It's a late Friday night and I'm feeling it bad, making the rounds with my pool cue, lookin' for a game and some possible action. The local place, Lefty's is about half full but not too jumping. No one at the table. Well, hell If you ain't got no one to play with, you might as well play with yourself.
I move to the table and rack for a solitary game of 8-ball against myself, wondering who will win, me or me, unsheathe my maple sword and screw it together.
"Hi", a voice says. Mind if I play?"
"Suits me."
"Name's Lance."
"My god," I think, "Lance!" It's all I can do to keep from ogling his jeans to check out his 'lance'.
"Mine's Jeff." We shake hands. Am I imagining it or does he hold my hand just a bit long, just a hair warmly? He is not tall, maybe 5'8". A dozen or so years younger than my 34 years. Well formed, but not huge pecs, abs, and biceps are outlined beneath his forest green silk shirt. Slim hips, trim legs and the cutest tight little buns fill designer jeans faded in all the right places. Dark swarthy good looks. A little mustache and well trimmed goatee frame a smile that would launch ships. A sharp little V of a tickler sits beneath his lower lip. I start to fantasize about where it might tickle me.
"Flip you for the break?"
Fishing in the pocket of my pearl grey wool slacks, I pull out a quarter. "Heads or tails?"
"Tails."
"Sorry, my break!"
"Straight eight, right?"
"Yep!"
I move a little closer. His scent is a wild male musk. My hormones start pumping. How about a little wager?" I say.
"How much?"
"Well I say, dropping my voice. If you win I'll give you fifty bucks."
"And if you win?"
"If I win you've got to give me some of your time, come to my place for a while." I am taking a big chance here because I am not at all sure about his inclinations. I might even get the shit kicked out of me.
"Uh, what did you have in mind?"
"Well, we can decide that later. A couple of hours of your company. Maybe a couple of drinks, smoke a joint or two."
"That's all? Just my 'company'?"
"Sure, well I mean it's boring as hell in here except for the pool table."
"And that's worth fifty bucks to you?"
"Why not? I've got money and the time and not much else. Beats spending time alone. Who knows, maybe we'll get to be good friends."
"Is this a pick up? 'Cuz I want you to know that I have a girl friend and I . . . uh, well I'm not that way."
Still keeping my voice low, I murmur. "Well I'm not gonna rape you or anything like that. I promise I won't do anything you don't want me to."
Lance takes a step back and looks closely at me. Despite his protestations, I can see something there, curiosity at least.
"Okay," he says at last. "You got yourself a bet.
Now I am no slouch with a pool cue. Many a would-be shark has fallen before the strokes of my sword. It'd cost me eleven hundred bucks, a fine-tuned instrument, perfectly balanced and fitted to my fingers like a tight calfskin driving glove.
I break and sink the nine ball. My next shot is a double bank on a combination and the eleven plops in the corner. Two more stripes bite the dust. I glance up at Lance and he is lounging languidly in the corner, his body turned just so, the long silhouette of his 'lance' outlined down the leg of his tight faded jeans. It is enough to break my concentration and I fluff an easy shot. "Crap", I think to myself. "Fifty bucks!" It is not so much the loss of the money which irks me as the loss of the prospect of a 'few hours' at my place with this fine youngster.
Lance leans over the table; holding his cue light-fingered and easy he strokes like a pro. He moves around the table with grace and confidence, sinking ball after ball. I like what I see. It is almost worth the fifty just to watch him move inside his jeans.
"Oh well," I tell myself. I've lost before. Will probably lose again. Just when I've resigned myself to another night alone with a good book and an unsatisfied libido, Lance misses an easy shot on the eight. He complains loudly, but I sense a degree of insincerity in his demeanor.
Now it really is up to me. I pause. Breathe deeply. Shake the woolies out of my brain. The juke box blares. "Bad, bad, Leroy Brown". I grin. My music! The fates are with me. Four down and four to go. The twelve drops. Three. I slice the fifteen down the long rail and it disappears. Snookered behind the eight ball, I have no choice but to try a complicated three rail shot on the thirteen. The kiss is good. It rolls toward the corner in agonizingly slow motion. Bobbles in the corner. Teeters. Drops. The grin widens on my face. The eight stands alone. Straight shot in the side, my favorite pocket. I glance up at lance. His lips are pursed in the tiny hint of a smile. An easy stroke and victory is mine.
"Look," I say. "I won't hold you to anything. It's okay. Great playing with you."
"Don't insult me," he says. A deal is a deal. How you want to do this?"'
Having difficulty wiping the dopey smile off my face, I reply. "Well, hang around in here for a bit. Then walk out the door. I'll pick you up out front."
It takes me about five minutes to retrieve my grey Porsche 911 convertible and tool around to the front of Lefty's, top down. True to his word he waits at the curb. " Hop in," I say, leaning over to pop open the door for him. His lean form looks great adorning the grey leather bucket seat.
I soon have the sleek machine roaring up the coast highway. The night air is brisk but not unpleasant, the full moon flashing silver and grey behind scudding pewter clouds. Lance's flaming red hair floats back in the breeze, causing two lumps to form in me, only one of which is in my throat.
"So lance, tell me something about you."
"What do you want to hear?"
"Oh, you know, the usual. What do you do for a living? What do you care about? What kind of music do you like? You married? Divorced. Single. What?
"Well," he says, " I am a cartographer by trade. A map maker, you know. I like jazz, the blues, some classical. I had a steady girl, Jeannette, I thought we were gonna get married but two months ago she dumped me for a plumber. A fuckin' plumber, can you believe that? Guy came to her place to fix a leak and they ended up in bed. So I just been kinda laying low for a while. Licking my wounds so to speak. How about you?"
Well, I was married once. Along time ago. But I figured out that I like girls and boys. She couldn't handle that and I couldn't give it up." I sneak a look at his face to see how the news of my bisexuality has taken him, but can discern no reaction, so I plunge ahead. "Since then I've stayed uncommitted. I got lucky in the dot com market swell and was smart enough to get out ahead of the plunge, so I'm okay for cash. No worries. Just kinda going through life day by day, taking my joy where I can find it."
"Well, this is it," I tell him. "Home sweet home. It's not too late to change your mind if you don't feel comfortable, you know."
"No sweat! Really, it's okay."
Inside I gesture toward the sofa. "Have a seat. I'll be right with you." I move to fire up my massive fieldstone fireplace. Put on some tunes. "Wanna drink? What'll it be?"
"Yeah, something, I don't care what it is."
I return with two snifters of Phillipe Secundo, the fine Spanish brandy gleaming amber and gold in the flickering firelight. "Try this. It's great. Just about the finest brandy you'll find. Savor it. Taste the grapes. And to supplement the flavor." I lean and open a small wooden box on the glass coffee table, a replica of the coffin of El Cid, stolen from a convent in my younger, more reckless days. "Voila!" I produce two good-sized joints of primo Columbian red bud. Fire one up. Inhale deeply, hold it in. Pass it over. Our fingers touch and an unseen spark jumps across between us.
He tokes deep. For a while we don't speak, passing the fine weed back and forth and sipping the aromatic liquor.