I had a hard time deciding a category for this story. I was stuck between erotic horror, nonhuman, and gay male. Since the series is named after two male characters and is mostly about their relationship I decided to place this in the Gay Male category. That being said Revere is bisexual so there will be some heterosexual sex between a certain hot cop, so be warned.
Sadly, I am not a grammar expert. So, please forgive me on my grammar skills.
This is rated m for mature. There will be sex, and all characters in these sexual acts are eighteen or older. There will be violence, nudity, adult language, and whatever else is in that little green square.
Thanks for reading,
~WolfFather
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Revere waited in the living room. The walls, painted in a pastel shade of blue, adorned the faces of the Sinclair family. As far as Revere could tell it was an average enough household. They had two kids, liked to eat barbecue, and if the framed portrait of Jesus among the photos was taken into consideration, were God fearing folk. They probably had a firearm hidden in the house somewhere too, that was Texas for you.
Revere sipped from a glass of sweet iced tea Mrs. Sinclair had offered him at his arrival. It had not taken long, perhaps five minutes for him to find the marijuana in their daughter's room. What was taking up his time was waiting for Mr. Sinclair to come back from the ATM with his payment. He had a cash only policy, some forgot this little tidbit, or didn't believe in his services and refused to pay if no drugs were found. The two were both equally annoying. This was his last stop however, and he was not feeling remotely caring this evening to think about which category the Sinclair's fell under.
He crunched on an ice cube absentmindedly as he watched the news. He couldn't hear the television over the yelling in the kitchen, not that he really needed to. It was the same shit that the media had been shoveling out for the past month. The Human Supremacy Society protesting at the Temple of Eternal Life. A few religious groups had recently joined among them, feeling threatened, and rightly so. The temple promised exactly what their name suggested and unlike most they could prove it.
A loud crash from the kitchen made Revere wince, Mrs. Sinclair's yelling growing ever higher. A sympathetic smile spread across his face for the youth who was receiving the woman's wrath.
He raised his glass to the savior on the wall. "You smoked some cannabis in your time didn't you J.C.?" He finished off his glass and nodded. "Yeah, bet ya did."
He smelled Mr. Sinclair's aftershave before the man appeared out of the hall, openly staring, oblivious his guest stared right back from the corner of his eye. Revere learned from an early age that humans thought he was ignoring them or being rude if he didn't turn his head directly at them, even though he could see them just fine.
He patiently waited for his host to address him, acting interested in the television.
"Mr. Wilder," Revere faced the man, unable to mask his grimace at being addressed as 'Mr. Wilder'. "I have your payment."
Crashing possibly of breaking plateware, with shouts in between each crash erupted from the kitchen. "Grounded for six months- no good hipster friends-unbelievable-grounded forever!"
Mr. Sinclair rubbed his balding head. "She is not usually like this. She's a good girl, I promise you."
Revere cocked an eyebrow, handing the empty glass over in exchange for the bills. "She makes good tea at least."
Mr. Sinclair blinked his blue watery eyes in confusion.
Revere made his way to the front door. The warm breeze licked his skin as he closed it behind him. He half expected the man to take offense at the jab towards his wife and follow him out, it wouldn't be the first time. He sighed in slight agitation as he heard the snap of the door being locked.
"Don't worry pal, I'm not barging in there anytime soon."
The sun felt great after being in the chilly air-conditioned house. He scented the fresh trimmed lawn and well kept magnolias with his tongue as he strode towards his baby. A Jeep Wrangler Rubicon with a Crush clear coat.
A boy wearing an Astros baseball hat gawked at him from the neighbors house, tripping over his skateboard.
"Look Dad, it's an Abomination!"
"Jimmy," the dad scolded from the porch.
"What? What I say?"
"They don't like to be called that."
Jimmy frowned at his father. "You call them that."
The man blushed glancing in Revere's direction. "Not in front of them," he hissed.
Revere smiled slightly, opening his car door.
The boy turned at the sound and raised his voice. "Hey dude, you can drive?"
"Jimmy!"
Revere tilted his head toward the boy ignoring the father all together. "No kid, I just like to sit in it. Ya know, for fun."
Unexpectedly the boy laughed, and he couldn't help but chuckle with him as he got in and started the ignition.
"That guy's cool," Jimmy said as he went back to his skateboard. "You see his tongue when he was walkin'?"
"Wait until your Mom gets home, we're going to have a long discussion about this."
"So cool, like a snake."
Revere pulled out of the driveway and stuck his tongue out at Jimmy, who tripped on his skateboard for the second time. It was a good pay day, and to celebrate he did what he always did on good days. He went to get some ice cream.
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Frank's Frozen Custard was small and hidden behind a AMC movie theater, and it was packed. Voted best ice cream in Houston for three years now. Even with the good press most took one look at it and drove off. The shop needed a fresh coat of paint, the walls peeled the white layer like a burnt tourist. Only the red sign on top was regularly maintained. The shop had two windows, one was always open for the public and it's twin always shut.
Revere parked and waited for the signal.
A minute or two later, an outline of a tall figure in a top hat appeared through the unwashed window. Revere got out, passing the long centipede of impatient human bodies. He felt the line buzz in agitation. The regulars ignored him, some even waved.
Sam, a small sunflower of a girl in high school, manned the window tonight. Her face brightened when she noticed him. She swept a few loose strands of blond hair out of her face, cheeks growing light pink.
"Hey Rev, the usual?"
"Yes, thanks."
"Hey girl, what the fuck is this shit?" Revere glared at the man next to him without moving his head, he was a fat man that resembled a pig. "This freak's cutting."
Sam glanced apologetically at Revere, and quickly to the top hatted figure beside her. A bony black hand patted her on the shoulder and Sam relaxed. "No sir, he isn't. He's at the other window. Now, what would you like to order?"
The man scowled and pointed at the dust covered glass. "That window ain't even in use."
"Sir, what-would-you-like-this-evening?" Sam asked slowly like she would for a person hard of hearing.
"I-I don't know yet, give me a second." The people near enough to hear moaned.
The window screeched open. Sunken eyes the color of blood oranges examined him below the top hat. Frank wore a different hat each day of the week. Today he wore the purple silk one that had a peacock feather on the side. A few people tried to get a glance at the mysterious owner but human eyesight was crap to say the least.
"Wilder." Frank's long fingers covered in rings held out a cone with three scoops, each one a different flavor. Cookie dough, Brownie batter, and Peanut butter. It was finished off with hot fudge and caramel with two chocolate cookies on top. It was a thing of beauty, truly.
Revere took the cone and pushed a small sealed black bag towards the tall man. "Frank."
The old man's sharp teeth bared in glee as he examined the contents. "Good lord, you've been busy son." Frank's cajon accent thickened when he got excited.
"Yes, sir."
Frank's pupils tightened into vertical slits as he narrowed his eyes at the young man. "You still solo? You know how I feel bout you working alone. You should reach out, lord knows you're better than any ol' mutt around."
"Night Frankie, see ya next week."
"Next week? Who you foolin', Revie? You'll be here tomorrow." Frank smirked and closed the window with a hard screechy snap.
Revere ate one of the cookies off the top and waved to Sam. "Later sweetheart."
"See ya Cookie Monster."
The woman next at the window, attached to a girl with pigtails, admired Wilder's treat as he walked back to the parking lot. "What was that thing?"
"Someone who needs to eat a salad," Sam said loud enough so he could hear. "You're going to get fat, Wilder!"
He held up a rude hand gesture over his shoulder. Sam just laughed.
"No I meant-"
"It's the Rev Special you want one?"
The girl held up two small fingers. "We want two."
The woman chuckled. "One's fine, we can split it."
Revere smiled, content, at peace with the world. He watched three boys play pickle in a patch of grass near the parking lot as he ate.
He understood children, adults were filled with complexities and hatred for his kind. Children were not yet sunken into the opinions of their parents. Never gave him that familiar cold leveled look. Often than not they were just curious.