This is a true story that happened at work about a year and a half ago. I was between assistants and had hired a temp named Jeremy. He was fine looking, but the truth is I had hired the first temp with a resume that remotely resembled what I was looking for. When he first showed up I at first thought he was a client. He was tall, dressed for success, and had a confidence about him that I wasn't used to from temps. About three days into his stint with me and we were developing a nice rapport. He was thorough, quick-paced, and had a professional disposition. He also knew how to flirt. I don't mean 'flirt' the way one does at a bar or in some other venue when the goal is to get laid. I mean the type of flirting that makes one like you, the type of flirting that disarms, regardless of the gender of the people involved. He winked a lot. He smiled. He kept busy with work.
I found myself developing a crush on him. I started to test him in ways to see if he would make a good permanent assistant. His professional qualities were impressive. And so, too, were his 'soft skills.' And, on top of it all, he was handsome, had a beautiful package (which I think he caught me checking out more than once), was young, but educated and smart. And he was growing on the rest of the staff.
One day I had an important conference call, and I instructed him that I was not to be interrupted.
I was on the phone. The other executives, who outranked me, were complaining about this, that, and the other thing. "How can we trust your division..." It was the usual grandstanding. My boss had told me that there was a growing number of people in corporate HQ who were impressed with me, and wanted to groom me for fast-track advancement. That meant there would also be a growing number of detractors, competitors, and rivals. Jeremy snuck into my office, closed the blinds, and locked the door. I was annoyed that he came into my office, but was too engrossed in the teleconference to say anything.
He walked up behind me. I felt his hands (long fingers and thin) slide around my waist, moving down sinuously to my belt. He felt my hard abs through my shirt. Then he started to unfasten my belt as his fingers deftly slid the zipper down quietly. If the guys on the other side could see though the phone line they would be shocked at my unprofessional conduct! His hands slip down to my stomach into my boxer briefs and I stifled a sudden urge to choke. Can you be serious? "Stay on the phone" he whispered, playfully with an authoritative tone. I was thoroughly distracted—both aghast and turned on by his brazenness.