I woke up to Milo watching me from the back of the couch.
"Mm, hi baby," I reached up to pet him as I fought the light in my eyes.
"Morning," Zach said from the other room. I sat up and saw him working in the kitchen.
"Ung, morning. I totally passed out last night, I'm sorry."
"For what? You're good man. You can absolutely crash here any time. In fact, I'm glad you did since you had a decent amount to drink. Speaking of, you feeling alright?"
"Hm? Oh, yeah. I feel fine, not hungover or anything. I was just so sleepy after a certain point last night," I said.
"No worries, I'm making waffles for us!" he said with a smile as he waved the mixing spoon. His dick swung from the motion - we were definitely both still naked. Though, I had to admit, it suddenly didn't feel as weird as it did last night.
"Shit, you don't have to do that."
"Don't sweat it. I like making breakfast. Do you drink coffee?"
"Uh, sure! I'll come over and help in a second."
I walked over to the bathroom with a raging hard-on.
"Haha, nice morning wood!" Zach laughed at me.
"Uh, sorry. It's like this every morning," I said.
"Dude, you gotta stop apologizing for your cock. You and he are most welcome here. By the way, there's extra tooth brushes under the sink."
I thanked him and went to piss, not bothering to close the door. I tried to get my dick to calm down while I brushed my teeth, but I knew it would probably be another ten minutes before it did. I was feeling more comfortable in my body than I did last night, so I decided to ignore it. Besides, he kept telling me not to worry about my dick or what it does.
I joined him in the kitchen as he was setting our plates, my cock still pointing straight forward.
"God, this feels so wrong," I looked down at my dick as I said it.
"Only if you let it." He replied with a grin, his eyes following my own. His dick was definitely thicker than it was a few minutes ago.
"I guess," I thanked him for the waffles as we sat at the counter. "Fuck, these are great," I said. "Did you make them from scratch?"
"I did," he smiled.
"Damn, you're just multitalented. Amazing cocktails, amazing waffles from scratch. You're quite the host." 'Amazing dick,' I thought without saying.
"Ha, thanks! I enjoy entertaining. By the way," he said with a mouthful of waffle, "Some friends of mine were going to swing by today,"
"Oh, shit, sorry," I should have known I was overstaying my welcome. "I'll get out of your hair! Sorry about that."
"No no no, dude, it's fine! They're really chill, I was just letting you know in case you wanted to continue hanging out with us."
"Oh. Are you sure?" I asked. "I mean I can definitely go back to my dorm. I didn't even think I was going to spend the night."
"No man, you're more than welcome to stay. I really enjoyed hanging out last night, and besides my friends coming over to hang, I've got nothing else going on today."
"Um, alright then. Neither do I. Sure, thanks!" I said. "Are, uhm - Do these friends also hang out naked?"
"Yeah," he said with a slight smile.
"Um, alright," I had felt like my dick was starting to return to normal, but it just stiffened up again.
"Is that ok?"
I thought for a second. "Yeah, I think so. I guess I feel like I just barely got used to being naked around you. But I suppose it wouldn't be too different arounds others." I said it as if it were a question.
"Exactly," he said with another smile. "Plus, you can always put your clothes back on if you're in any way uncomfortable."
"Fair. So who are these friends of yours?"
"Just some buddies; Isaiah is a friend from high school, and I met Jax at an old job a few years ago. They're both really chill, trust me." He's going to need to stop smiling so nicely at me.
"Alright. I'm just always so nervous meeting new people."
"Trust me," he said as he put his hand on the top of my thigh. It's like an electric shock went through the lower half of my body, especially my groin. "You'll be fine," his eyes rested on my dick for a moment, then he looked up at me and smiled, giving my leg a reassuring squeeze before letting go. "My friends are very sociable and down-to-earth. You have nothing to worry about, promise."
My dick started to steadily grow even more. Fuck, did he do that on purpose?
"Thanks," I said. I still wasn't used to having a friend who wasn't an asshole.
He smiled once more before glancing at my dick again, now basically brushing against the bottom of the countertop, then he went to the bathroom.
I put the plates in the sink, then followed him into the bathroom, almost without thinking about it.
He was holding his dick in his hand, definitely slightly chubbed.
"Need the toilet again already?" he chuckled. "You can piss with me," he stepped aside, giving his dick a small stroke in the process.
"Oh, um. No I uh..." Fuck, I didn't really think about following him into the bathroom, I just did it almost instinctively. "Do you have uh... Floss?" I finally pulled my eyes away from his shaft and foreskin.
He grinned at me. God damn, I hope he didn't realize I was just following him and his dick for no reason. "Yeah, above the sink," he said.
"Thanks," I said weakly, trying to save myself. "I like to floss after eating."
"Of course," he gave another half-smile. "So what do you want to do with the morning?"
I didn't appreciate the direction my mind immediately went. "Uhm, what was that web series you showed me last night?"
"Helluva Boss! Did you like it?"
"Yeah! The first episode was really good, though I kinda started to fall asleep after that."
"No worries, you wanna restart episode 2?"
"Sure!" I said as I finished flossing and he shook the piss from his foreskin. I thought he must've held it a few moments longer than he had to, giving it a few strokes towards the end. Though I don't have my foreskin, so I'm not sure how long you needed to shake out the piss.
We went to the couch, me sitting where I was last night. He joined next to me, but immediately decided to put his legs up on my lap, laying across me on the couch as he pulled up the series on the TV. I was surprised at the casual closeness and tried to act natural.
"This alright with you?" he asked with a nod towards his legs across me as the episode started.
"Yeah," I said softly.
I've got to admit, the web series starts off strong with the humor; we shared laughs throughout. When the main character, Blitz answered the phone and the bird-demon appeared again, Zach stretched out his legs like the character on screen, saying "God, I fucking love Stolas."
"He's the one with the book?" I asked.
"Yeah, the main characters use his book to get to the mortal world. I just love his character though. We see his family in the next episode I think. Man's got everything, demon nobility and all, but he just wants my man Blitz to fuck him. I respect that."
Sure enough, we hear Stolas giving Blitz an extremely graphic description of all the ways he wants Blitz to fuck, dominate, and violate him.
I'm not usually squeamish with things like this, but something about the show diving into gay sexual desires while Zach's calves rested over my dick and balls made me flush.
"So like, are he and Blitz gay?" I asked.
"I mean, they fuck each other. But Stolas has a wife, and Blitz has an ex-girlfriend, so."
"Oh, so they're bi then, I guess." I've been mulling over various labels in my own head in the past few months, trying to pin down my own sexuality.
"The show doesn't really give any of the characters labels like that. Within the show, you fuck who you fuck, you love who you love, and nobody gives a shit," he said with a matter-of-fact, yet still upbeat tone.