Who's bigger?
You come to our place and after a brief chat, the two guys get naked. Wife will stroke both cocks and decide which is bigger. Whoever has the bigger dick will be rewarded by getting sucked by the other guy while she watches.
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Pretty clear what the deal is with this ad. I'd been going a bit crazy during the lockdown and was looking for a way to celebrate getting back in the saddle. I replied and kicked off a long conversation. We grew tired of emails and traded text numbers. This was escalating quickly.
I'm competitive and clearly so is he. The taunting back and forth was delicious. We settled on a few more rules. The loser would not be allowed to cum. The winner decides where to deposit his load. He had nice home gym in half of his garage. Somehow that would be involved but we stopped short of scripting it.
I was a bit cautious about her alone deciding the winner. Size is subjective. My big nuts better help the cause. He joked about having a big head for me to explore. I also knew that my capacity as a grower was my advantage. I look average, at least to start with anyhow. I love the surprised looks when I about double.
I finally got an address and did the street view. This is the part of town where my fairly new Toyota would conspicuously be the cheap car. Good for him. His Audi won't help him win this race.
An hour ahead I took a blue pill. I was going to be at my best.
I texted a trusted buddy the address and shared my location with him. He's into all sorts of bi stuff but I knew damn well not to take such a bet with him. Genetics did me a favor but he won the damn dick lottery. He very much enjoyed being the big man in our crew.
I felt the high nasal congestion that I get from boner pills. No matter. I wasn't going to be breathing through my nose with a mouthful of junk anytime soon. His hints in the continuing messages led me to think he'd lost more than once before. I'll take the easy win.
I picked out a combination of underwear and my best shorts that present me very well. Psychological advantage.
The time came to leave. Confidence matters in sports and other games, and I was ready.
The drive over was a snap. I passed Koch Drive and got a snicker from it. My inner teenager was present and ready to unload. I parked down the street several houses, telling myself it was for the shade.
The door opened on the first knock. Shit. He's 6'4." But there are as many undersized tall men in the showers as big shorties. Doesn't mean anything.
He directed me inside and had me strand in front of his wife. I'm no expert on bra sizes but damn! I got a weird vibe like she wasn't fully into this scene but I peeled off my shirt and gave her something nice to look at. He took off his. Not starting strong there buddy. She glanced between me and the television. This was all his idea, clearly.