1920s New York...
It was the third week of the contest at The Gentleman's Agreement and quite a crowd had shown up to watch the contestants work. Warren arrived early in order get a seat at the bar even though he had only a passing interesting in the forthcoming show. The bartender came right over with a dishrag over one shoulder, a whiskey in hand and a smile on his handsome face. He'd been trying to grow a mustache, but the straggly half-effort did nothing for his looks and Warren was too smitten to tell him so. Jack wiped down the counter before setting down the drink and Warren obligingly slipped him a crisp bill.
"How's it been today?" Warren asked.
Jack rolled his eyes. "Lousy. This contest gets bodies in the door, but they're more interested in watching the action than buying drinks. Now what am I supposed to do with that, I ask you."
Warren shrugged and Jack sighed dramatically, shaking his head before flitting to the other side of the bar to take an order. The Gentleman's Agreement was starting to fill up and Warren noted that most of its patrons were starting to floating toward the center of the room. From his vantage at the slightly elevated bar he could see the master of ceremonies waving his hands about for quiet; it took a lot of hand waving and a decent amount of shouting before he got the chatter down to the point where he could be heard.
The MC yanked at the collar of his shirt and stuck out his tongue as if greatly exerted. "If I have to spend another evening corralling you pack of loonies, I'll go back to my old job at the zoo! Hell, I'd even consider going back to my wife."
A generous round of knowing laughter followed: no small amount of the men packed into the Gentleman's Agreement would in fact be going home to their wives and girlfriends after the show. Yet for the blessed space of the night's entertainments, their appetites would be whet on something decidedly decadent. The MC waited for the laughter to die down before continuing.
"You are going to want to get something cooling to drink, because what we've got for you tonight is going set your mercury bubbling, if you know what I mean." He then gestured magnificently to a pouty-lipped blond kid walking around with a tray of drinks. "So help lighten Billy's tray over there while we get going, would you? He's a frail thing and we don't want his wrist going limp. Do we, boys?"
Another round of raucous laughter. There were other speakeasies that catered to a somewhat more fey crowd and as a result many of the patrons of Gentleman's considered themselves somehow superior. Warren found that attitude disappointing, but it was telling that he never seemed to find himself in any of those other pansy clubs.
While Warren was watching the MC work the crowd Jack floated over and set down another drink unbidden. He was a decent bartender, but it was clear that it wasn't his gin fizz that got him the job. He had the look of an enthusiastic university student, a charmingly vague mid-western accent, and the mouth of a dockside bruiser. It helped that his sleeves were rolled up every night and his biceps on full display. Even with a quality shirt, smart vest, and tailored pants he gave the impression of a man only temporarily caged by his fineries.
"So what's your game, baby?" Jack asked. Warren flushed at that, but it was clear the bartender didn't mean anything by it. "You come in here at least once a week, but you never leave with anybody. You never play. You just sit around in those glad rags. You waiting for Jesus or what?"
Warren began to respond, but the roar of the bar's patrons drowned him out. Warren, grateful for the reprieve, looked over at the beginning of the show and pointedly ignored Jack's gaze burning a hole in his peripheral vision.
The MC was standing in the cleared out space at the center of the barroom between two men in their early twenties. Both men were dressed in plain knickers and sleeveless undershirts.They were barefoot and wore expressions of flat disdain toward each other and their surroundings. One was a lanky Negro with an immaculate haircut and a fine golden chain around his neck. The other looked to be an Irishman or something of the sort. He was stocky and his cheeks bore a riot of freckles which did little to brighten his expression.
"Now gentlemen, I don't mean to patronize you, but I do have to recite the rules. This contest is all about endurance. At the count of five you'll both drop your trousers and by ten you'll start giving each other a nice Greek Handshake." The MC winked lasciviously for the audience before continuing. "The first sap to lose his composure — if you catch my meaning — gets disqualified. The last man standing? He gets fifty dollars cash and an invitation to the preliminary to the championship round.
Do we understand to rules?"