It's a late Friday night and I'm feeling it bad, making the rounds with my pool cue, lookin' for a game and some possible action. The local place, Lefty's is about half full but not too jumping. No one at the table. Well, hell If you ain't got no one to play with, you might as well play with yourself.
I move to the table and rack for a solitary game of 8-ball against myself, wondering who will win, me or me, unsheathe my maple sword and screw it together.
"Hi", a voice says. Mind if I play?"
"Suits me."
"Name's Lance."
"My god," I think, "Lance!" It's all I can do to keep from ogling his jeans to check out his 'lance'.
"Mine's Jeff." We shake hands. Am I imagining it or does he hold my hand just a bit long, just a hair warmly? He is not tall, maybe 5'8". A dozen or so years younger than my 34 years. Well formed, but not huge pecs, abs, and biceps are outlined beneath his forest green silk shirt. Slim hips, trim legs and the cutest tight little buns fill designer jeans faded in all the right places. Dark swarthy good looks. A little mustache and well trimmed goatee frame a smile that would launch ships. A sharp little V of a tickler sits beneath his lower lip. I start to fantasize about where it might tickle me.
"Flip you for the break?"
Fishing in the pocket of my pearl grey wool slacks, I pull out a quarter. "Heads or tails?"
"Tails."
"Sorry, my break!"
"Straight eight, right?"
"Yep!"
I move a little closer. His scent is a wild male musk. My hormones start pumping. How about a little wager?" I say.
"How much?"
"Well I say, dropping my voice. If you win I'll give you fifty bucks."
"And if you win?"
"If I win you've got to give me some of your time, come to my place for a while." I am taking a big chance here because I am not at all sure about his inclinations. I might even get the shit kicked out of me.
"Uh, what did you have in mind?"
"Well, we can decide that later. A couple of hours of your company. Maybe a couple of drinks, smoke a joint or two."
"That's all? Just my 'company'?"
"Sure, well I mean it's boring as hell in here except for the pool table."
"And that's worth fifty bucks to you?"
"Why not? I've got money and the time and not much else. Beats spending time alone. Who knows, maybe we'll get to be good friends."
"Is this a pick up? 'Cuz I want you to know that I have a girl friend and I . . . uh, well I'm not that way."
Still keeping my voice low, I murmur. "Well I'm not gonna rape you or anything like that. I promise I won't do anything you don't want me to."
Lance takes a step back and looks closely at me. Despite his protestations, I can see something there, curiosity at least.
"Okay," he says at last. "You got yourself a bet.
Now I am no slouch with a pool cue. Many a would-be shark has fallen before the strokes of my sword. It'd cost me eleven hundred bucks, a fine-tuned instrument, perfectly balanced and fitted to my fingers like a tight calfskin driving glove.
I break and sink the nine ball. My next shot is a double bank on a combination and the eleven plops in the corner. Two more stripes bite the dust. I glance up at Lance and he is lounging languidly in the corner, his body turned just so, the long silhouette of his 'lance' outlined down the leg of his tight faded jeans. It is enough to break my concentration and I fluff an easy shot. "Crap", I think to myself. "Fifty bucks!" It is not so much the loss of the money which irks me as the loss of the prospect of a 'few hours' at my place with this fine youngster.
Lance leans over the table; holding his cue light-fingered and easy he strokes like a pro. He moves around the table with grace and confidence, sinking ball after ball. I like what I see. It is almost worth the fifty just to watch him move inside his jeans.
"Oh well," I tell myself. I've lost before. Will probably lose again. Just when I've resigned myself to another night alone with a good book and an unsatisfied libido, Lance misses an easy shot on the eight. He complains loudly, but I sense a degree of insincerity in his demeanor.
Now it really is up to me. I pause. Breathe deeply. Shake the woolies out of my brain. The juke box blares. "Bad, bad, Leroy Brown". I grin. My music! The fates are with me. Four down and four to go. The twelve drops. Three. I slice the fifteen down the long rail and it disappears. Snookered behind the eight ball, I have no choice but to try a complicated three rail shot on the thirteen. The kiss is good. It rolls toward the corner in agonizingly slow motion. Bobbles in the corner. Teeters. Drops. The grin widens on my face. The eight stands alone. Straight shot in the side, my favorite pocket. I glance up at lance. His lips are pursed in the tiny hint of a smile. An easy stroke and victory is mine.