CHAPTER 02 -- Jake gets initiated.
I wakes up suddenly, me body is cold, an I realise me quilt is gone. I opens me eyes an seez Carl grinnin' at me holding me quilt.
"Oi! Gizit back fuck face!" I rolls on me front t'hide me boner.
"Happy birfday bro," he sez. Aw fuck! 'Ow could I forget it's me birfday, "Wan'ya prezzie?"
"Fuck yeah!" I sez an' lifts me up on me elbows.
"Well ere's the first bit," he sez den jumps on me an' tickles me sides.
"ARRRGH! HAHAHAHA! FUCK! STOP! YA BASTARD! ARRRGHHH! HAHAHAHA!" I is so ticklish I have tears in me eyes. I can't turn over to stop him cuz me dick is now rock hard from da ticklin'. When he stops he slaps me ass hard an' I yelp.
"Arghh! Ya bastard! Jus u fuckin' wait!" I sez.
"Come on, get up before ya poke someones eye out wiv dat boner of yours."
"Well fuck off den," I needs to jack, ya tickling got me well horny.
"Nah, yer initiation starts today an ya have to do wot ever we tell ya, remember?"
I groans in me pillow den sits up on da edge of me bed an' grabs me undies.
"Not so fast, ya need t'do some stretchin' exercises first," he sez.
"Huh?"
"Stand up and touch da ceilin'." I looks at him like he's a nutter, "go-on."
I stands and stretch to da ceilin, me boner's stickin' right up in da air, it feel's well weird havin' me bruvva see me naked wiv a boner.
"Gud, now turn away an' touch ya toes," he sez.
"Fuck off, I ain't showin' ya me bum hole ya perv."
"Do it man or ya get punished."
"Like wot ya gonna do?"
"Ya asked for it!"
Me brov grabs me an' befo' I can stop him he's sittin' on me bed an' I is over his knees.
"Hey wot da fuck! Wotya doin'!" den he starts spankin' me bare ass init!
"Ow! Fuck! Stop it! OW! CARL! STOP! OOOW! MAAM! MAAM! OW!"
"Mam ain't in, the slut didna come home last night."
Me ass is right stingin' an' it hurts like fuck! "OWWWW! STOP IT CARL! PLEASE!"
De bastard has got me sobbin' an' tears am runnin' down me face.
"Is ya gonna do as ya told?"
"OWWW! YEAH! YEAH! I'LL DO IT!" He stops me spankin' an' I gets up, me boner is harder den eva, Wot da fuck? "Fuck Carl! Dat fuckin' hurt."
"Ok touch ya toes an' 'old it fo' a minute."
I'se bend over an' grabs me ankles, I can feel da cool air on me lil' hole.
"Ya havin' a good eyeful ya fuckin pedo?" I sez, I'se lookin' at Carl upsidedown, fuck me! He's tentin' his trackies.
"Guddun bro, get dressed I'll get ya prezzie," an he leave's me room.
I put's on me keck's an' me trackies, me boner is tentin' like a gudden. Carl comes in wiv me PS3 an' put's it on me lap.
"Aw mint man! Fanks bro!"
"Weez got two hours befo' we go to meet Sean, lets get it set up."
Carl helps me set it up and we play Fifa2011 togever, it's bangin, we had da best time.
"Cumon we gotta go," he sez so I puts on me best trainers, I'se wanna makes a good impresson an' puts on me hoodie.
Carl is at da front door, "'ang on a mo, I need ta pee."
"No time, go wen we get der."
"But I'se bostin!"
"No, if yer late ya don't get in."
"Fuck man, yuz bein' a right cunt today," I sez as we leave.
"Ya nervous bro?" he asks as we walk.
"Na! I'se cool," I is nervous but I ain't lettin' on, "I need a fuckin' piss tho' me bladder's fit to burst."
"Hold it in bro, nearly der."
We gets to an old warehouse, it looks abandoned, it's next to a busy road an' der's a footbridge goin' over it. We goes inside an' Sean and Wayne is already der wiv anover geezer I don't know, he's holdin' a video camera. da place is big an' empty an' in da middle is a hoist.
"Ow do Sean, Ow do Wayne," I sez.
"Ow do Jake, glad ya made it, we're gonna ave so much fun today," Sean sez. I smiles, reckon dis is gonna a piece'o cake. "Dis is Nat, he's gonna video da 'ole fing." Nat is tall, I'se reckon about 6' 0", he's blond and jus as skinny as me an' Carl, he's wearin' jeans but nuffin up top, his chest is bare an' well smooth. He got a well pretty face for a lad, he starts videoin' str8 away.
"Wer's da bog man? I bostin' for a waz," I ask.
"Mint!" Sean sez, "ain't no bog ere, but dis is ya first test."
He get's a pint glass out his bag an' gives it me, I'se well puzzled.
"Piss in da glass an' don't spill any, if ya do, ya'll be punished," he sez.
