The new home didn't seem that different from the one he had left behind. Xenos had something against furniture, it seemed. A sudden thought of Xana, alone in that vast thing he called home, came unbound. He shook it off. There was no point in dwelling on things that were not meant to be at all.
"I'd say let's unpack, but it's not like there's something for us to unpack anyway," Riordan said brightly, at odds with how he felt inside.
"Anything you need, you will be provided for, master Rio."
"That sounds terribly boring. What should I use to kill time?"
"What do you mean?"
"Forgive me, but I see no 3D television, arcade games, or fitness room."
"I registered all your desires, master Rio. Everything will be accommodated over the following days."
"What? Really? What if I want a Mustang?"
"A horse? Do you know how to ride on one, master Rio?"
"Sorry to disappoint you, Kyle, but I was talking about the car."
Kyle seemed to take a second to process the info. "Master Xana will not approve. It looks like a dangerous contraption," the bot replied.
"So I'm supposed to stay cooped up in here all day long?" Riordan asked, placing his hands on his hips.
"No. You can go shopping, like before."
"No, thank you. That was too rape-y and not shoppy enough for my taste."
"After master Xana's warning, no one will dare to attack you again, master Rio."
"Keep telling yourself that," Riordan said wryly.
"What would serve to do that?"
"It was just sarcasm. I'd rather not go shopping. Too many horny teens around. I'm too old for that shit. What else is possible for me to do?"
"Attend parties," the bot replied promptly.
"Without Xana, oops, master Xana Lei?"
"Master Xana will be there, too."
"Then I'm not going." Riordan frowned and crossed his arms.
"Some occasions will require your presence."
"Fine. But I'd rather not see him," Riordan mumbled.
"You don't mean that, master Rio," the bot replied.
Riordan looked at the bot, cocking his head to one side. "What?" he inquired.
"You don't blink when you're lost in thought, and you're trying to cover your disquietude by saying the opposite of what you are thinking."
"I'll be damned," Riordan murmured. "Are you sure you're not a spy for Xana?"
"A spy? I will have to report every day."
"Of course. Even this kind of conversation?"
"Yes."
"That feels a little creepy. But whatever. When in Rome..."
"Do you want me to conceal some of the conversations you have?"
"Don't ask, if you're going to tell on me anyway," Riordan replied.
"You're my master, too. If you ask for something and it doesn't put master Xana in danger or your own life, I will obey."
"Are you sure? Was this rule embedded in your core?"
"No. It is the result of logical routines I have constructed since master Rio came to serve master Xana."
"If you're pulling my leg..."
"Why would I..."
"Just another expression. At least, I can spend my day teaching you my language. That should be pretty entertaining."
"What should I conceal, master Rio?"
"Ah, that. Well, report to Xana every day. But leave out these conversations we have. He's not interested, anyway."
"He is," the bot replied.
"Not anymore. Look, Kyle, he got into his head that I must die if I don't transform myself in an egg bearer on infinite loop."
"That would be against his genetic makeup," Kyle said.
"How so?"
"For Xenos, bearers are the most precious."
"Yeah, until they send them to serve in brothels."
"That is for pleasure. Humans are addicted to sex."
Riordan groaned. "What are these guys teaching their bots?" he asked in frustration.
"Master Xana would never hurt you, master Rio."
"Well, news flash. He did hurt me."
"Where? Do you need medical attention, master Rio?" the bot began scanning his body.
"Stop it with your tricorder or whatever that is called. He hurt me by saying stupid things, like that he would kill me if I ever left him."
Kyle remained silent.
"What? Don't you have some comeback to this?"
"You didn't ask me a question, master Rio."
"Well, I am asking you this. What do you think of this guy, fucking my brains out, behaving like a 12 year old falling in love for the first time, and then threatening me?"
"I cannot think anything."
"Of course." Riordan sighed.
"I can tell you a fact."
"Well?"
"Master Xana will never terminate you, master Rio."
"How can you say that?"
"He lied."
"What? How do you know?"
"Xenos cannot suffer distress. Lying is part of their complex defense and surviving mechanism."
"You're making my head hurt."
"I wasn't present to your conversation, but I registered the change in the environmental conditions."
"You mean, the temperature drop?"
"Yes."
"But what does it mean? Why did he say something awful like that?"
"I can only speculate. Please, reveal the content of the conversation."
"I asked him about my career choices once he finishes his business with me. He got in a funk and told me that he would put egg after egg inside me, so I never leave him. When I said I was against it, he threatened me. What do you make of this?"
"He reacted to the initial threat by launching a counter-attack."
"What initial threat?"
"You leaving, master Rio."
"I said that I will carry the first egg. It's not like I threatened his bloodline or something," Riordan said rather miffed.
"That is most peculiar, master Rio. After the first egg, Xenos let their bearers go. Maybe this conversation was ill timed. Master Xana reacted as if he was denied the right to his offspring."
"It's so fucked up." Riordan groaned. "All I wanted to know was what I was going to do after. Are you trying to tell he just overreacted?"
"It is a possibility."
"So, after landing the first egg, he might not be so clingy?"
"That I do not know," the bot supplied dutifully. "Could it be that master Xana is too young to process what it means to have a bearer?"
"Don't ask me. I'm not from around here if you haven't noticed," Riordan said.
"Ah, sarcasm," the bot replied.
"You catch on quickly," Riordan praised the bot.
"Thank you, master Rio."
"So, usually, Xenos don't get a bearer while they're this young."
"No. Master Xana is quite an exception, due to his outstanding results in politics."
"So he pulled some strings, the idiot," he mumbled.
"The High Chancellor agreed. He is for allowing the minimum age for awarding bearers to go lower than what it is presently."
"But why? The guy already has that punk kid, Xer."
"Yes, and the High Chancellor believes that his son is ready for a bearer. He said it on several occasions and publicly."
"Frankly, the dude is insane. There's no way that punk kid is ready for a family. He thinks with his dick."
The bot made a sudden, screech like sound, and Riordan covered his ears.
"What the fuck, Kyle?"
"I am terribly sorry, master Rio. You said a joke, so I tried to laugh. It looks like I need to work on the sequence more."
"Definitely," Riordan agreed. "Now, tell me, Kyle, do you happen to know why Tasha is kept in that household?"
"He is the High Chancellor's bearer. You already know this, master Rio."
"Yeah, that's what everyone says. But Xer is bent on porking Tasha and he looks fucking entitled about it, too. What if, listen to me closely, Marn wanted a bearer just so he could pair his son with one?"
"I doubt it."
"That's it? You doubt it?"
"There is not enough information to process."
"Well, that's true. In that case, just call it human intuition."
"How does human intuition work?" the bot demanded to know.
"Pretty much like what you said about Xana lying about wanting to kill me and dropping the temperature in the house."
"That was a routine I created based on prior knowledge."
"Ah, well, just push a little further that knowledge you have. Marn Saver has a son in his teens. He doesn't need a bearer. He pushes for teens to have the right to bearers. So he brings one in his home, but refuses to have another egg. At the same time, the dude is obsessed with his bloodline. Maybe he doesn't want to die without seeing his son having an offspring? How old is he, anyway?"
"In corresponding human years, 143 years old."