Not even half-way into my return long haul return flight from Melbourne to Heathrow. I was squeezed sardine-like into a centre economy seat.
The lucky fellow to my left, who had bagged the window seat, and athletically weighing in at least 220 pounds, was gently snoring like a baby.
As the weather in Melbourne was seasonally above average, it was a scorcher when we left. My travelling companion had elected to sensibly wear a thin pair of shorts befitting the climatic conditions.
I don't know what it was he was dreaming about but whatever it was, it had produced an enormous erection that was threatening to spectacularly undress him, With a strategically placed magazine in my lap I managed to successfully hide my sympathetic bulge.
As soon as possible I safely and gracefully squeezed past the sprightly elderly lady who occupied the aisle seat, and who appeared oblivious to the proximity of erect penises in her vicinity, I quickly headed for the toilets still clutching my strategically placed magazine.
Once inside the cubicle I simultaneously locked the door and freed my throbbing cock. In less than a minute, and some serious pounding, I liberally sprayed the mirror with a never ending stream of my ejaculate. A quick tidy-up, a liberal amount of tissues to clean the mirror, and I was again ready to take my seat.
I returned to my allocated seat once again and squeezed past the seemingly energetic elderly lady. Window seat was still asleep. A quick glance down alerted me to the fact that his dream had moved on and he was no longer aroused to distraction, thankfully.
Margaret was the name of the sprightly elderly who sat next me. I struck up a conversation with her as I failed miserably to sleep no matter how hard I tried. Margaret had spent 6 weeks in Box Hill, Melbourne, visiting Anne, her daughter, Jack, her son-in-law, and her granddaughters, Jackie and Samantha. The family had certainly made the most of their holiday. They had spent a week in Sydney and a week in Perth. They had also visited Canberra, Ayres Rock, and Geelong. They had driven down The Great Ocean Road, swam in the sea, and visited many beaches.
Budapest was the airport we landed at in order to re-fuel and stop for an hour before the last leg to Heathrow. Budapest was also where Margaret lived. Margaret met Jacob her husband during World War 2 in London. They got married and moved to Hungary in 1947, finally settling in Budapest.
I was able to tell Margaret the bare minimum about myself that she could actually relate to. My age, the fact I was single, and I lived just outside Manchester was all I could manage. The fact that I worked in IT, didn't inspire further conversation. Margaret could accept the fact I had spent 3 weeks visiting my brother in Byron Bay, Surfers Paradise. The Strip was where I practically spent the whole of my holiday. I couldn't tell her much of what went on there though. Margaret did perk up a little though when I revealed that I spent 2 nights in Brisbane. I didn't get around to explaining what I did when I was there, however.