"Whooie, see the jugs on that one? 36D tits."
"42J easy, Lamont," Phil, in the middle, responded to the big black bruiser to his right.
"You guys have no idea what them measurements mean," retorted small guy Barry, sitting to Phil's left on the concrete wall. The building they were constructing was behind them. They were on their lunch break, sitting on the wall, ogling women passing by on the sidewalk, and eating lunch out of McDonald's sacks.
"Both sizes mean big bazooms," Lamont responded. "Not that you would have any interest in that, Barry baby."
"Hey, go easy on him," Phil, foreman of the crew both Lamont and Barry were on, admonished him. "Barry's OK. He don't make no advances on anyone and he does his job as well as any regular guy does. What about that babe there, the 42J who just passed by? This is her third trip by. She looks you over good, Lamont, on each pass. You gonna chase her or not? You're always talkin' about what you can do in twenty minutes, and we got that much lunchtime left. She's got the hots for you. So, what yer gonnaβ?"
"What do I got for her? I got nine inches for her," Lamont said, uncurling his six-foot-two, 215 pounds of ebony muscle off the wall, stretching, and turning in the direction the big-titted black girl had walked in.
"You got the keys to the Maxwell building still?" Phil asked. "It's down that way, not much further than you can catch up to her."
"Yeah, I've got the keys." He stood, turned in the direction the woman had been strutting off after slowing down when she passed them the third time and gave the big black stud the eye.
"So, you really gonna do this and give us all the juicy details while we work this afternoon?" Phil asked.
"Yeah, I'm gonna do this," Lamont said, taking a step in the commitment direction. "You wanna come along and hold her down and take some notes on what a real man does, Barry?"
Barry didn't respond. Phil did, though. "I said to leave him alone, Lamont. He pulls his weight here and don't hit on anybody."