"My husband always wants a blowjob but I'm not really into it..." she confided in me.
"Are you telling me this because you just want to get it off your chest, or are you interested in hearing a man's thoughts on the matter?" I responded thoughtfully.
She paused for a moment and continued.
"Honestly, can you guys even imagine what a girl feels like when she has to do that to please her man? Really?..."
I could have told her that I in fact do know, but I thought it best to allow her to continue her rant.
"It's not that Tom's dick is huge or smells bad. It's not that his sperm is nasty or repulsive... it's just that I don't understand why he's just not satisfied pumping it into my juicy pussy! After all, that's what it's meant for!" She paused again and took a sip of her wine.
"I really want to make him happy and keep him satisfied but if he wants blowjobs he's going to need to find someone else to give them to him. I mean... I'll certainly suck on him a little to get him hard, but I'm not interested in making my jaw sore and getting his goo in my mouth and all over my face. Gross." She said as she frowned in disgust.
We both took another sip of wine.
"So Brandon, what are your thoughts? Am I being unreasonable?"
We had just met for a drink at the bar across from Tom's office to wait for him to finish his work. Then we had plans to go out to dinner and maybe see a movie. My wife was at a conference and wouldn't be home until late so I'd accepted Sue's offer to spend the evening with her and Tom. Tom's project was taking much longer to complete that he anticipated so Sue and I had been here at the bar longer than we'd planned. We were beginning to feel the affects of the wine, both of us feeling a bit of a glow as we continued to talk.
"You're not being completely unreasonable Sue. In my experience I've found few women who really enjoyed giving head..." I began to say.
"What do you mean completely?!" She interrupted.
"Well, I mean, it's normal for a man to enjoy the feeling of love that comes with putting his dick into a lover's mouth. It's different than fucking. It's emotional." I took another sip of wine and continued to explain "The sensation of a lover using their mouth and hands to give the ultimate pleasure, with virtually no expectation of reciprocation, to work for and accept his seed willingly...wantonly. Ahhhhh, that is a feeling that a man cannot get any other way."
"Oh I don't know why I'm asking you" she said showing some frustration with my answer "how would you even know. Marci" (my wife) "probably enjoys it so you probably get head all the time." She said with another frown.
There was another pause as we each sipped our wine.
"Unfortunately that is not the case. I wish it was, but it's not. Marci used to pleasure me that way but that was years ago. She doesn't seem to have the desire anymore. She's like you...a little sucking to get me hard, then it goes right into her pussy." I smiled and looked into Sue's eyes "it's okay though, I get it."
"So Brandon" Sue leaned in and softly asked "can you, as a guy, even imagine what it would be like to perform a blowjob? Have you ever put yourself in a position to think about having a big (and believe me, even the smaller ones are big in your mouth) hard dick pushing into your mouth to a point where it sometimes gags you? Can you imagine doing that for fifteen or twenty minutes? Until your jaw hurts! And then, after all that, you have to deal with all the cum!
It's gross! Wouldn't you agree, Brandon?"
I stayed silent as I contemplated my response. Sue and Tom had been friends since our kids were little, we'd spent a lot of time together as couples but the two of us had never had a conversation like this. I didn't know if I could be honest with her or if I should just shut up and agree with her.
"Brandon?" She said "your thoughts?"
The wine made me decide to be honest with her.
"You know Sue. I haven't always been married to Marci."
I paused.
"I might actually be able to relate more than you think..."
Sue's eyes lit up expressing her shock and curiosity... she leaned closer.
"So yes, I have put myself in a position to understand. I agree that there is a physical investment of time and some discomfort. I agree that unless you're a person who sees the end result as a prize, it could be considered 'gross." I continued. "At the same time, it's a wonderful expression of love and from my experience, well worth the discomfort."
Sue was stunned by my answer. She sipped her wine and looked away as she processed what I'd just told her.
She turned back abruptly and asked "Oh my god Brandon! You're gay?!?" She said as she practically spit her wine everywhere. She was truly in shock at the thought.
Calmly I stated "Bisexual or pansexual... just horny... might be more accurate, but yes, I have enjoyed the physical love of another man a few times in my life." I answered
"I need details." She said. "I want to know how you can just hook up with a man but still go on to live a straight married life."
"Sometimes sex is just sex. Sometimes you can express physical affection without becoming soul mates. You had one-night stands or casual hook-ups when you were young didn't you?" I asked.
"Yes, but I didn't have gay hook-ups!" She said.
"Well for the record, I never went out looking for a 'gay hook-up.' The circumstances just occurred and the acts of love naturally followed. I still have fond memories of my experiences."
We sat quietly for a while as she processed.
She sipped her wine slowly and finally looked up at me and asked: