Chapter One - Family-Friendly
"Face it, Heathcliff. It's a good deal," the man hurried to place the open folder under his nose and then began patting his forehead with a pristine white handkerchief.
The guy was probably holding that close just because he sweated profusely regardless of weather and the conditioned air blasted through the hidden ceiling fans.
Heathcliff balanced the pen in his hand. Should he really sign? He had his freedom to consider. And what was with all this bullcrap about a 'family-friendly image'? But the money was good, and he knew well that private lessons, no matter how overpriced, and social media followers, could not bring him where he wanted to be. His body, admired by millions, came with high maintenance. In other words, money.
So, yes, it was a good deal. He clicked the pen a few times, before writing down his name slowly, in calligraphic letters. The man watched him from the side, perched on his toes, like a bald eagle waiting for a meal.
"Done," he slammed the pen flat on top of the document.
"And the NDA," the man hurried to push the pen away and fished another document from the bottom.
Heathcliff frowned.
"What is this all about?" he asked, feeling irritated with the guy's insistence.
"They want you to maintain a certain image ..." the man trailed off.
"Family-friendly," Heathcliff said, pursing his lips.
He took the piece of paper, trying to make sense of the legalese dancing on the page. There had to be a place in hell for lawyers. Or, otherwise, divinity could not be possible.
"So, what do they want, exactly?" he demanded to know.
He had an idea what they wanted. But he wanted to hear it, loud and clear, from the man sweating through all his pores next to him. For the percentage the man took with both grabby hands, Heathcliff could feel no inclination to humor or pity him.
"Well?" he quirked an eyebrow.
"Well," the man repeated after him. "It would serve if you, ahem, kept your ... um, encounters, more out of the public eye?" the guy ended with a question mark.
Heathcliff shook his head.
"So do they have a problem with my sexuality?" he linked his fingers and placed his hands neatly in front of him.
After precisely two studied seconds, he turned to look the man in the eye.
"No, no," the man waved both his plump hands, "not at all. Only that ... the notoriety ... also the nature of some, ahem, encounters of the kind ..."
"Come on, Harry," Heathcliff smiled as he would have for a toothpaste ad, "this bad boy image draws followers by the ton."
For this particular occasion, Heathcliff had opted for a more conservative looking suit, and he knew that his body looked good wearing anything. His short blond beard had been trimmed to perfection. He had expected to meet someone from the company directly, but instead, his agent was playing the errand boy part. So, something had to give, and he wanted to know what.
"Yes, yes, that's true," his agent nodded enthusiastically. "But the company has a certain image to care for, as well. Come on, Heathcliff, you know you need this deal. This is how this business works. Your two million followers on social media mean nothing if you don't monetize your fanbase. Everybody does it," the man hurried to say.
Tell me about it, Heathcliff thought with an internal sigh. He was getting tired of marketing himself with no tangible results, except for a few celebrities willing to pay him a grand a day for the opportunity to train their over-tanned tushies to exhaustion. He was making good money, but not by far as much as he wanted to make.
The deal was good, indeed, and the sweaty piggy bidding his time to rub his hands next to him was right, he thought for the umpteenth time since he had entered the room. Only that it came at a damn price.
"So am I supposed to keep from sex? Take a celibacy vow?" Heathcliff pressed the matter, partly because he wanted to see the other squirm a little more. "Live like a monk?"
"Oh, no," the man waved again. "But, you know, maybe if you kept your ... dealings a bit away from the tabloids' spotlight ..."
"All right," Heathcliff exhaled and rubbed his chin in thought. "Now, is there anything else in this NDA that I should know about?"
"Well, for starters, you should not tell anyone of its existence ... since it's an NDA, after all, he, he. They would not like people to think that, ahem ..."
"They have something against a gay guy who's not already married with children," Heathcliff completed the stunted phrase his agent was trying to get out of his mouth.
"If you were, that would have made things a lot easier," the man joked, attempting a smile, and then deciding against it when Heathcliff set his piercing gaze on him.
Piercing blue eyes. A standard phrase tabloids loved to use when talking about him. Well, he hoped his eyes were piercing enough when he bore them into his helpless agent.
"Oh, so it's okay to be gay as long as you're a hetero-normative kind of gay," Heathcliff enunciated every word, to make sure that the other understood the message.
