== VORTEX QUEST 6-5 ==
== PRO-PIRACY MEASURES ==
Co-captain Xane, no, *Captain* Xane proudly commanded the Sneak Attack.
His gloriously sculpted and freshly Troll-fucked body sparked with thaum-magic happily dancing along his veins. His rock hard dick pushed the golden thong away from his crotch as he creamed a dollop, his unseen mage-tongue licking the cockhead clean.
"In sight range, Master Xane," Helmslizard Helping Bite said and lowered a spyglass with two hands while the other two fiddled with the console.
"Seventh," Xane shouted. "Camouflage!"
"Ay!"
The vision bubble expanded around the vessel while the Hellion crew took in the wing sails. Xane saw himself fade. Things inside the bubble remained visible to the people within it, but they still turned translucent.
"Ready?" Marcus asked.
"Yep," Xane said and rearranged his finally softening dick. "Team Fame & Fortune heading out."
Named for their shining golden thongs, Fame & Fortune walked to the side of the ship, where a single step would take them over the railing. Seventh and Twelfth were waiting with rolls of rope, one end tied to the hull pillars.
Then they waited for the fifty foot long barge Blackened Etching to make its way right underneath them.
When the target was just a minute way, Xane gave the signal and slapped fittingly red bat wings on Seventh's back.
Fame & Fortune and their Hellion companion jumped, floating gently but fast to the target ship.
Xane dismissed the fancy wings as soon as they dropped onto the Etching's stern. He couldn't afford to keep free thaum tied up.
Marcus burn-chopped through webbing between arches and they slipped in, onto a storage area.
"Kobold," Xane said, his mage-hand instantly at the creature's throat.
Marcus raised his straight leg above his head and held it there effortlessly -- sexy as balls. A shot of glitter from the animus-fighter's toe ring landed in the choking Kobold's face and he went down, clawing at his rope-belt. Seventh dragged him between crates and began searching the cargo.
Xane summoned a 'flash grenade' bolt into his left hand and nodded at his demigod teammate.
Fame & Fortune advanced into the next area, a galley with hammocks. Five Kobolds were lounging, or doing light work. One Goblin was having a blood-dripping sandwich.
Xane sent the flash bang into the center and a deafening thunderstrike sent the crew to the ground, intense light flooding the room and not letting off.
"You..." Marcus started.
"I put up a sound barrier," Xane said. "No one else aboard heard this."
"Cool cool. Just checking, partner."
As the demigod duo cleared the room, incapacitating enemies with unicorn dust, Seventh poked his head in.
"I've found their treasure but the chest seems trapped."
"Can you move the whole thing without triggering it?"
"I think so."
"Then we just take the chest, okay? Marcus, everybody jerking it? Man, I never thought the sight of Goblin dick was going to make me *crave*."
Marcus slapped his own ass. "My hole's twitching, too, but the show much go on."
"Yup. Seventh, prep the net. Fame & Fortune are advancing."
The next room was finally the slave storage. A whopping eight loopy hunks were rubbing themselves on each other, sweaty hairless skin sliding in the dark.
Xane grabbed a metal chain, dampened the sound around it, and put it in front of the door to the rest of the Etching. While he secured the chain in place with metal-shaping, Marcus pulled up the shades and made them waddle along.
By the time the last slave was in the cargo room, Seventh had secured a green, shimmering chest with a skull for a lock inside a net.
"We're about to be right under the Sneak Attack," the Hellion announced.
Fame & Fortune corralled the bald, musclebound humans into the web, while Seventh secured the ties. Like fish about to get reeled in, the crammed slaves wiggled and squirmed. Xane held up the web's hook with his mage-hand while they made sure no slave was getting crushed.
"Ready?" the muscle wizard asked.
Marcus sliced a large hole into the ceiling of webbed arches and Xane sent the signal up, a green shot of sparks.
The Sneak Attack decloaked, having sunk within a dozen yards of the Blackened Etching. Twelfth lowered the rope and Marcus jumped up to grab the dangling end and tie it to the web's hook.
An alarm horn sounded at the helm of the Etching.
"Done," Marcus said.
Xane conjured a second green flare and the web got pulled up.
He slapped wings on Seventh again and watched the warrior ascend.
Fame & Fortune both glanced at the frantically masturbating Kobold and its dick's promising bulges and studs.
"Turn around," Xane ordered, pushed Marcus' fundoshi strap aside and shoved the head of his magically lubed dick into the eager hole. "Fuck our way up?"
"Ay, captain," Marcus said and twisted his body around to grin at Xane with ease.
The wizard shoved his dick in all the way, gave himself butterfly wings and rose, holding the lithe Marcus wrapped in his beefy arms and legs.
Fucking his definitely-not-boyfriend felt just as good as fucking girls on earth ever had -- which was about five percent of the pleasure sex in the abyss had to offer.
On this maddening note, Fame & Fortune rose past the web of slaves, where thick arms and legs stuck out from the meat-chaos, lazily waving as the Hellions pulled the catch up.
Xane had half a mind to make the Etching explode for a more dramatic escape but they weren't here to murder, only to steal.
He nibbled on Marcus' tan neck as he pumped his first of surely half a dozen cumshots into the man's ass.
===***===
MEANWHILE...
After striking down so many of Marcus' silly name suggestions lately, Chay had accepted his team name: Drab & Dreary, after their black fundoshi.
Drab & Dreary had headed into a Goblin mining town where abominations discovered in the mines and adjacent caverns were brought to fight to the death.
Today was especially busy, with a whole six slaves waiting for the winner.