As Ethan came in from work, he saw his roommate, Jon, on the couch watching TV. Jon wasn't moving so he assumed that he was asleep. He was still wearing his clothes from work, which, for a construction worker were tight t-shirts, tight jeans, and work boots.
"Hey," Jon said, barely turning around to see Ethan setting down his briefcase and taking his jacket off.
"Hey, Marley out of town?" It was the fourth night in a row that Jon was home when Ethan got home. Usually Jon was gone by the time Ethan got home, which made him really enjoy being Jon's roommate.
"Fuck her."
"Whoa. What's your problem?"
"Nothin'."
"No, seriously, you've been moping around the place for a week."
"You don't wanna know."
"I asked, lay it on me," Ethan said, sitting down in the chair, loosening his tie.
"Marley and I broke up."
He and Marley had been dating since before Jon and Ethan starting rooming together four years ago, so it made sense for him to be depressed.
"Did she say why?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
Ethan went into the kitchen and got him a beer. "Here, you need this." Because the one in Jon's hand was probably warm. And warm beer is no good.
"Thanks."
Ethan sat down in the chair "What are you watching?"
"Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman...We used to watch it together....It's her favorite show."
Oh god...this couldn't get any worse. "You probably shouldn't be watching that then."
Jon muted the tv and started to talk. He talked a lot, which was weird for Ethan since they had never really hung out before. Their arrangement was merely a financial one and they rarely saw each other, so he wasn't prepared for all the talking he could do. And it seemed like he couldn't get out of it, so he settled in to listen to the story he really didn't want to hear. How Jon and Marley met, how they started dating after that, how they'd determined to spend their life together, despite the supposed difficulties they would encounter - she was headed for a big time political career and he was going to be in a construction management job...eventually. Yeah, come to think of it, they never really did belong together. He was always bit of a brute, though he would say that he was just masculine; and she was maybe just a little stuck up, always in her suits and carrying a briefcase...
"She says I don't fit."
"Well, I mean, I can't think of any politician whose spouse works construction."
"No, dude, fit. Physically."
"I'm sorry, I must have tuned out, what are you talking about?"
"She says that I'm too big, that we can't have sex."
"That's ridiculous. Anybody can have sex with anybody."
He didn't say anything.
"Well, how big are you, exactly?"
"Ten and a half."
Yeah right. Men always talk about how big they are, and they usually add on a few inches when they know the other man won't find out the truth.
Jon didn't move. Ethan figured he was right. Maybe he was above average, but certainly not ten and a half...that's ridiculous. Ethan was six and a half, and the idea that Jon was adding on four inches, well, that's just preposterous. "She must be really tight," Ethan said.
"I'm telling you dude, it's me."
"Whatever. Prove it."
Maybe it was the beer, or the four beers he had before the one Ethan gave him, or maybe he was just too depressed to care, but whatever it was, he unzipped his pants and pulled out his meat. Ethan could tell that it was only about seven inches, but he immediately started jerking himself and he quickly began to grow, despite the beers.
"I haven't cum in two weeks and you want me to prove something, this won't take long." Jon was right, in just a few minutes, he was hard and that thing was more than ten and a half inches. It was a lethal fucking weapon.
"This is why she calls me a big boy. Even though she can't do much with it."
Ahem. "Well, what have you tried?"
"Everything. Dildos, patience, lots of lube...seems the most she can take is 8, 8 and a half." He continued to jerk himself, slowly, and as for Ethan, well, he wasn't sure how any man -- gay or straight -- could take his eyes off of it.
"I could deal with her only taking that much, if I could for once get someone to take all of it...I just want one good fuck with my cock buried to the hilt."
"I can take it." Ethan's eyes were so focused on Jon's tower that he didn't realize what he'd just said. Didn't realize that he'd said anything at all.
Jon stopped his jerking, turned his head toward Ethan. "What?"
"What?"
"What did you say?"
Suddenly it all came back to Ethan...he started to stammer, to try to make something, anything up, to get out of what he'd just said. "Well, I mean, if I were, um, a woman, you see, and um, if I were dating a great person, I would do my best to, um, care for him as much as he wanted."