Editor's note: this story contains scenes of non-consensual or reluctant sex.
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My wife of six years is adorable, charming, smart, and hard working. Unfortunately, she's boring in bed. And this story isn't about her.
Sometimes, I think back to an earlier time. A time when I knew a girl who was everything but.
I met her at a party. I only knew a few people there so I was forced to mingle with new groups.
I was leaning over the cooler pulling a beer from the ice. To my left I heard a young guy asking people what they did for a living. On the right I caught part of the risque conversation of three girls. One of them was saying that she would only date bi guys.
I bet you know what I did next. I grabbed three extra beers, took a step toward the girls, and asked who needed a refill.
One girl, the only one who wasn't sexy, took me up on my offer. I handed her the bottle, set two more on the coffee table, and with a gestured request to join them, sat down.
The fat girl thanked me and I said it was no problem. OK, maybe I'm being too hard on her. She, Debbie, was perhaps fifty pounds overweight and still had some cuteness. And she was pretty nice too. Turning to the others I said I couldn't help overhearing and wanted to know more.
One of the girls Elena, had long brunette hair with dark blue highlights, her boobs were just big enough for titty fucking, seemed to have boyishly slim hips, dressed sexy, and wore an enchanting smile.
The other was a natural blond with loose curls heading halfway to her perfectly curvy ass, smallish though inviting tits in a super low cut cami, amazing blue eyes, and full lips that needed to be fucked.
It would have been hard to say which of the two were more attractive. They were both solid eights but had differing best attributes. Either would be worth dating assuming they had an attractive personality too.
There was an awkward silence as none of the girls wanted to own up to what they had been discussing. I broke the ice, "So who only dates bi guys?"
Pointing to the brunette, and laughing, Debbie, indicated that it was Elena.
Since she was one of the hot ones I jumped in grinning with my winningest smile, "So why is that?"
She asked me why I wanted to know and who I was. I told her my name - Steve - and talked about where I lived, my job, and that I liked her hair. But she didn't answer my question.
Next I took a chance, now I have never been bi, had a gay thought, or even seen another guys' hard on, but I added, "I've been bi for three years now."
The blonde, Poppy, leaned forward conspiratorial and asked me to tell her more. She also asked me if I didn't mean "all my life".
I needed to think fast and come up with a believable philosophy to explain the position I held on bisexuality as a "bi" man for the last three years. But I'm pretty good at thinking on the fly.
I started talking about labels being a sneaky kind of name calling. I made fun of invented labels like stragay and gaight. Next I segwayed into sex is a continuum. Then I wrapped it up with a story to add believable detail.
I started talking in real low tones. We held our heads next to each other, presumably so no one else could hear the sordid details, but really just so I could be close and flrt.
I told them that my first time bi, I was driving with a friend on a late night road trip. I was the driver but he had his phone out and was playing porn when the site automatically cued up a mfm video.
My buddy asked if I'd ever had a brojob. I didn't know what that was but he said it's when two horny straight dudes exchange blojobs cause it's better to get one even at a cost than to have none at all.
I lied to the girls and told them that my friend tried to be as persuasive as he could to make the whole idea palatable, but he didn't know that I was already on board. I ended the story vaguely on purpose, then winked.
Turning to Elena I invited her to finish her earlier comment. She said she was tired of dating straight guys because they always thought the fun stuff was gross. She needed a guy who was more adventurous and daring.
So now I knew what she wanted. I just needed to convince her I was that guy. Impulsively I blurted out that adventures were fun and dare was my middle name.
I think she took that as a challenge. I didn't expect that. I thought we would get to know each other more. She had a directness that I'd never seen in a girl before. It really appealed to me.
She asked me who in the room I found attractive. I wanted to say that I found two of them to be smokin' hot but didn't want them to see me make Debbie feel bad.
Instead, looking around the room, I pointed out a mousy haired but athletic girl on the far side of the room and said I thought she really looked really confident and assertive. In reality I thought she looked like I could grab her sweet buns while doing it doggy style, but I had to consider my audience.
I pointed out another girl, surrounded by an entourage of admirers, who seemed charismatic and said I was attracted to her charisma - which was true. Knowing I had to pick a guy now to support my story, I looked around some more.
I figured it would be best to find a guy that Elena would find attractive and point him out. Scanning the room I chose a guy about six inches taller than her with a similar coloring in skin and hair, who also looked friendly and handsome. I told her I thought he was cute, but not as hot as her.
I knew I had her when she turned her eyes away for a moment embarrassed by the compliment. The other two made excited "Oohing" noises.
Elena recovered quickly enough though and turned the tables back on me again. She asked me if I liked tall girls more, like the girl in red near the kitchen, or short girls, like the girl near the door. I wanted to steer away from descriptions that made me seem too superficial, so I answered that the one near the door appeared friendlier. Then she asked me what I thought of the guy she was talking to.
I said that he had a rugged nature that was appealing. Very directly she asked what I thought of his package. Looking at a man's bulge for the first time I saw an impressive lump that couldn't be missed even through his jeans. What should I say?
I feigned a sincere smile telling her that it was very nice. I lied again saying I wished I could get a hold of it.
She dared me to go hit on him. I had to take the dare, it was my middle name after all. But I needed to play this to my advantage. First I asked her if she thought he was cute. When she enthusiastically agreed my plans fell into place. I told her I'd be back with a big treat for us to enjoy together. The three girls laughed uproariously and I strode confidently over to my mark.
I was either going to "strike out" and return empty handed, in fact that was my plan, or I would bring him back and set him up with Poppy.
He was wearing a Green Day T-shirt so I just walked up and started talking about Green Day.
He was easy to talk to and generally seemed like a nice guy - even if he had no plans for his future. His name was Drew. I pointed at the group of girls who were all watching us and asked him what he thought of Poppy and if he wanted to hook up with her if I could arrange it.
He answered that she looked hot enough that his girlfriend would kill him if he even looked at her the wrong way. I offered that he shouldn't let her find out. When I asked about his girlfriend he said she was around somewhere.
One of my plans was starting to fall through. Then he added that the girl "with the cool black hair" was more his thing. He would even take a chance and sneak her back to his place if I could arrange it.
I agreed that she looked amazing and said I myself was trying to get with her right now. I hadn't planned on it but I admitted to him that she was interested in a three-way and if he really could sneak off we could have her.
The gears started turning in my brain: if I brought him back my chances of screwing her were higher than if I came back alone. I needed him to be drunk and excited enough to go along with my plans, but also without spilling the beans that I never told him it was supposed to be a bi encounter. I also needed to worm my way out of the gay stuff too.
This was all coming together too fast, but also had a lot of promise. I started telling him that Elena was a real firecracker, a sexpot. She was wild and we could never know what to expect. We would just have to go along with whatever crazy idea she came up with. I made up half the shit I said. Just maybe I could still get him to go for Poppy.
If this all came to be I would then just have to steer the direction of events. Once he and I got back to the girls I would have some time to weave my web.