The other day Johnny came in to gym. I was at the desk, being a weight room monitor, which is what I do for work - put weights away, clean off machines.
Johnny was there to work out. He's my bro. We have a couple classes together and he lifts as much as I do so we're always hanging out.
I said something to him about his shoulders because they were looking good.
"I'm not juicing if that's what you're getting at," he said.
"No, no," I said. His shoulders looked uber pumped but Johnny didn't seem like the steroid type. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Biff is one of our bros and he shoots up. It looks good on him, it's just not for me. "Are you doing something different?" Johnny gave me this look.
"Not exactly," he said, and smiled. "I'm doing a supplement. Sort of."
"Is it from GNC?" Johnny looked around. He leaned toward me and talked low over the clanking weights, whirring treadmills and grunts from the guys doing deadlifts on the other side of the room.
"I'm eating my jizz," he said.
"What?" Johnny looked at me and laughed.
"I read about it on the internet. It's protein, you know? And testosterone. I put it in with my shake."
"Dude," I said. Then I had to laugh. "That's sick."
"It's natural. It's, like, putting back in your body the helpful stuff that goes out when you cum."
Johnny was still working out when my shift was done so I did some squats and bicep curls with him, then we hit the showers.
"So if it's supposed to be so good for you, how come my girlfriend doesn't get all pumped and jacked and shit when she swallows my load?" Johnny shrugged. He ran his soapy hands over his smooth and bulging torso.
"I'm not saying it's a miracle. It's just an extra boost. Plus, be real - how often does she really swallow your load, anyway?"
When I got home I tried to find the article on the internet that Johnny was talking about but I couldn't. Still, it seemed like it sort of made sense. And actually, if I'm being honest about things, the idea of it sorta turned me on. I figured it couldn't hurt, and Johnny was doing it anyway.
So I took all my clothes off, laid down on my bed and jacked off. When I jack off I like to feel my body, like I'm imagining a girl touching it and admiring my perfect young muscle-guy physique. I thought of how much a girl would want to eat my cum and the idea of doing it myself was turning me on like crazy. I shot jizz all up my abs and chest and some of it went over my shoulder. Still there were huge thick ropes of it slashing across my torso and it made me think that, yeah, there really might be a lot of nutrition and power in that stuff that I was losing every time I came. I scooped it up real quick but as soon as I took a taste I gagged a little. I'd lost the feeling, and my jizz was cold and gross. So that experiment failed.
I told Johnny the next day. "Put it in your shake, bro," he said. "You don't even notice it."
"I don't do supplements," I said.
"I've put it in my breakfast before. Egg whites or cereal or whatever. Just mix it in."
So that was a good idea. I made myself an omelet that night and right before I ate I opened the omelet up like a pussy and shot my load right inside. Ate it naked. It was pretty good.
I didn't notice a difference the next day when I worked out but it was a good workout and I felt pretty powerful afterward. I busted the shit out of my chest and abs. Johnny was with me.
"I've done it sometimes where I shoot right in my mouth," he said, sliding on his underwear in the locker room.
"How?" I asked. We were the only ones there. Johnny showed me by getting on his back on the locker room floor and throwing his legs over his head, ass in the air.
"Like this," he said. "You aim for your mouth and just unload right in and swallow at the same time."
"Wow." I was getting hard thinking about it and when Johnny stood up I saw that he was in the same state.
"It is kinda fun," Johnny said when he noticed me and the embarrassment had passed, a little. "I think it's better to take it direct anyway," he said once we'd gotten outside. "Cold it loses nutrients. Shoot it right in and it's entering and leaving your body at almost the same time."
I did it that night. When I felt up my body I felt up my ass too, which I do sometimes but it was all up in the air and exposed so it felt extra sexy. I've got a nice firm smooth ass. I shave it. When I came I missed my aim a little and shot some on my face and chin, otherwise it worked like a charm.
Maybe it was in my head but I really felt like I could feel it afterward. In fact I did it again, the next morning before I left for class.
"The best thing about it is that it's something you do all the time anyway," Johnny said. "And the more you do it, the better."
Our buddy Biff was with us. He's the one who shoots roids, and like I said, he does it right. He looks huge and amazing. "Did Johnny tell you what he's been doing?" Biff asked me after we'd showered up and Johnny took off.
"I'm doing it too," I said.
"Me too," Biff said low. "Seems like it makes a difference."
"How can you tell from all the other stuff you take?" I asked.
"I dunno I just can," he said, shrugging his Hulk shoulders.
The next day Johnny and I sat down at Panera where we'd gotten sandwiches after class. "Maybe we should hit the bathroom and increase the, uh, nutrient content," Johnny said, looking down at our sandwiches. We laughed and I could tell that Johnny was getting off on it as much as me. So what we did, was, we slipped the top halves of our sandwiches into our pockets and went into the bathroom one at a time. I went first so I waited for Johnny who took even less time than I had. He showed me his jizzed-up bread and I showed him mine. "Wanna trade?" Johnny said, but I just laughed it off.
"One, two, three." We bit into our sandwiches at the same time. It was so funny, sitting there eating our jizzwiches while all around us were oblivious girls and guys and professors and shit.
"I was thinking the other day, I wonder if you'd get more from another source than you get from yourself?" Johnny said a couple days later.
"That's why you wanted to trade sandwiches," I said.
"You gotta figure that it's complex stuff - proteins and amino acids and hormones. If you ate somebody else's, even like once in a while, it might be a lot more beneficial than always eating your own because you'd be getting different stuff."
"Did the website say that?"
"No not really, I was just thinking it."
"It makes sense," I said. Johnny smiled and looked away.
"I mean, it's kinda gay," he said, still not looking at me. I was glad he said it, though, cause it needed to be said.
"Yeah," I agreed.
That was all we said about it that day. But then we kept talking about it. We decided to each of us jizz in one of those pudding packs and exchange them. So we did that, and we ate them in the locker room before our workout, sitting across from one another. I could taste it, maybe a little. Johnny's cum. He was eating mine too. I looked up at him and he must have been thinking the same thing cause we started grinning at each other. Biff came in and said "Why the fuck are you guys eating in the locker room?"
"Don't worry about it," Johnny said and we cracked up.
Then one night we were both drunk on a bottle of tequila. I'd never been to Johnny's place but it was cool. We hanged out in his room and drank and looked through his workout magazines, he had tons of them. I realized that he was my best friend, and felt pretty sure that he was thinking the same thing, which was cool, cause we'd always just been workout buddies before.
Johnny had dumbbells in his room and we were drunk, doing bicep curls and shoulder presses and stuff. We started talking about the cum thing. I told Johnny that my favorite thing was to shoot off in my mouth, that I do it pretty much every time I jack off now.