Part 3
At the last minute, I decided to attend the graveside funeral of Lucas to lend support to my solitary neighbor. I was glad I did when I saw how few people attended. Two women in black (presumably the sisters), two thuggish-looking men, a preacher, and Evan. Detective Hardesty and a uniformed officer stood off to the side. By the hearse were four pallbearers from the funeral home. The preacher was already reciting a passage, so I exchanged a nod with Evan as I stood on the opposite side of the grave.
The service was mercifully brief and ended with some canned dirges playing from portable speakers. Evan approached the sisters. They sneered as he shook their hands and offered a few words of condolences. After a brief but cutting silence, the women turned and made their way to a bright red rent-a-car.
One thug approached Evan, the other came my way. Extending his hand, he said to me, "I don't think we've met."
I did my best impression of steely resolve and ignored his hand. "We still haven't."
He snorted as we locked eyes. "Wrong answer." He cast a disdainful glare at the watchful cops and left.
I looked over to Evan. He was wincing at the force of the other brute's handshake as the man bent close and spoke in hushed tones. The cops moved closer to afford protection and exchanged cold stares with the man before he moved off. The two men then walked to a black SUV with impenetrably dark windows, occasionally glaring over their shoulders at Evan, the cops, and me.
Evan was ashen as I walked up to him. Detective Hardesty arrived at the same time.
"What just happened?" I asked.
Evan's voice trembled slightly, "I think you'd call it a graveside shakedown."
"What did he say?" Hardesty asked. "Exact words."
"He said, quote: Your fag husband owed us a hundred-eighty grand. Make it cash, no check."
Hardesty wasn't convinced. "Is that all?"
Evan's voice wavered. "He said he doesn't like guns and prefers a knife. It makes things more personal that way."
That seemed to satisfy Hardesty. "Do you have someplace you can go for a while? Maybe a friend or family in another city? As in a city far away?"
That unsettled Evan even more. "No, not really. You think it's that bad?"
"They've already killed one man," the detective said. "How about your security system?"
"The best that money can buy. I have some valuable paintings and things." Evan began to panic. "Oh my god, should I get a gun?"
"You?" The detective snorted derisively. "No." Hardesty had the bedside manner of a zombie. "Just make sure everything's locked tight. It's a gated community so that's something. The best I can do is keep a patrol car close."
Then the detective turned to me. "Nice job, by the way."
I was taken aback by his tone. "Well, what was I supposed to do?"
"Not come in the first place."
"You're not offering much in the way of assurance."
"Don't worry, we're doing our job." The detective turned back to Evan. "We'll follow you home. Then I recommend you stay there until you can go far away."
Evan and I exchanged texts over the next few days but, other than that, he heeded the Detective's advice. I did a grocery run for the two of us that included a stop at the liquor store. Times like this call for a proper dose of alcohol.
As for me, I worked out in the clubhouse gym rather than running the cart paths at first light. I was taking no risks. The thugs could be lurking anywhere. I went into the office for client meetings. Other than that, I worked from home. The one thing I did was stay away from Evan's door. The guarded gate meant we couldn't be watched from a car, but it wasn't difficult to wander onto a golf course. A chain link fence offers scant protection.
It was the third night after the funeral that the stillness was shattered by a blaring siren and a blast of floodlights. I bolted from my bed to the window in time to see a figure fight his way through the hedge lining Evan's backyard and sprint across the 13th fairway.
By the time I got dressed and made it to my neighbor's front door, a cop car was already there. Another raced up seconds later. I entered Evan's condo close on the heels of the second cop. Once inside, I leaned against a kitchen counter, observing patiently while Evan and the first officer talked at the table. After a minute, the second cop went outside to check the yard. Eventually, the cop talking with Evan asked me if I had seen anything.
"Just a figure, I'm guessing maybe six feet tall, crashing through the bushes and running off. He had on a dark hoodie so I can't add much else."
The second cop returned. "Bagged and tagged a pry bar. Standard tool for burglars. No scratches on the window so he didn't get that far before the alarm went off."
I stayed with Evan after the cops left. He was appropriately shaken considering a potential murderer had tried to break into his house. I had seen enough TV to devise a plan, but Evan wasn't so sure. "Not even tell the cops?"
I admit I might have been overly paranoid. "Trust no one. Just tell them you're leaving and you'll be checking your email if they need to contact you."
"What about Lucy Fur?"
"Make a big deal of leaving her with me. Use a transport cage and bring her to my front door."
"Okay. I can't believe you're doing this for me. I'll never be able to repay your kindness."
We went over every step of the plan again and again. I didn't even allow him to take notes. Then he gave me one of his long, tight hugs, really more of an embrace. I almost had to pry him off me. First light was wedging open the edge of night as I made my way home.
Evan bought a same-day ticket to New York. It cost a fortune but he could afford it. He dropped off Lucy and a bag of supplies with me. Then he drove to the airport and left his car where it could be easily seen. He checked a bag at the ticket counter.