"Well," the man shifted from one foot to the other. "I would not put it this way ..."
"I would," Heathcliff interrupted him. "You know, I have a feeling that all this gay marriage stuff is somewhat working against a gay way of life. You know, it's not called the alternative lifestyle just because it sounds nice. It's about freedom," he began preaching, knowing well he was making the other uncomfortable like hell. "Freedom to have as many sex partners as you want without having imaginary regrets about not conforming to monogamy. Freedom to experiment. To live life to the fullest," he opened his arms wide.
"I don't disagree," the man hurried.
"I'm afraid that straight people agree with gay marriage just because they want to see us struggling to live by the same hypocritical and impossible standards that they have been carrying as a tight collar around their necks since the beginning of civilization," he added, fighting a smile.
"Yes, I see ..." Harry began to fidget even more.
Heathcliff laughed and patted the man's back. His agent sighed and relaxed a little.
"Come on, man, I'm just joking here. So, as long as I don't make the tabloids' headlines while selling these guys' protein shakes, we're good, right?"
"Yes," his agent exhaled, suddenly relieved.
"All right, let me sign the damn NDA, and be over with it," Heathcliff took the pen and scribbled down his name on the second document.
"Ah, wait," Harry said. "There is something else."
"What?" Heathcliff turned toward the man.
His irritation was starting to rear its head again.
"It's in the NDA," the agent said, somewhat reluctantly. "They will send someone to, ahem, assist you and, keep an eye on you?" the man added with a question mark and a purse of his lips, his head dipped into his shoulders, like he was waiting for something heavy to fall on his head.
"Keep an eye on me?" Heathcliff said slowly, adding the same question mark.
What could be the punishment for strangling his agent in a fit of annoyance? Harry was doing his best, though. But a babysitter?
"Yes," Harry said apologetically. "Not all the time, mind you, and he will not interfere with your life, in general. But he will help you with photo shoots, ads, everything pertaining to campaigns and the like. Also, he'll make sure that, ahem, the people you will choose to ... entertain with won't talk to tabloids."
"What?!" Heathcliff exclaimed. "What the hell are these people? Gangsters? What the hell do you mean by that? Family-friendly my ass! What's the name of that kind of family? The Sopranos?"
"No, no, no!" Harry hurried to appease him. "Nothing like that. He will just have your partners sign NDAs. No gangsters!" the man set his hands flat and upright to prove the solemnity of his words.
"Hmm," Heathcliff's eyes narrowed when he looked at the other. "Are you sure? Because if I see some Fat Tony knocking down my door just to check where my dick has been, we're going to have a problem. Capisci?" he could not stop from joking.
Harry laughed this time. The man was way too tense. Maybe it was not a good idea to play with the guy's blood pressure.
"Harry, you should look over the diet plan I sent you," he pointed the finger at the guy.
"I did, I did," the man said quickly, averting his eyes.
Heathcliff sighed. He could understand the man. Keeping up with a diet and an exercise regimen wasn't easy. That was why he chose to unwind by hooking up with the hottest guys he could get his hands on. Letting go of his only hobby was not precisely how he wanted to make a breach in the industry and start making some real money.
He wasn't a man all up for wretched excess, but he liked his sexual encounters to be unrestricted if he were to choose a term to describe them. Therefore the idea of having some middle-aged straight man, most probably married for 12 years and with zero sex life, look over his shoulder and shake his head in disapproval was most unpalatable.
"I'm glad you signed, Heathcliff," his agent chose to change the subject.
"Okay. But I will not give up on sex," he stared at the guy, keeping the signed documents under his palm, not allowing Harry to grab them just yet.
"No, no, that will be absurd," the man said.
"Here you go then," Heathcliff took the signed papers and handed them gallantly to his agent. "So when should I meet or expect this babysitter?"
"Oh, he will drop by your place sometime over the next few days if that is fine by you. I will give him your number so he can call you and announce his visit in advance."
"Sure thing. Feel free to send him my schedule, too. This way, I think he'll quickly find a way to bother me when I'm not supposed to be bothered," he made another joke.
"I will communicate him all the details," Harry said. "Thank you for this, Heathcliff. We're making headway, I'm telling you. Endorsements, deals, they'll start to pour now. So, you know, let's just make it happen and keep these people happy," the man put the signed documents into his suitcase.
"Of course," Heathcliff smiled.