Kevin and Todd, best buds through elementary, high school, and their Freshman year of college, were in Orlando for their very first spring break. Everything was going just how they'd imagined. Chicks in skimpy bikinis were everywhere, alcohol was plentiful, everybody was available, DTF, and skin was in the game.
They'd hit the gym hard in preparation for showing off on the beach, and proudly strutted their stuff in skimpy, matching pink bikini bottoms. They looked so similar they'd been asked multiple times if they were brothers. The only way people could tell them apart was their caps; Kevin sported a Rebel flag cap, and Todd a tie-dyed Vans cap. Kevin
"We look hot!" Kevin flexed his bis, arching his back, his perfectly chiseled himbo ass perky and peachy as a porn star. A group of tipsy spring breakers whistled in support.
"See bro?? They love it. Let's get some beers."
Somewhere around 11AM they'd polished off a six pack together, and the beach was starting to really fill up. They noticed a large gathering of women nearby, hooting and hollering and cheering. They made their way over to the crowd and pushed their way to the front.
" - CHALLENGERS WANT TO WRESTLE? 50 DOLLAR PRIZE! HEY WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE UP FOR A CHALLENGE!"
The chick with the microphone had the biggest tits Kevin had ever seen, but he did his best to control his chub in his bikini. The material was kind of binding, so that helped in cutting off the blood flow to his junk, pinning it between his muscled quads. It had been awkward at first, but he'd grown used to it after a couple of days. It actually felt pretty good, and made his legs and ass look amazing.
The girls in the crowd pushed the two tipsy himbos forward, and Kevin and Todd stumbled into the clearing. They saw a sign that read OIL WRESTLING COMPETITION $50 CASH PRIZE. Free Beer!
Kevin's eyes lit up.
"Fifty bucks, bro! Fuck. Let's do it. These chicks wanna see us oil up and wrestle each other. Whaddya say??"
Todd, already feeling self-conscious in his skimpy bikini bottoms, blushed slightly. He'd always gone along with Kevin, on occasion to his detriment. Like the time they'd plugged the toilets in the high school lavatory with paper towels, and gotten a week's detention. Or when they'd pledged Alpha Alpha Alpha and Todd had lost the Soggy Biscuit game and he'd had to choke down a cum-covered cookie in front of the frat brothers or they couldn't be in the frat. Countles nights getting hammered and waking up in a stranger's bed, all because of Kevin's mischief. But they were bros for life, so Todd always went along.
"Uh yeah, sure, bro. Let's do it. I'm game," he agreed, reluctantly.
The girls continued to cheer and whistle. One of them slapped Todd's ass and shouted, "Check out the cakes on this one!" He grinned in spite of himself. Something about these bikinis really drove the chicks wild. He made a mental note to get her number, but when he turned to look at who had slapped him all he saw was a wall of women, drinks in the air, cheering them on.
"Fuck yeah bro! Toss me that oil!"
Todd did as his friend asked. Kevin squirted a larger-than-necessary amount of Baby Oil onto his palm and tossed the bottle back. He then started lathering it into his impressive pecs, down his torso, and so on. Todd, as usual, followed suit. Once the baby oil soaked into the material of the bikini, it made them appear almost transparent, something neither of them had expected! The two frat bros exchanged a glance. The women whistled and cheered louder.
The chick with the microphone, who Kevin referred to as MC Huge Tits, stepped into the crowd and made way for Kevin and Todd to wrestle. And they did!
Of course the oil made it difficult to gain purchase, and they fell all over the tarp, slipping and sliding, wrestling like they had since they were kids. At one point, Todd was on all fours and Kevin, reached back and snapped his friend's bikini. The women howled and cheered.
"Just follow my lead, bro," Kevin whispered into his buddy's ear. They rolled around for a minute, and ended up in a doggy style position. Kevin put his hands behind his head, flexing his arms, and pretended to fuck his buddy, knowing it would get a laugh. The chicks loved it. They wrestled like this for twenty minutes or so, neither one really coming out on top as they were perfectly matched, when suddenly the MC interrupted them.
"LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER CHALLENGER, BOYS! WOW YOU'RE A BIG FELLA WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
Kevin and Todd paused for a moment, huffing and puffing, their slicked up bodies glistening in the Florida sun, which was momentarily blocked out as the "challenger" stepped past them, his heavy footfalls making the tarp sink into the sand, the baby oil pooling around the two exhausted bros.
"Holy fuck, bro. Look at the size of him!" Kevin gasped. The crowd had fallen silent. No one, it seemed, could believe what they were seeing.
The man stood 8 or 9 feet tall, at least. That was enough to cause heads to turn, but on top of that he had a Hagrid-like, bushy, salt-and-pepper beard, and the massive arms of a professional bodybuilder. He'd clearly lapsed in his ab routine, as his belly bulged out from under his outsized, swollen pecs like a hairy beach ball. He had tan skin, and was wearing aviator sunglasses, a tattered crop top, and metallic blue bikini bottoms, not unlike the pair that Kevin and Todd were wearing. He didn't seem to be experiencing the same effects of shrinkage that the two frat bros were, however. His manhood bulged proudly, swaying as he walked, testing the stitching of the bathing suit and leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. Every vein and curve of his dick was well-defined. The man knew what he had and was proud to flaunt it.
"Now THAT'S a real man," a woman in the crowd called out.
"Call me, daddy!" called out another.
"Whoooo," the others agreed.
The giant grinned down at Kevin and Todd who were frozen in place, like prey before a predator, betas being stared at by an alpha.
"Name's Hank. Friends call me Big Hank." He flexed, his already impressive guns bulging even further. His voice had a slight southern accent, a deep bass that been making panties drop since the early 80s. "Obviously."
Todd looked at Kevin, frantic. "Bro we can't beat that dude. He's enormous."
Kevin steeled himself. He wasn't afraid of a challenge, no matter how big.
"We got this bro. We're Alpha Alpha Alpha's remember? We never back down! Just follow my lead."
"Bro -"
Big Hank went to hand the microphone back to MC Huge Tits, who looked like Ann Darrow next to King Kong. Before she could take it, however, Kevin grabbed it and held it too close to his mouth, shouting as loud as he could,
"WE CAN TAKE YOU! ME AND TODD DON'T BACK DOWN, BRO. IT'S ON!"
He tossed the microphone at MC Huge Tits and swung around, raising his arms to get the crowd going again, always the showman.
MC Huge Tits laughed and shook her head.
"OUR PRETTY BOYS IN PINK HAVE CHALLENGED THE BEAST IN BLUE," she shouted.
"Hey, we ain't no pretty -" Kevin retorted, but MC Huge Tits just ignored him, continuing on.
"IF OUR PRETTY BOYS IN PINK CAN TAKE THE BEAST IN BLUE DOWN TOGETHER, THEY WILL EACH WIN 50 BUCKS! SEEM FAIR?"
The crowd of tipsy women whistled and cheered them on. A chant grew.
"Pretty boys! Pretty boys! Pretty boys!"
The giant stood, arms at his side, looking like an absolute freak of nature, and proud of every inch of his physique.
MC Huge Tits gestured to a cooler in the sand, and Kevin opened it. Inside were bottles and bottles of baby oil.
"GREASE HIM UP AND LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, PRETTY BOYS," she said more to the crowd than to him.
"Kev, let's just -"
"We don't back down, Todd. Ever." He retrieved a bottle of baby oil from the cooler, bending at the waist. The women whistled. Sensing an opportunity Big Hank reached down and snapped the much smaller man's speedo. The women went absolutely wild. It was clear Big "Beast in Blue" Hank was as much a showman as Pretty Boy Kevin.
Kevin's face turned crimson. He smiled. We got this, his expression said. Todd swallowed nervously, eyeing Big Hank, The Beast in Blue, their competition.
"Just follow my lead, Todd," Kevin said, steel in his voice, as he stared down the beast, and tossed a fresh bottle of oil to his anxious-looking frat bro.