I had shown him how to remove his phone battery and he did so once he had made it to the gate. He boarded the plane, then made an excuse at the last minute to disembark with his carry-on bag. That way he was on the manifest but would not be included in the flight attendant's head count. Then he went to the gate of another airline and waited facing outward with his head buried in a newspaper. A person walking through the concourse could not possibly recognize him. At precisely 4:30, at the height of the airport rush hour, he left the terminal through the arrival doors of a third airline where I was waiting at curbside. He got in the back seat and promptly lay on the floor. Only after my garage door had closed did he lift his head.
That night we toasted as if we'd pulled off a prison break. "It was a perfect plan," Evan exclaimed raising his chardonnay.
Our glasses clinked. "And you were like Jason Bourne the way you nonchalantly disappeared in the back seat."
"Foolproof. Right down to an old suitcase filled with Lucas's clothes that will be unclaimed at JFK."
"One less trip to Goodwill."
"Not even Jason Bourne would have come up with that. You thought of everything."
"I hope so. I've never harbored a fugitive from the mob before."
"My hero." Evan threw his arms around my neck in an exuberant hug. As usual, he lingered and drifted into an embrace. His mouth was close. I felt his breath on my ear as he whispered, "I can't believe you."
He pulled a scant distance away, arms still encircling my neck. Those green eyes mooned into mine, our lips were a quick kiss apart. He continued, "No one has ever been so kind."
The moment hung there with its gravity and temptation. Surrender would be so simple. I felt my face grow hot and hoped it would be mistaken for embarrassment. "Enough, Fair Damsel. Let's take this to the living room."
Evan laughed an apology. "Alright, alright. But let's not kid ourselves." He brandished the bottle of chardonnay. "We're gonna need this with us."
I settled into my chair with Lucy ensconced in my lap. He sat close by on the couch. The blushing rays of sunset peaked around the drapes. "God, I wish we could sit on the patio," he lamented. "It's such a beautiful evening."
"Me, too. But you have got to keep to the rules. Drapes closed. No leaving the house. Don't even peek out the window if someone rings the door."
Evan grabbed the remote and scrolled through my music library. He seemed suddenly wistful and selected the Cowboy Junkies. Beautiful but somber stuff. "Where did things go wrong?"
I was surprised at the suggestion. "It didn't. We pulled it off without a hitch."
"I mean with you. Your marriage. You're the last guy that should be alone."
"I really don't..."
"No. Alan. You know everything about me but my hat size. You are fucking gorgeous. You're kind, you're charming and you're alone. It makes no sense that you're cooped up this way. What the fuck, Alan?"
"It's a long story. I don't want to get into it."
"We've got nothing but time and," he hoisted the bottle, "there's plenty more of this."
I don't know why, maybe it was the music. The Junkies started to sing I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry. Maybe that was why. I told him the story. The whole story except for one part. The part where it had been a man I cheated with. I left that out. And the other part. The part that I couldn't even speak to myself.
Still, I wound up crying. Bawling, really. Maybe it was the fucking music.
"Blood was gushing from her hand. I wanted to help her. She wouldn't let me. At first, she wouldn't even help herself. Blood was just pouring from the gash in her hand and she just kept yelling 'Get out' and 'This is not your home anymore.'"
Evan perched on the arm of the chair and just held me as I wept. The album was over and the silence was pitiful with my sobs.
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The next morning, I left before Evan was up. Frankly, I was avoiding him. My two-year sequestration had come to an abrupt end when I decided to harbor a veritable stranger from thugs. My inviolable personal space had been breached and the result was me being drunk and weeping in a man's arms on the very first day.
In the clubhouse gym, I ran the treadmill as if I was being chased by howling banshees. I pounded the heavy bag until my knuckles were bruised and then ran some more. When it was over, I reeked of rancid sweat and purged toxins but the anger and resentment remained. I showered and donned my work attire then escaped to the office.
It was after three o'clock when I headed home. I had decided I was not going to be a piteous confessant in my own home. We could rent Evan a hotel room in my name. The thugs wouldn't find him there. I mean, how sophisticated could they be? Apparently, they ran their operation from a titty bar. We weren't dealing with the creme de la creme of crime. My impulsive savior syndrome was going to end as abruptly as it started.
I was about to turn into my driveway when I saw him. One of the thugs leaning on a massive oak tree separating the 7th Tee from the street. He was smoking as he surveilled Evan's home. I pulled into my driveway and watched him in the rearview mirror. I could feel him glowering from hooded eyes. He started toward me.
I dialed 911 as I exited the car and put my cell on speaker phone so he could hear.
"This is 911. What is your emergency?"
The thug was halfway across the street approaching undeterred.
"A person of interest in the murder of Lucas Gunnerson is prowling on private property and threatening me."
He was on my driveway before he stopped.
"A person of interest?"
