Author's Note
:
A while ago I released a story called
Chris' Adventures in Love
. Re-reading it, I noticed it needed polishing. I decided that, before releasing the other parts, I should redo the first one to make it more consistent, concise, and interesting. Here's hoping this one's better
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All characters, places, and events are purely fictional and created by the author. Any similarities in characters, places, or events are purely coincidental. This story may only be posted by the original author. Any redistribution to a third party without author's permission is not allowed.
© 2010, DaemonFire
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Physics sucks
, I thought to myself. It was Friday last period and karma decided to fuck with me once again and make Physics extra boring. The AP exam was in three weeks and all we did was review, test prep. Review, test prep. Pop quiz that we all failed, review, test prep. It was an endless cycle that never seemed to stop. I snapped out of my delusion to look around the room. Seven people were asleep. Three had left early for a track meet, or something.
Lucky
.
"Chris_" I suddenly sat at attention at my seat. My teacher had asked me to solve a problem. "Please explain to us the value of
x
in this particular problem." I studied it carefully. I sure as hell didn't know what it was, but it was worth the guess.
"Well,
x
is the horizontal vector for the equation, and using the projectile motion equation and substituting the already known answers for
a
,
t
, and
v
, we find
x
is...forty-eight." I said.
"Yes, that's true. Now, what if we used an energy equation to solve for
x
? Jamie? What do you think?"
Good. Off my back. Let the smarter kids figure out the problem. As if I give a fuck.
I snickered to myself as I went back to my observation. Two others had fallen asleep in the minute I was answering the problem, and one was fairly close.
I say half.
With five minutes left, the teacher called the class and passed out our last tests.
"This test was on thermodynamics, everyone. You all did fairly well on this one." The teacher began passing out the tests. Mostly everyone gave silent approvals for good grades, silent disappointment for bad ones. I figured I'd edge out a 75 or something. As he approached my desk, I saw his face turn sour.
Shit. I failed.
"Good job, Chris. I wish all of your tests were this good." He handed it back to me.
"99?_ Seriously?_" I exclaimed.
"Yeah. The one problem you got wrong was a mere miscalculation. Great work_" I was ecstatic. AP Physics was my worst class but I got a 99 on a test. Unheard of. In my moment of celebration, I noticed Andrew sitting in a far corner of the room. Andrew was my stereotypical high school crush. He was absolutely gorgeous with a killer personality to boot. He was one of those guys that every girl wanted to fuck and every guy wished he was. But there was only one girl he cared about--until today.
Andrew and his girlfriend Stephanie had been together for a solid three years with only minor bumps at best in the relationship. Apparently she'd been cheating on him with an underclassman for a few months, and the rumors reached him this morning. Never have I seen a nastier confrontation. To spare the awful details, it ended with tears, a black eye, detentions, and possibly the most broken heart ever. I think the worst part was that prom was in a month; how would he get a date? Almost everybody in the senior and junior classes were already going with someone else. I would have offered if it weren't for the fact that I already was going with my friend.
The bell rang, signifying the weekend.
Thank God that shitshow's over
, I thought. I quickly made my way to Andrew before he left. I put my hand on his shoulder and said, "I know today's been the ultimate day from hell, but I hope that's not going to stop you from coming to my party tomorrow night."
"You're turning eighteen, Chris. I wouldn't miss it even if the world was ending." He replied with a smile that sent my heart into a back-flip and chills down my spine. I put my arm around his shoulder as we walked to our cars, ironically parked next to each other. I could tell me being there sent him some comfort, as his pace became livelier as we approached our cars. As he was about to get into his, he said, "I'll see you tomorrow_" and drove off. I headed home shortly after and began preparing for my party. With my parents on business for the weekend, I had free reign over the house, giving me the perfect opportunity to have a massive party.
After setting up, I showered and headed to bed. The anticipation for the next day had kept me from getting a decent night of sleep, so I was drowsy and irritable the next morning. Nonetheless, it was my birthday, so I quickly cheered myself up and made a hearty breakfast. While I was eating, I suddenly had a thought.
I'm eighteen now. I'm legal for a lot of things. Today could really be a great day.
After breakfast, I headed to the drugstore and purchased my first scratch tickets, lighter, and cigarettes. I ended up winning a dollar on the ticket, which I used on a pack of gum. As I paid for it, the clerk began talking about his first scratch ticket. I looked up at him. He was really cute. He had radiant blue eyes, silky smooth black hair, and almost perfect teeth. He couldn't have been over nineteen. Once he noticed me checking him out, he winked at me.
"Like what you see? You're not too bad yourself, handsome." He said in a sexy voice. I could feel arousal in my groin. "If you like, I'm on break in ten. How about we...get a little more acquainted?"
He was gorgeous but I politely declined, saying that I was saving myself for someone else. He instead wrote his number on my receipt and said, "if you change your mind, call" with another wink. I laughed slightly as I exited the drugstore and went home. After popping in a piece of gum, savoring the fruity taste, I began setting up my basement for the party. I plugged my iPod into the speaker dock and prepared my party mix. I left out the bottles of soda and cups, chips, and other party accessories. I made sure the fridge was stocked with extra food and drinks. Once I was set, I began to set up the infamous red cups in beer pong fashion on one of my tables. Pong was a favorite game of ours and was commonplace at every party.
My mind suddenly drifted to Andrew. I really hoped he was okay. I'd had a crush on him for a good two years now, and the last thing I wanted was to see him depressed. I replayed a fantasy in my head where we'd sit together and sip wine, laughing and cuddling and kissing. Then I'd reach down and caress his groin, feeling it grow in my hands. Then I'd unzip his zipper and let his huge cock fly out. It would be about nine inches long, slender, and circumcised, with a light pink head. I'd begin by memorizing every inch of it, every contour. Afterward, I'd begin by licking up and down the shaft. He'd moan in delight. I'd slowly take his penis into my mouth, using one hand for stability as I moved further down. Eventually I'd have nine inches of pure meat in my mouth, savoring the taste of pre-cum that would be leaking out as I pleasured him. Eventually it would be so intense he'd begin to cum into my awaiting mouth, me swallowing every last drop. Afterward, he'd turn around and bend over, and I'd release my hard and eager cock, eight and a half inches long, and be primed to enter his virginal territory...
SHIT
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