The last thing you want to hear when you're jerking off is your roommate trying to get the door open. Several things happen simultaneously. First, you shove your cock back into your pants. Second, your free hand frantically clicks away at five or six red x's to close the browser windows that have been serving to assist you in your endeavors. And thirdly, a mixture of terror and rage flood your system as you realize you're not going to get to cum and you almost got caught. I managed all these things as the door flew open and Tony walked in the room.
I hadn't known Tony long but what I did know didn't impress me. He spent most of his time lifting weights, skipping class, and trying to get laid. He did all of those things with relative ease, each one making the next a little easier.
He stormed into the room and threw his coat on the bed. I saw he was pretty upset, which made me even more sure he was too distracted to have noticed my quick recovery.
"Dude, tonight was bullshit," he said, sitting in the chair next to the TV.
"That sucks," I said. Inside I was fuming, wanting nothing more than for this asshole to get out so I could finish my solo mission. I'd spent three hours studying with Cindy Maskar and that girl had tits that I would die to just hold for a few seconds. I needed to cum.
Rather than fulfill my wishes and leave, he turned in his chair to face me and belabor me with his tale of woe.
"I took this chick out I've been talking to. We do the dinner the movie, whatever, I'm just looking to fuck her honestly. We start messing around in her room and when I get under her shirt she stops me."
"So?" I said, thinking that the story would certainly not be one to complain about.
"So? I haven't gotten laid in three weeks and this little cock tease had me worked up. I'm gonna explode."
"Great, thanks for sharing," I said, though I rather knew the feeling at this point.
"Don't be a dick," he said.
"I'm not," I said "I just don't know what to do about your blue balls situation. Call up one of your girls. I'm sure someone will fuck you."
"I've tried. Can't seem to scare up some pussy tonight," he said. "I'm gonna go take a shower."
He got up and stripped down to the boxers and grabbed his shower kit. You might think this was going to give me cause to celebrate and jerk off but his showers are notoriously short lived affairs and I wouldn't have time, even with the pent up excitement. Instead, I decided to just go to bed. It was late and I had a test in the morning.
I dozed off.
I woke suddenly to a quiet "Psst". It took me a moment to get my bearings but when I did I saw something I absolutely did not expect to see. The beds are bunkbeds, with me on the bottom bunk. Standing in front of the bed, I saw Tony's torso, completely naked. All I could see were his chiseled abs, his thighs, and his seven inch erection, proud and pulsing before me.
I didn't make a move.
"Hey, wake up man."
"What the fuck," I hissed back.