Greg is a brilliant cook -- I tell you athletic, six pack, wealthy, the best lover and he can cook. One Saturday (after a week of late nights!) I had to go in to work and coming home had felt totally cheesed off. The door was unlocked - Greg was in. He shouted from the kitchen area to go straight and have my customary bath -- he was cooking and would be about an hour.
After 45 minutes he came in gave me one of those long kisses we all die for. Told me dinner was ready and so it was! Venison consommΓ©, Thai duck and chocolate something or other. Greg had closed the apartment curtains and opened the atrium blinds; set the table in black white and gold, candles the lot -- one red carnation (not into opera but Greg said it meant something if I knew Carmen?) Champagne was opened and poured on to Cassis and blueberries; I had instantly forgotten my day.
Dessert had been this chocolate flan type concoction that Greg does so well; really light but accompanied by hot chocolate sauce which he keeps warm at the table with a type of glass jug with a tea-light under it. My only part in the evening so far was to suggest the obvious for the remaining sauce. Greg cleared the remaining clutter. I removed the sheets from the bed. The bed was as if floodlit from the revealed electric blue sky and the sun shining perfectly, albeit obliquely onto the bed. It has a square central mattress which is plastic (the bed itself is round) but has a rubber feel/finish, it's great and easy to clean (for the married -- chocolate stains). By the time I had folded the sheets away Greg was on the bed in the nude in a Leonardo dV pose. I was rock hard but didn't want to play the tart so I walked quietly to the kitchen took off my CK jeans and t-shirt and grabbed the sauce trying to think of anything but sex. Failed miserably and by the time I got back Greg was pointing directly at his navel anyway (and not with his fingers).
My sex education as a child from my parents was 'When your daddy loved your mummy very much he put his hard penis (the thing he wees with) into mummy's vagina (where she wees from -- my parents not being biologists) and that was the beginning of you' -- ironic with what I now know of my father. Anyway tonight was to be just one of those occasions (without the procreation bit).