An acquaintance of mine hooked up with a new boyfriend a few months ago. I wouldn't call this guy a friend, as every conversation is all about him and how awful his life is and how people are mean to him. I don't think he's ever asked me how I'm doing.
So, one day I met him on the street, and he proceeded to tell me about he new boyfriend. In typical fashion, he went on and on and on about his new Daddy, telling me that they were in a closed, monogamous relationship.
"Oh, good for you," I told him, rolling my eyes. He didn't notice the sarcasm. He never does.
I finally met the new boyfriend a few weeks later after chatting with him online. He's a hot fucker: beefy, hairy, tattooed, balding, thick graying beard. Since I was stag that weekend, the plan was to meet up and grab a bit of dinner and chat after work on Friday. But once we saw each other, the plans changed. Fuck dinner. Fuck chatting. Just fuck.
We got to my place and got right down to business. Within a minute we were naked, hard cocks pressed together as we kissed and rolled around on the bed. Before I knew it, he was sucking my cock, fondling my balls, and teasing my ass with his thumb...and we'd just gotten started!
The image of his bearded face servicing my cock was so hot, I came almost immediately, shooting a quick load in his mouth. He looked at me with an evil grin, leaned over, and spit my load in my face. Most of it landed in my beard, so I left it as a memento.
Now it was my turn. His cock was average in every way, except that it was attached to him. His thick bush hid part of its length, but as I buried my nose in it I was rewarded with that mixture of sweat and piss and funk of a man who'd put in a hard day's work since his last shower.
His balls were real low-hangers, ping-pong ball sized, and his sack was covered with bristly fur. And even though his cock was fully hard, his balls stayed low and loose. After I'd sucked his dick for a while, I popped one fat nut in my mouth and started to pull back gently, holding it in my mouth with my lips. Suddenly, I lost my balance and pulled a lot harder than I'd expected. Instead of a cry of pain, he groaned, "Aw, yeah!"
I knew then what was going to happen next, and it's something I don't get to do very often. I grabbed his sack tightly with my left hand, so that his bulbous nuts strained against their furry enclosure. With my thumb and index finger of my right hand, I flicked his nuts, one at a time, in succession. With each mild blow, he flinched and groaned in pleasure. I grabbed his sack tighter, pulling rather hard, and started slapping his balls with an open hand. Even more sounds of ecstasy came from his mouth. His cock was as hard as ever, and he was writhing.
I let go of his sack with my left hand, and grabbed his nuts in my right hand, and squeezed. "Fuck yeah!" he cried out. I clamped down harder and harder, like I was getting that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. And all of a sudden, he came, without any warning and without either of us touching his dick. The jizz oozed out of his cock just like the toothpaste, seven or eight contractions worth, and pooled in his thick bush.
We cuddled and kissed for a while, then dozed a bit until we were ready for round two. He started licking my armpits, first gently, and then with increasing excitement. My cock got hard again, and when he kissed me, I could taste my funky pits on his lips.
He started working my cock with his hand while he played with my nipples. I shot a second load for the evening, a big glob landing in my beard. My second load mingled with the first one there.
When I'd recovered, I picked up where I'd left off earlier, namely sucking his cock. I started toying with his ass, sticking a finger in. He was a bit tight, but with gentle coaxing, I got him to open up enough for a second finger. I was then able to reach his prostate, and got him to moaning again.