Once upon a time, there was a prince named Snow. He was named that because his skin was white as snow and it was snowing. His mother Queen Mary was kind of lazy when it comes to thinking of names. He lived a happy life until his 18th birthday where his father James dropped dead of a heart attack in the middle of the ball.
His mother remarried shortly afterward to a Duke's second son named Sebastian. Since Mary was Queen by birth, he was only royal consort. A fact that left a bitter taste in Sebastian's mouth.
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Sebastian pulled the book in the library that opened the door to his secret room. He made sure it closed behind him and strutted over to the mirror.
"Mirror, am I still the most handsome man in the kingdom?"
The mirror fogged up as the face of bald man formed in the mirror. "Sir, I thought we had discussed the fact that I would like to be called Anton. Being called Mirror is degrading."
Sebastian rolled his eyes. "Fine. Anton, am I still the most handsome man in the kingdom?"
"Well, I think a lot of people consider the huntsman Leon to be the most handsome man in the kingdom." Anton winced as he anticipated Sebastian's reaction.
"He's black, so he doesn't count! White men, Anton," Sebastian roared as he stopped himself from striking the mirror.
"Uh, by the standard of white men, Prince Snow is the winner. His skin, his striking black hair, his 6'2" muscular build, his thick cock and that ass..." Anton stopped as he realized what he was saying. "Sir, you're the most handsome in your age group. Your hair is still a glorious shade of blond and isn't graying. You look amazing for 37. And beauty is subjective. It probably isn't healthy to measure yourself up to others."
Sebastian was shaking. "It is bad enough that I'm not going to be king, but I can not abide that rosy cheeked sodomite to be considered more attractive than me! He doesn't even like me. Me?! I've been married to his mother for two years and he won't even call me Papa! Or make a pass at me."
"Sir, you fornicate with men as well. I see everything," Anton said gently.
Sebastian was pacing. "When I fuck a man, I'm being charitable. It is a privilege to experience my penis in any orifice. When Snow does it, he's a filthy pervert who is violating the laws of man. Got it?" Sebastian stopped pacing. "Show me Prince Snow, Anton."
The mirror fogged up again as Anton's face disappeared and an image of Snow plowing an 18 year old stable boy Jasper in the hay appears. Sweat dripped down Snow's face as he picked up the pace of fucking Jasper who was on all fours.
Sebastian sneered. "I was with that stable boy last week. 'Oh, master. I've never felt this way before!' Traitor." Sebastian looked at Snow's cock thrusting in and out of Jasper's ass. "Anton, what is the size of Snow's penis?"
The image of Snow hitting Jasper's prostate disappeared and Anton's face reappeared. "Prince Snow is the same as your penis in length. 8 inches, but he is thicker than you."
Sebastian picked up a chair and threw it across the room. "That's the last straw. I'm going to kill him."
Anton's jaw dropped. "Sir, you can't just kill your stepson because your jealous of his manhood and beauty!"
"Watch me!" Sebastian scratched his chin as he pondered. "If I poisoned him, that would be too obviously murder. What if I just maimed him? I could train some birds to peck his eyes out so he won't be beautiful anymore. No. Then he'd get so much sympathy ass. But if I kill him, Mary will still be Queen and I'll still be nothing but the husband who fucks her while she lies there like a star fish."
Sebastian walked over to the ornate table to the left and picked up his grimoire. "There's a spell in here to switch bodies." Sebastian flipped through the pages until he reached it. "Ah, yes. Here it is." Sebastian cackled. "I'll kill him after he's in my body and I'm in his. I'm going to be the most handsome white man in the kingdom and king." Sebastian clapped. "Now I'm going to take my clothes off, so you can compliment every part of my body. Don't be stingy with the praise."
Anton wished he could smash himself to avoid having to think of nice things to say about Sebastian's nipples and elbows again.
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