So around three months ago I was invited to a birthday party for one of my close friends. It wasn't really anything big, just a get together with the usual bros. When one us asked him for any wishes, he jokingly just replied "could you get me a bigger dick dude?" We all just laughed, but I also put an idea in my head.
I am very well endowed, so I figured it would be funny to buy one of those "clone your dick to a dildo"-sets, and give him a copy of my monster as a joke. Our friend group has always been very over the top with our banter, so I thought this would be the perfect response.
So I ordered one of the sets in my skintone and some extra silicone to make sure there was enough for all my cock. I even bought an add-on that made the dildo a vibrator, as I thought this would take the joke to the next level. I was very satisfied with the result, it really looked almost identical, apart from being all one colour.
So I got to the party, and gave him the gift. I had put the dildo in one of those boxes you get champagne in before wrapping, so you couldn't tell what it was. After everyone had arrived, I told him to open the gift. At first he saw the box, and thought it was just champagne, but I told him to open it. When people saw it they started laughing their asses off. Then when I started explaining and told him to flip the little switch at the bottom and it started vibrating, people truly lost it. I also caught my friend starting to blush slightly.
After a couple of beers, one of my friends looked at the dildo and said "Bro, theres no way you're packing a monster like that!". "Give me three minutes and I'll prove it!" I told him with the rest of the group chuckling. I headed to the bathroom, stripped down naked and made sure i had a huge hard on. Then I got back to the guys and gave them a little show, putting the dildo next to my own to prove it was my size. I waved my cock from side to side, my heavy balls swinging along like I was some kind of hypnotician. The guys were laughing at the absurdity of everything, but I also noticed how our birthdayboy was staring at my monster, seeing his eyes move from side to side along with it.
I got dressed again, and the night went on like normal until everyone went home.