.
"Why did you do this to me today?" i asked.
"i liked your shirt."
We sat for a few minutes and i noticed him rubbing his crotch. i watched.
After a few minutes i asked, "What was it with the gum."