Author's Note: This chapter, while having some sexual elements, has more world building in mind.
Jamie's POV
Another year, another Halloween party that my roommate insists I agreed to go to. Honestly, why do I even bother trying to argue? They're so annoying that I will never hear the end of it if I don't go.
Here I am now, dressed in the same costume as last year. Looking in the mirror to make sure that I don't look too terrible, I am pleasantly surprised to see that my efforts in the gym have been paying off. My black muscle shirt is tight around my pecs and shoulders, leaving my cobbled midriff exposed. The black cargo pants that fit snugly last year hung loose, giving anyone who looked a view of the trail leading to my crotch.
For never leaving my room, I've avoided the pasty, pale skin that comes with living your life in front of the computer. My dark brown hair is swooped over. It's a stretch to say that I'm a spy, but I couldn't care less about Halloween or parties.
"JAMIE," my roommate, Adam, sings my name from across the apartment. "You'd better be ready, or we're going to be late!"
I sigh as I hear Adam's music blaring and his bottles of vodka clattering on the kitchen counter. I have to give him some credit. As much as he parties, he doesn't spend a lot at the bars. He spends just enough for the bouncers to believe he's bought enough to be drunk, then he breaks out his hidden flasks of vodka. As much as he saves on drinks, he's nearly gotten us fined for his music being too loud.
I walk out to the kitchen to see him pouring the vodka carefully. Before we get another complaint, I turn down his music and prepare myself for the bitching out I'm sure I am coming my way. This is not the first time we've had this conversation.
"Adam," I begin, "you know that you can't blare your music. Ms. Johnson is going to complain again. The office isn't going to let us get away with it again."
"That bitch can suck my dick," Adam whined huffily. "Not that she could. Although, I'd let you looking like that."
I'm not fazed by flirting. I honestly appreciate it. Only, Adam is not my type. He's cute and is proud of his tight ass, but I can't get past his personality. I would never have chosen him as my roommate, but I needed the money after my roommate left with no notice and a mess everywhere.
"You know that I don't fuck my roommates." I say. "But seriously, you'll get us fined, and that's going to cut into your vodka funds, because it's not my music that is blaring. You'll be paying my share of the fine."
A flash of anger crossed his face, but he eventually sighs.
"I'll turn it down," Adam concedes. "But you'll need to do something for me."
"What?" I ask.
"You have to stop being such a fucking buzzkill," Adam says. "My friends are going to be at this club, and I don't want you embarrassing me."
"Buzzkill," I laugh. "I don't even want to go to this party, Adam. I want to stay home and just relax. I don't like crowds. I don't like clubs. I don't like Halloween. I'm only going so you don't give me any grief about this. God only knows I'd love to be able enjoy a peaceful night for once."
If looks could kill, I'd probably be dead. His normally pale cheeks begin to flush to match the red hair neatly coifed to look like the gayest greaser possible. Adam carefully puts down his flask to prevent his precious vodka from spilling and makes his way over to me.
"Now listen here," he says. "I live in this apartment. I pay my share of the rent. I might like to listen to loud music, and yes, sometimes I play it too loud. I don't deserve to feel like a nuisance in my own home, especially made to feel that way from someone who thinks he's better than everyone."
"I don't think I'm better than anyone," I retort. "I just have better sense than you when it comes to considering others. You seem to think that just because you pay to live here, you can do anything you want. For once, would it kill you to think further than you own nose?"
Before tonight, I had no intention to have this argument, but now, now, it was time. For months now, I was letting every little thing build up and here was the explosion.
"My own nose! This, coming from the man who thinks that the only way to live is to sit on his ass in front of a computer. I haven't seen you bring any guys home. I guess you only seem to want to goon yourself to some fucked up Reddit porn, play your little video games, and sleep. If that's what you call a life, I don't want it. I only have one life, and I am going to live it. So, tonight, you can sit down, jack off to whatever you find, and I am going to bring back a real man who knows how to live and to fuck the shit out of me."
