"Can we not do this right now?" I asked as I brushed past Ken in my lame attempt to postpone his roasting. I knew it was a futile attempt though.
"Sure," he replied. I was so shocked at his reply I stopped, turned to him and raised an eyebrow.
"Really?" I asked, not expecting him to let me off the hook so easily.
"Of course not, did you honestly think...you know what nevermind that," he said, shaking his head as he did. "Upstairs. Now."
He didn't wait for a reply as he turned and headed up the stairs. I knew he wanted me to follow him, but quite honestly I didn't really feel like following his every order. I mean, I was still the older brother right? So I went to the kitchen instead. Don't get me wrong, I'll be going up there to talk to him, but it won't hurt to make him wait a little longer.
As I walked into our small kitchen, I saw my dad seated at the dining table talking to my mom who was leaning against the sink. My appearance caused both pair of eyes to fall onto me and I immediately felt nervous under their simultaneous stares.
"You're home," my mom announced, pushing off the sink and walking over to my father.
"Yeeaaah," I dragged, growing suspicious at their peculiar behavior.
"So, how was your day?"
"Nothing much."
"Any particular reason your brother was pacing the living room just now, muttering to himself?" my mother asked, pushing her long dirty blonde hair behind her ear. I looked over to my dad, who was silent but staring at me behind his glasses, waiting for an answer like my mother. Great, I delayed one interrogation and walked right into another.
"Nah. It's nothing. He's blowing things out of proportions," I said, breaking their gaze and going to grab a glass of water.
"Oh? So you're both alright? No fight?"
"What? No, of course not. You know Ken, he exaggerates stuff. It's nothing really."
I could see the disbelief in my parents eyes but I was thankful that at least they weren't as good at picking up on my lies as Ken was. "Okay, if you're sure."
"Yeah, I am. He's just being Ken," I said, slowly inching towards the kitchen exit. Not seeing either of them protest at my imminent departure, I felt safe enough to excuse myself. "So, if that's all, I'm going to head up?"
At my mom's nod, I quickly turned and exited, but stayed outside the kitchen door though, leaning against the wall, waiting. I held my breath, hoping that I would be able to hear my parents, if and when they started talking about what just happened, when they thought I was no longer listening.
"Did you buy that?" I heard my father's voice first. I smirked to myself; my parents were too predictable.
"Not at all, but that still doesn't mean we know what's happening between the two of them," my mother replied.
"It can't be too serious, right? They do this all the time. They'll go upstairs, talk it out and tomorrow morning everything would be back to normal. You know them, they share almost everything." I was slightly impressed by my dad at that point. He definitely knew us inside and out.
"Yeah, but I always still get a little worried."
"Don't worry about them. They're adults now, they can handle themselves."
"That's debatable," my mom said and I let out a silent scoff. I had heard enough though, so I sneakily crept up the stairs. They didn't know what Ken was upset about, meaning that he hadn't let anything slip yet. I mean my parents know I'm gay, but I've never actually been in a real relationship before, if what I have with Taron can be called a relationship at all. We didn't actually say we were boyfriends or anything so, was it official? Furthermore, he was elite and I had no idea what my parent's thoughts were on interclass relationships.
I opened my bedroom door, only to find Ken pacing the floor. He looked up when he heard the door, glaring daggers at me. "Took you long enough."
"I needed to grab a glass of water," I explained, holding up the glass in my hand.
"Water? There is no time for water."
"Oh, I didn't know this was a matter of life and death."
"Of course it is!"
"Well, you're alive and so am I, so I guess crisis averted," I said, walking over to my bed and sitting down, taking a sip of water as I did.
"Can you stop?" he asked, grabbing the glass in my hand and placing it down on my bedside table.
"Rude! I wasn't done with that," I protested.
"We're gonna talk about this. Now."
I sighed in exasperation. "Fine. Let's get this over with."
