A group of friends and I get together every couple of weeks to play poker. It's a fun night, usually around 10 guys show up but it whittles down to 4 or 5 by 2:00 AM or so depending on how the luck is flowing. We eat snacks and drink a little, sometimes more than a little but fun is had and it usually last into the morning hours like 3 or 4 AM and nobody gets into trouble or anything like that. A couple of weeks ago our poker game was going pretty much as usual, around 2 we are down to 3-5 people trying to be the big winner. Everyone else had had their fill and had gone. In a couple hands, two more lose all their money on an all-in bet. After they leave there was only the 3 of us left. Antes are now very high and things are moving along much quicker.
On the next hand I pull a very good deal and betting was very aggressive. I was all in before all the cards were dealt and the other 2 had more money left than me. Instead of making my part of the pot separate like usual, Mark asked me if I wanted a way to stay in the betting. I look at my cards and say absolutely, but how can I do that, that's not the rules. Mark says if we all agree since it's just us 3 it's just as good as being the rules. I look at Brad and then we both shake our heads yes. Ok so what do you have in mind.
Mark laughs and says we all go all in and whoever loses has to give the other 2 head. I cough and spit a little and say what the fuck do you mean give the other 2 head? Brad echoes my last question. Mark says it makes it more challenging and nobody will ever know. Brad says we'll know and I'm not gay. Mark says I'm not gay either but isn't a mouth a mouth, it all feels the same. I just sit there shaking my head saying I'm not gay either and I'm not putting another guys dick in my mouth. Mark says fine we'll just play like usual. I look at my cards and have the best hand I've ever gotten in all our games, I've got a full house I think to myself, I can't lose. Not that I want some guy to suck me off but I can't lose I think and I would get all the money on the table, like $750. So, I say alright I'm in. Brad says what not me no way. Mark says I'm in, come on Brad how bad could it be. He shakes his head saying pretty bad but decides to be in as well. We flip our cards over with one more deal to go. I've got the best hand so far but Brad draws into a straight flush on the last card, and Mark draws a higher full house.