"Fuck off man! Ya wan me to piss in ere?" Sean nods, I'se look at Carl an' he nods too.
"Aww fuck!" I turns away from em.
"Na man, we has ta see," Sean sez.
"Can he stop videoin' den?" I asks.
"Fuck no Jake, we video's all our initiations, Carl's even got his on video," Carl nods at me.
Aww dis is well embarrassing but I'se turns back and lowers me trackies and kecks to under me bollocks an' starts to piss in da glass.
"Fuck Carl, ya brovva's got a decent nob der," Wayne sez.
"Stop pervin' at me." Even tho' I'm pissin' thru' it me nob is gettin' hard.
"Ay, he's gettin' a boner," Wayne sez smilin', me face gets dead hot.
"Aw fuck, da glass ain't big enough," I'se complain, it's fillin' up too quick an' I got loads left.
"Remember don't spill a drop," Sean reminds me.
"Arrrgh no! I can't stop! Aw fuck man it's goin' all over me fingers!" da fuckers laff at me.
Wen I'se stop, I spilt loads on da floor an' I have a semi, I'se quickly stick it back in me kecks.
"Aww Jake ya spilt sum," Sean sez as he teks the glass, "weez need to punish ya."
I'se finkin' dey're gonna spank me like Carl did, I'se don't wanna pop a boner again.
"Hold ya arms out," he sez, I do an' he puts on sum leatha' cuffs me wrists. Den he fastens dem togever, lifts me arms above me head an' hang's em on the hook to da hoist. I's gettin' scared now as Carl ties me feet togever wiv gaffa tape.
"What ya gonna do?" I asks, me voice won't stop squeakin'.
"Ya'll see," Sean sez. Carl lifts me legs up an' Sean lowers da hoist so's I is sittin' on da concrete. Den Sean, Carl an' wayne stand in front of me an' get der todgers out.
"Wot ya doin'?" I shout, I get's a good gander at Wayne's nob, it's fuckin' well big soft, way bigger dan da uvers.
Suddenly dey all start pissin' on me! "ARRRGHH! FUCK! YA DIRTY BASTARDS! STOP IT!" I scream, but one of dem pisses on me face an I have ta close me mouth uverwise I would swallow sum. Me clothes am gettin' soaked an' so's me hair. When dey finish dey puts der nobs back in der trackies.
"Aw ya fuckin' bastards, dats so fuckin' rank!" i sez splutterin', "Wot'ja do dat fo'?"
"Dat woz ya punishment," Sean sez.
"Yer fucking sick! I is soaked now, an' I fuckin' stink!" I sez. Even tho' I closed me mouf I can still taste da piss on me lips an fuck me if it ain't sorta growin' on me!
Sean undoz me hands but ties 'em behind me back, he den undoz me feet an' helps me on me knees. "test 2," he sez, "Lick our trainers."
I looks at der trainers, dey're filthy!
"Fuck off man, dey're rank!"
"If ya don't do, ya don't get in, look at me bling man," he sez showin' his gold chain, "cost me a monkey, where else ya gonna get a monkey?"
He's right, I ain't neva gonna see 500 quid on da dole. I looks at da trainers agin, dey're covered in stains, 'is dat piss?' I finks to meself, maybe if I'se close me eyes it won't be so bad, "Fuck! Orite!" I sez.
I bends down an' Sean sticks his foot in me face, dey stink of piss an' summut else, is dat cum? I'se close me eyes an stick me tongue out, dey taste kinda salty an bitter. I is feelin' a bit cold now in me wet clothes, thank fuck it's da summer. I has to lick all eight feet but I is soon done.
"Nice one our kid," sez Carl, "Ya did gud."
I were finkin' it can't get worse an' it seems I is right as Sean den gets 2 bottles of water from his bag, both am 1.5 litres, "Alwite, ya hasta drink both bottles in 10 minutes," he sez, den he unties me arms.
"Piece a piss!" I sez. I grabs a bottle an' downs nearly 'alf in one go, I finish da uver 'alf but not as quick. I grabs da uver bottle but I is feeling bloated now an' I'm havin' doubts. I gets halfway but it took like foreva, i gets to da last quarter when Sean sez "Times up."
"Wot! Already?"
Sean tuts at me, "punishment time."
Sean ties me arms back up at me front an' sticks me back on da hoist. He den lifts me up so high me feet is dangling init. He den suddenly pulls me trackies down, him an Wayne den pull dem right off, I is tryin' to kick em off but dey is holdin' me well tight.
"ARRGHH! FUCK OFF YA PERVERTS!" I shouts.
"I is gettin' tired of his moanin'" Sean sez, an' he pulls out a leather strap wiv a ball in da middle. I soon find out wot it's fer when he sticks da ball in me mouf an' ties it behind me head, I can't make a friggin' sound now, bastard! Den he gets out a levver strap, Aw fuck he's gonna strap me ass!
"20 is da norm for fuckin' up dis test," he sez. He gets behind me an' swings da strap.
SMACK!