"Let me get into my fag hag persona first," he said, taking a breath and composing himself. "Like oh my god, what happened between you two?" he said, mimicking those ditsy girls from those old movies we used to watch. I was glad he had taken my water away from me, because if I had been drinking I would have spit all over him.
"Can you please not do that?" I asked, feeling slightly uncomfortable by his sudden personality change.
"You sure?" he asked and I nodded. "Okay fine then. So what happened? When I called, Taron said...I don't even want to repeat it. The mental images it brings up."
"Then I'm pretty sure you don't want to hear what happened between us."
"Not that part you idiot, I meant the events leading to it," he said, flicking me on the head.
"Okay okay, no need to get physical," I said, rubbing the spot where his finger contacted my forehead. "Well, after you and Alena ditched meβ"
"We didn't ditch you," he interrupted.
"Do you want me to tell you or not?" I scolded him for interrupting me. He wordlessly apologized and zipped his mouth. "Anyway, I was wandering the research centre when Taron attacked me and pulled me into his office. I was scared shitless man, you don't even know. You should have seen his face."
"I can imagine. Carry on."
"So he was angry at first and I thought it was because I raped him. I mean, that was the logical thing right? Turns out it wasn't that but because Will Harrison had confronted him regarding my interview. I explained to him how Will had it wrong and I ended up blurting how I was sorry about raping him.
"With new ammunition, he of course went off on me again, still not at what I was expecting though. He was angry that I had left abruptly and not the actual events that took place. To say I was confused at the time was an understatement. One thing led to another and he ended up kissing me."
"Wait wait hold up. He kissed you? As in he initiated the kiss?"
"Yeah, I was shocked as hell. Said that was what he wanted me to do that night."
"Whoa whoa whoa back up here? He kissed you?"
"Yeah, I already said that. Keep up will you?"
"But that means he likes you, which explains why he wasn't angry by your actions. It also explains why he was angry when he thought you bad mouthed him to Will. Holy shit, this is awesome!"
I raised an eyebrow at Ken. Why was this awesome to him? I thought he would be opposed to the idea of me and Taron together. At least, that's the vibe I got from the phone call. "Why is it awesome? I thought you would be mad."
"What? Why would I be mad?" he asked, shooting me a confused look.
"I just assumed after your phone call."
"Oh Kev, I love you but you are seriously dense sometimes, you know that?" he said, shaking his head in disappointment.
"So I've heard." It wasn't but a few hours ago that Taron said the same thing.
"First of all, I was the one who was constantly trying to get you to confess your crush to him. Why would I do that if I didn't want you two together? Taron's an asshole and I don't know why you like him, but you do, so I'm happy for you. Second and more importantly, him liking you is awesome because that means that I was right; he did enjoy what you did. I mean, I'm right most of the time, but I was taking a gamble with this. Of course I'm happy that I have further proof that I am just so damn clever."
"Humble. Very humble," I muttered, rolling my eyes.
"You're just jealous that you're not as awesome as I am." he smiled, and I couldn't help but chuckle, but not without pushing his grinning face away from me. "What about you? How do you feel about all this? I know you've been fawning over him since forever, but like are you happy?"
"Okay first of all, I did not fawn over him, and of course I'm happy. I'm on a strange high right now that I can't shake off, despite my trepidation about having a relationship with an elite."
"Ugh, not that again? There is no rule that states natals and elites cannot be romantically involved with each other," he said, staring at me with judgment in his eyes.
"Then tell me why you don't see natals and elites pairing up."
"Because they don't get to interact with each other. Trust me, if natals and elites interacted more, interclass relationships would be popping up everywhere. Anyway, where does Taron stand on this? I mean he's the one in the relationship, what does he think about you guys dating and the social status between you?"
"Well technically we aren't really dating," I said, rubbing the back of my neck in a lame attempt of avoiding the question.
"Crazy twin brother say what?" he replied, an eyebrow raised in my direction.
"We never actually said we were boyfriends."
"Trust me, you're dating. So back to the question. What's his thoughts about all this?"