My name is Aaron O'Shea. A short, skinny and red-haired young man of Irish descent living in the city of Ottawa, Ontario. I recently moved there from the town of Boston, in the state of Massachusetts. So far, I don't like the Confederation of Canada. Where I grew up, racial diversity in schools, neighbourhoods and the workplace was a mainstay. Canada is full of bigots. I'm an American White male who's disgusted by the bigotry that ordinary Canadians display towards people of color. These fools are creeping me out, man. I've always been friends with folks from diverse communities. As a bisexual Irish guy, it was in my best interests.
I left my beloved city of Boston because of a woman. This tall, sexy young Black woman of Jamaican descent named Veronique. We met at Bunker Hill Community College. I loved her. I introduced her to my family. We dated pretty seriously for years. I wanted to marry her. Unfortunately, she couldn't handle the fact that I was bisexual. I promised her that I would be faithful to her. Sure, I did sleep with a few sexy Black and Hispanic guys behind her back but that was all in the past. Unfortunately, she didn't see it that way. She dumped me three days before we were supposed to get married. Heartbroken, I left the city. I'm never dating another woman again. I'm all about men now. I moved to Canada for work opportunities and also to explore my bisexuality. Gay marriage is legal nationwide in Canada, so I thought the country would be queer-friendly.
In a bar in downtown Ottawa I met this big and tall, extremely hot Black man named James Ahmed. He's a six-foot-tall, absolutely sexy young Black man who attends Carleton University. He was hot as hell and could obviously have his pick of guys and gals. I've always found Black men to be hot. My best friend at my old High School was a young Black man named Tyrone. He's now in the NFL. As in the actual National Football League. Last I heard, he played for Detroit or something like that. Black studs are hot as hell. And I can't resist them. James Harold was okay with me. I had to convince him that I wasn't a racist creep like the majority of White men and White women you might run into in the Confederation of Canada. Especially in the Capital region.
James was a really cool guy who showed me around the city. You might not realizes this but a White guy from Boston feels just as uncomfortable in a town like Ottawa as a Black guy from Africa would feel. Of course, the White guy from Boston might be shielded from bigoted cops and other sinister forces simply because of his skin color. That's not right and I oppose racial discrimination in all its forms. My best friends in the city of Boston are hard-working middle-class African-Americans. They're real friends in my eyes, too. And I was a real friend to them. We hung out all the time and supported each other in the tough times. As an open-minded, bisexual White guy from the United States of America, I can tell you that if you're not White, you shouldn't trust a White person from the Confederation of Canada. In public they act nice but in private, they're the most bigoted people I've ever seen.
I don't know where the myth about Canadians being nice comes from. I've been here for a few months and I can't stand these bozos. They're all so fake it's not even funny. I can't stand the whole bunch. They suck. They're meek yet rude, polite yet bigoted. A sea of truly strange contradictions. And they're obsessed with Hockey and maple syrup. Personally, I'm not a Hockey fan. I wasn't a Bruins fan in Boston and I'm not about to become a fan of the bloody Ottawa Senators. I'm a football, baseball and basketball fan. Like every red-blooded American male. I firmly support the Boston Celtics, the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots. Notice the absence of a Hockey team in there. Sorry, people of Canada. I think you all suck!