The Uber Guy

Small-Towner here, we have a few mom and pop restaurants and a few chains too. Mostly the regulars, McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Hell. Recently I got a flyer in the mail that my small rural community had hit the big time, we were finally going to have Uber Eats!

I am not one to eat out a lot, partially because I am cheap, and the other reason is that I am a pretty good cook and I enjoy it as well. Recently though, my wife was gone for the week traveling for work and I didn't really get tired of my cooking as much as I got lazy. I just didn't want anything that was in the house and I damn sure didn't want to drive into town to pick anything up. So, I ordered on line to have it delivered. I got a text back that said my order would be at my door in approximately an hour which seemed like a long time to me to wait but was still better than me having to go out.

I sat down in my recliner and started doing what I normally do when she's gone, I found some good porn, bi mmf stuff, the kind I really enjoy and started playing with myself.

The porn got hotter and I got harder and without realizing it, I ended having my cock out and was jacking pretty hard.

I guess the time got away from and suddenly I noticed my security light came on I stood up, pants and underwear pulled down to my knees and my cock sticking straight out.

I had left the front door open about halfway so I was trying to get to it and close it before the delivery person got there, but I was a half step to slow. Just as I got to the door to close it, I made eye contact with the guy putting my food down on the porch. Well, I looked into his eyes, his eyes was staring at my erection.

I quickly closed the door and managed to pull up my pants. I could see him out the window walking to his car so I opened the door to retrieve my food and said "Thank you ." He turned around and said "Any time, and not to be rude or anything but you have a nice cock."

I kind of stammered a little and told him thanks for the compliment and asked him if he had more deliveries to make. "No, you're the last one for the night " he said. " Want to come inside for a minute or two?" I asked.

He immediately turned around and walked back to porch and took his hand and grabbed my crotch.

We walked in the living room together, never saying a word, I put the bag of food on the coffee table and turned to face him. He sunk down on his knees, pulled my pants and underwear down and put my half hard dick in his mouth. His mouth felt warm and inviting, and it was pretty obvious mine wasn't the first cock he had ever sucked.

I pushed away from him and asked if he wanted to go into the bedroom and of course he almost knocked me down getting off his knees. I turned around and started to pull up my pants when I felt his finger slide between my asscheeks and started rubbing around my tight asshole. I stopped and actually began to back up when he took his hand away and gently pushed me towards the bedroom.

Now due to some medical conditions my wife and I sleep in separate bedroom, she is in the master suite, and I stay in a smaller bedroom on the other end of the couch. I often visit her room for sex, and to watch tv and stuff, but other than to drop off clothes she has folded or to put my shoes in there, my wife never goes into my room. Even though we still have a decently active sex life, I still masturbate quite often, I do keep some lube, a few toys and a bottle of poppers hid away underneath the bed. She does know about my pocket pussy and my cock rings but she wouldn't like the poppers so I keep everything out of sight.

When we walked in the room I told him my name was Jimmy, he said his name was Todd, after looking at him for a second under the light in my room, I could tell he was quite a bit younger than my 59 years, probably mid thirties, he was maybe 15 pounds heavier than me and at least two inches taller than my 5'8 height. I pulled my pants and underwear off, and turned as he was doing the same, was pleasantly surprised by seeing a nice 6.5 inch cut cock sticking out from his completely shaved groin. I reached over to touch it and the same time he came closer to me and we kissed. Our tongues kind of got into a slow rhythmic dance moving together and apart in what felt like something that had been choreographed. It was the absolute most satisfying kiss I had ever experienced.

We fell together in the bed, he still had his shoes, pants and underwear on, he kissed my face and nuzzled my neck before stopping and sitting up to take off his clothes. I took that moment to reach under the bed and retrieve my toys and poppers from their hiding place.

I rolled over on to my stomach to and got the poppers out and I felt him lay back down behind me. Immediately without hesitation he spread my buttcheeks apart with both hands and stuck his tongue deep inside of me, wasn't really expecting that, wasn't sure how "fresh " I was, I had a shower that morning but hadn't really prepared myself to be anally penetrated by a big thick tongue. I finally got the poppers open but struggled to get a hit from them because of the moaning I was doing, I probably sounded like a prom queen in the back of her boyfriend's car.

When I did get a hit, it was intense. My head started swimming, body started gyrating, pushing my well tongue fucked ass deeper into his mouth. I began to feel hot, flushed, cock got rock hard, nipples would have scratched diamonds and I wanted more. I hit the poppers again and started to raise up on to my hands a knees. His head was still between my asscheeks, his tongue still in my shithole. I reached over and found the lube I had and kind of threw it back to him. " Fuck me" I said. I want to feel your dick in me."

He pulled his face away from my extremely hot and wet ass and bent over me and again began kissing me. It was pretty obvious from the taste of his lips that I hadn't been all that clean, but at that point in time it was a most delicious kiss. He liberally poured the astroglide down my crack and as we were still sword fighting with our tongues, he began the assault on my hole with his cock. I took another hit from the poppers, again feeling their powerful affect on me, my whole body got hotter and my hips suddenly had a mind of their own and began thrusting back to wards him just as he got his cock head into me just past my opening. My hard push back into him caused his whole penis to slide inside of me all at once, it was definitely a shock to my system, he went in deeper than I expected and even though his tongue had opened me up quite a bit, I was momentarily surprised at the sharpness I felt, not pain, not discomfort, but I sure knew I had a dick in me. My back arched, my head dropped and if I hadn't already been on my hands and knees, I would have collapsed to them.

He reached down, got the poppers and I could hear him sniffing them, he handed them back to and once again I took a big whiff. I didn't think it was possible, but his dick seemed to get harder and he got rougher with me. His strokes became almost animalistic, he would squeeze my nipples as hard as he could then immediately smack my ass in a stinging blow so hard that if I had neighbors, they would have wondered who was getting beat up.

I knew the end was near, we both were fucking each other in such a feverish pace that it could not go on much longer.

Suddenly I felt it. It wasn't a small spurt, it was a full blown shot of man cum. It felt like liquid fire in my ass. He kept on pushing his semen inside of me, so much that even though I was soaked in lube, I could hear the difference of us fucking. My ass sounded like an 80 year old hooker on Saturday night, loose and sloppy wet he grabbed me by my hips and with one last push he pushed the final part of his load inside of me just prior to collapsing on my back.

I held him up as long as I could because I knew if I moved his gloriously hard cock was going to soften and come out of me and I just wasn't ready for that yet.

But eventually the inevitable happened, his rapid breathing which I could feel on my neck slowed down to an almost regular rate, my hole was becoming less and less stretched and he slowly pushed away from me leaving me feeling warm inside but not as wonderfully filled as I was.

I slumped down on my bed and tried to catch my own breath and let all my muscles contract and expand as they needed to. I briefly laid there before sitting up and I turned to face Todd and looked at him and we both smiled at each other. I reached down to my bedroom floor and retrieved a towel I had used earlier that day and handed to him. He wiped himself with it and then told me to turn around. I did as told and he gently wiped my backside off before throwing the towel on the floor.

He kissed me on the lips again, stood up and put on his clothes and walked out the door. I followed him to the living room with my semi hard cock leading the way. He looked down at it and smiled and said "I will be delivering tomorrow night around this same time." And with that he walked out the door got into his car and drove away.

I sat down on the couch still catching my breath, and grabbed the bag of food Todd had brought me. It was cold, the fries were greasy, my tea was unsweetened and my chicken sandwich was fried instead of grilled. In other words, the food was horrible, but damn the delivery was spot on!

That was last night. I wonder how good the sub sandwiches are around here??? Can't wait to have one delivered tonight