Hello everyone! This is just a quick, fun, slightly nasty, and idgaf story I wrote while I was bored and horny. All characters are 18+ and no characters in this story reflect a real-life person. Hope you enjoy it!
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"Wait, I thought we were going to Disneyworld? You just missed the exit."
"Dude this place is better, way better."
"What place is better than Disneyworld?"
"FemboyWorld."
"FemboyWorld, FemboyWorld is better than Disneyworld?"
"You'll see rookie."
Last week my friend and I went out to a bar and we got pretty wasted. Well, at least I did. I know, I'm 33 and way too old to be wasted at a bar. But it was a hard week at work, you can forgive me. Supposedly I told my friend, Josh, that I'm into feminine guys. And well, all week Josh keeps reminding me to keep my schedule open so we can go out to Disneyworld and make sure my wife is out doing something with her friends or alone. So I gave her the credit card and told her to have fun at the mall. We live in Florida so it's no problem to go to Disneyworld on a regular basis. However, Josh took a detour, and about 10 miles from Disneyworld is a supposedly secret amusement park called femboy world.
"Dude wtf is FemboyWorld?"
"So you know how Disney has all those Disney character rides and Marvel and Star Wars theme rides? "
"Yeah."
"Same here."
"What? That doesn't tell me anything."
"You'll see when we get there. Just relax and enjoy your first experience. See it starts right here where we pay for parking."
It's finally our turn to pay for our parking ticket. There are loads of cars here and all of the drivers and passengers seem to be male. We get to the window and see a sexy ass femboy completely naked. We pay our $30 full-day parking ticket and drive to our parking space.
"Dude that guy was hella sexy. What is this place?
"It's FemboyWorld you dope. Didn't you read the sign? This place has the hottest 18 to 23 year old femboys from around Florida and some femboys escaping their religious families from across the Bible Belt. I heard all these boys get their college paid for in full by working here. So if you think about it, we are doing a just cause being here." He laughs knowing full well he doesn't care about that.
How many times has he been here?
This is too much but I'm getting excited. I feel like every secret jackoff session I had fantasizing about feminine guys is about to come true. If that femboy at the pay station was just the sample, what else could this place have in store?
"Alright, we here. So first things first, what park do you want to visit today?"
"Park? Like different kinds like Disneyworld?"
"Yes, jeez you need to pay attention. Anyways there's farmland, fem academia, Hooters (hooters went out of business so Femboys, inc bought the naming rights), and e-boy island. What are you feeling?"
"I guess farmland. Sounds the most normal."
"Excellent choice. That's my favorite actually. I know all the best rides." He's definitely been here before. Multiple times.
As we are walking to the line to get in, I notice there's a whole host of men here. Every type of guy known to man, hairy, tall, short, muscular, geeky. Tons and tons of hands with marriage bands around their finger. Is that the governor of Florida and Georgia? Wasn't that guy in the avengers? That one is on my fantasy football team? This is wild.
"Dude that guy over there is my number 1 receiver on my fantasy football team. I want to go say hi."
"What? No! Keep it down. The first rule of femboy world is that we don't acknowledge each other. Just keep your cool and enjoy yourself. I don't want to get kicked out because of you." Fine. Whatever. I'll just stare at him so he acknowledges me and then I can go say hi. "And don't fucking stare at them either, it's uncomfortable."
Gaaaayyy
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Anyways, it takes us around 15 minutes to get in. There's a big wall at the entrance with a tunnel leading into the park so l can't see inside the park yet. When we get to the turnstiles, the park worker hands me a pink pill.
"I'm sorry, what am I supposed to do with this?"
Sir, please swallow this pill before you enter. This pill is mandatory for you to enjoy the park to its fullest extent. If you don't, you would have wasted your $300 ticket in under 5 minutes. This pill will allow you to recover quickly after your orgasms for the next 24 hours. Ten minutes after your orgasms you will be ready to go again." Sweet it's like viagra but on steroids.
"However there are two rules. First, if you cum again before your ten minutes you will suffer brain and irreparable phallic injury. You may also go insane. See that wall of shame over there. All of them came before the 10 minute window after their orgasm and are in mental facilities. The second rule, you cannot return and take the pill until 30 days have passed. If you do, you die. Simple as that." Sounds easy enough. I take the pill but I don't feel any different. I thought I would feel like I was gaining a superpower but guess not.
Josh and I walk through the tunnel and as we exit, FemboyWorld comes alive. There are femboys everywhere in cute uniforms. Short shorts and crop top tees or hoodies seem like the mandatory uniform. The Mainstreet is more akin the Disneyland than Disneyworld. I notice that everything looks normal. Normal buildings and just standard femboys you see every day on Twitter, but actually in person here. The Main Street is filled with men trying to rush to the park they intend to go to. As we get near the semi-circle of where all the park entrances are, it's actually amazing just how different each park looks. Farmland actually looks like a farm with tons of barns, stables, and bars where you get food. Fem academia is a bunch of school buildings, gymnasiums, and cafeteria buildings. Hooters is just a big ass hooters building. And I mean big. Like huge. And e-boy island has video game-themed buildings and pc cafes as the main eating spot. This place is amazing and the attention to detail is above my expectations.
We head into farmland and the immersion is insane. It smells like a farm and all the femboys out working are dressed in just overalls. If I get the right angle I can see their chest with their cute nipples or even their cock swinging around as they walk. This place is amazing and I'm certainly not regretting telling Josh I'm bi.
"So bud, what ride do you want to try first? I recommend 'Extraction'. It's a fun racing game."
"Yeah let's do that one. I love racing games."
"Ha, not that type of racing game but yeah let's go. That line fills up quick and the prizes for winning are the best in the whole park."
We rush off to Extraction trying to beat the lines. I thought we got there late because the wait said approximately 45 minutes. But as I looked at the people lined up behind us, the wait looks like more than an hour now.
"What's the race? Like first to cum? Or last to cum?"
"Not really. It's best if you just watch the safety video when it's our turn. In the meantime, I'll let your mind wander."