Before I can react, Adam stalks off to the kitchen, grabs his flask, and walks out the door, not before flipping me off. This is not how I wanted tonight to go.
Sighing, I walk back to my room, throw myself on my bed, and decide that I need to go to this party, if only to prove to my roommate that I do, in fact, know how to party.
After locking my door, I bump into our neighbor, Ms. Johnson. If it were about anything good, I'd be lucky, but tonight has already proved that I am not, in fact, lucky. The look on her face told me that I'd be lucky to avoid another fine.
"Good evening, Ms. Johnson." I say, pleasantly.
"Do you know what time it is?" she asked.
Nope. No luck at all tonight. For a woman who barely made it to my pecs and as thin as a rail post, this old woman is not one to trifle with.
I check my watch to see that it's only nine.
"Nine, ma'am," I say. "Is there anything I can help you with?"
"Yes," she said, snippily. "You and your pansy of a roommate can be quiet. I am tired of hearing whatever you call music. Now I get serenaded with shouting. Do you young people know what it means to have some decency?"
I wish Adam was the one to have to deal with her.
"Ms. Johnson," I begin, but I get cut off.
"If I hear one more peep out of you, I will skip the office and call the cops."
For something that wasn't my fault, and even when I tried to stop the problem, and now, to be threatened with the police, tonight wasn't my night. I tune her out and wait for a pause.
"Ms. Johnson," I say, pausing to get to her attention. "First, we both know that quiet hours begin at ten. Threatening me with the police, when we both know that a rule hasn't been broken, is a waste of my time, your time, and the polices' time. Second, the shouting you heard was me telling Adam that he needed to think about others, and that he needed to turn down his music. I am not going to deal with you tonight because, like Adam, you need to realize that you are not the only person who exists. Now, I am going to a party. Excuse me."
I turn around and leave. Never let the Karens get the last word.
"Well, I never!"
I turn around briefly to say, "It shows."
First, I have to deal with Adam, and now, because of him, I have to deal with a crotchety old woman. I shake my head and make my way to the bottom floor. Hopefully, I don't have to deal with anyone else.
"Trick or treat," I hear kids say from neighboring houses. Children dressed in a myriad of costumes and dragging bags of candy made their way down the sidewalk. Taking considerable effort not to snap at overeager candy seekers who lacked the ability to look where they were going, I made it out of the neighborhood.
The walk to the club takes about fifteen minutes and as each minute passed, I got more and more upset. I can't stay home, or Adam wins. Why does it matter what he thinks? I sigh as I hear the bump of music and the clamor of people waiting to get into the club. If only happening because I am already upset, the line is backed up around the corner.
I see Adam near the front of the line. He's already drinking from his flask, getting eyes from the bouncer. It wouldn't do to let someone already too drunk into the club. His friends, who admittedly are better than him, are trying to calm him down. I get no small amount of satisfaction knowing that he is having a bad time.
I revel in this feeling until the impact of someone bumping into me and the feeling of liquids seeping into my clothes. The frustration of having to potentially go home to change on top of the already shitty evening I'm already having makes me erupt.
"Oh, come the FUCK on!" I yell. "What else is going to happen tonight?"
I look around to see people staring at me and the person who bumped into me on the ground. Grunting, I reach down to help him up. He took my hand and looked at the bottle he held shattered on the ground. Just looking at the year from what remained of the label told me this is going to be a very expensive mistake. We look each other in the eyes knowing that my shirt was the least of his worries.
"Sorry," he said. "I wasn't looking where I was going."
Knowing that it wouldn't help anyone by getting angry, I just sigh.
"It's okay. I'm sure that you probably will be getting yelled at someone else. Me yelling won't make things any better."
The man relaxed but then stiffened as he saw my outfit.
"We have to get you out of those clothes!" he exclaims. "Come with me."
He tries to pull me away, but I stay where I am.
"It's okay," I try to reassure him. "I was probably just going to go home."
"No, you don't understand." he replies. "My boss will not allow me to let someone get dirty at his club at the fault of his employees. He will want to allow you to freshen up and leave wearing something clean."