Part One: Zack
When I regained consciousness I was flat on my back in an unfamiliar place. I launched upward with a start, but felt firm hands push me back down.
"Easy there, son. Just relax. You're safe now."
Apparently, I was in the back of an ambulance. Two paramedics loomed over me as I lay on a stretcher. One was older black man, the other was a white guy that looked to be my age. My mind flashed back to the creature in the woods. In a panic I started babbling, "Did you see it? Did you get it? The werewolf! Did you get it?"
The younger of the paramedics laughed and said, "You got a love Halloween! Always brings out the movie monsters. Had a girl last year, high as a kite, was convinced her landlord was Saw."
The other, older paramedic looked down at me. "Easy now, we are you going to give you a little something to help you relax."
My head was pounding. They didn't believe me.
The younger one suddenly laughed. "You know, I don't think I've ever seen a werewolf movie."
"Really?"
"My girlfriend made me watch that Twilight shit. But that don't count. I never saw, like, the classic, old black-and-white one."
The older paramedic looked at his co-worker. "There's one where Jack Nicholson plays the werewolf. Now that one was good."
I drifted off again.
I had fucked up dreams.
I was back in that clearing in the woods, but it was daylight. No werewolf but for some reason there was a certain cartoon dog owned by a certain mega entertainment corporation. Dreams never make sense.
I stood in the clearing and I realized I was standing in a pool of blood. I remember asking who's blood it was.
"Well gawrsh," said the cartoon dog. "Its yours, silly."
I figured he must know what he's talking about.
"They didn't believe me about the monster," I said to the cartoon dog.
"Nope, ah-hyuck!" He shook his head. "The real question, buddy, is do you believe it happened?"
"What are you talking about?," I exclaimed. "I was there! Of course I believe it happened."
He looked down at me.
"But are ya sure? I mean, ya are having a dream conversation with a fictional cartoon character. Are you sure your perceptions aren't a little, ya know, impaired? Ah-hyuck!"
He proceeded to get tangled in a garden hose and fall down a well. Dreams are fucking weird.
But he made a good point. No one was going to believe me. Did I believe me?
The next time I woke up I was somewhere different. I was laying on a bed in an unfamiliar room. The lights were dim but not completely dark. On the wall was a digital clock that red 6:28 AM. I was groggy, and my head was pounding. As I tried to move I realized I had an IV in my arm.
The most surprising thing however, was that I was not alone. There was someone standing at the foot of my bed. For a moment my heart began to race until i realized it was a woman in scrubs.
"How are you feeling, Mr. Wilson?"
I tried to talk but by mouth felt like it was full of cotton balls. I finally croaked out, "Fine..."
"There's a glass of water there, have a drink."
The water was cold and felt good in my mouth. I was able to ask, "Where am I?"
"University Hospital. You had a wild night last night. One of your friends thinks someone spiked your drink with something. We ran tests but we are not sure what it is. You were dehydrated when they brought you in, but you are doing much better now. The doctor will be by later to check you out. If she says it's ok, we'll send you home. Try to get a little more rest."
Drugged? I wasn't drugged. I mean, I had smoked a little weed, and had way too much to drink. But I wasn't tripping balls. Yet, I also thought I had an encounter with a seven foot tall werewolf. What was the more logical scenario? At the end of the day, I'm realist.
I was feeling more subdued later when the doctor cleared me for release. I was staring to wonder about getting back to my dorm when Jessica and my roommate Lenny showed up with clean clothes.
Jessica gave me a big hug and kept apologizing as if everything was her fault. I finally got her to stop by agreeing to buy me breakfast. It's the most important fucking meal of the day. A short time later found Jess and I at a Waffle House where much coffee and bacon was consumed.
She filled me in on all the details that I had missed. When I didn't return from the woods, people started searching for me. Apparently I was missing for about two hours before I was found. And of course, she didn't mention anything about werewolves, wolves, or even particularly spooky furries. Just that some of the searchers had heard me scream. When they found me, I was alone. So I didn't mention it either. I mean, maybe I was tripping last night. That had to be it.
"You have an admirer."
"Huh?" I asked, drinking more coffee.
"Check out the guy two booths back."
I pulled off a classic yawn/stretch/checkout guy maneuver before casually returning to the waffle in front of me. "You talking about the dark haired hottie?"
"Yep. He keeps looking over here at you."
"Hmmm...yes please!"
We both laughed, and for the first time I felt like the events of the last night were some sort of bad dream. The rational part of my brain was working overtime to pack it all away into little boxes: dehydration, spooky woods, bad trip. No werewolves to be found.
Jessica paid our bill and headed out. I walked by the dark haired hottie. He was quite sexy. He glanced up at me and smiled as I walked by and I felt a little flutter. He was my age, maybe a little older. He had amazing dark eyes. His body was smoking too. For a second I contemplated going back and introducing myself but Jessica was dragging me back to the car.
Oh well. Maybe next time.