This is an entry to the 2017 Winter Holidays Contest.
A while back, I was asked to write a story centring on "a big hairy front row lust triangle 😉 #bellypower #niche." If you don't follow rugby, the front row are the loosehead prop (with "1" on his shirt), the hooker ("2", between the props) and the tighthead prop ("3"), and are known for being the powerhouses of the scrum. Big guys, usually the wildest and widest rather than the tallest. Bears.
If this is your thing, read on & (hopefully) enjoy.
Self-edited so apologies for any errors. Please vote and comment if you are able.
P.S. GUM stands for GenitoUrinary Medicine. Yep, because we've all been there. *wink*
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'Ay-ay-ayyonn-gooh-huss?'
Since battling through the unseasonably early snow to reach the local GUM Clinic, George had buried his head in his phone. Turning up his rugby shirt collar wasn't just to keep warm, he wanted anonymity too. He hadn't even glanced at the other occupants. No way did he want to catch the eye or acknowledge anyone in there. There was always something that felt rather seedy and dirty about it all. Even the bright snow-reflected light shining in the windows couldn't relieve the sordidness. So, he had jammed his bulk onto a chair and ignored everyone around him, while hoping the wait wasn't too long.
However, the unusual name the stuttering nurse was attempting to pronounce was vaguely familiar, and he had stiffened slightly in his seat. Without lifting his head, and heart leaping, he peeked through his lashes to see who responded.
A hulking figure squeezed out of a chair on the other side of the waiting room and sauntered towards the nurse. George swallowed at seeing the chunky rear he had been coveting for the last six weeks lovingly cupped by blue denim. His groin warmed and he shifted restlessly. His chair was just as tight around him.
'George? George?' Another nurse had appeared.
The figure paused and looked around at the nurse. 'He's over there. The other big, bearded guy.' A thumb was jerked in his direction.
Fuck! It definitely
was
him.
A thrill went through George's body. Aonghuss knew who he was! Then his heart dropped -- he also knew he was at the clap clinic.
FFS! Get a grip, mate.
He gave himself a verbal talking-to as he followed the nurse down the corridor. Seconds behind the ambling opposition prop he'd last seen mud-covered, sweaty and cock-teasingly gorgeous. As the Scot turned into a room, he glanced back at George, who quickly looked away.
The nurse chuckled as they entered the room next door. 'You two know each other?'
'Yeah...no. Not really.'
She smirked. 'I'll tell you the same thing my colleague will be saying -- your visit here is confidential, we rely on our patients' discretion. Is there going to be a problem?'
'I hope not.' He shrugged.
'Now, what's the reason for your visit today?'
'The condom broke and the bloke didn't stop.'
'You were bottoming?'
'Yeah. One-night-stand. He said he was clean but...' George shrugged again. 'I'm here anyway.'
'Any objection to making this quick? Hospital management are threatening to close the walk-in clinics due to the weather, but we don't want to turn anyone away.'
'Go for it. It's not the kind of place I like hanging around.'
The nurse flashed another grin. They ran through his form, and she did a brief exam. George was glad his chubby had gone down -- that would have been awkward. He was also glad he had a pragmatic, semi-friendly female nurse. One time, the nurse had been a silver fox with a wicked gleam in his eyes. George spent the whole time thinking about the evil, diseased parts he must touch every day, to keep from embarrassing himself.
The nurse handed him a handful of condoms and a small plastic pot. 'Go pee in this. The nearest men's loo is across the hall. Place it in the cabinet, and then you can leave. The results will be texted to you, anonymously. Hope not to see you again soon.'
Muttering thanks, George tucked the pot into a pocket and left the room. Keeping his head low, he yanked open the door marked with a male stick figure and barrelled inside.
And barged into the rear of an increasingly familiar body.
'Shit!'
'Sorry!' George tried to step back, but the door had shut behind, trapping him in. With Aonghuss. Both of them in an increasingly small room. He shuffled around and fumbled with the door handle.
'Wait!'
'What?'
'Let me finish fucking pissing in this pot. And washing the fucking piss off my hands. I know the NHS is skint but is a fucking decent door lock too much to ask?'
Just the rumbling of his voice was hastening the return of George's semi. 'Ummm, shall I lock us in?'
'Yeah, if you can get the bugger to work.'
With a bit more fiddling, the metal tab slid over. George leaned his forehead against the door while he tried to calm himself. He could smell urine and cleaning chemicals, but there was also the scent of raw man. Leather. He surreptitiously rearranged his swelling cock.
A tap running, rustling of paper towels, and the click of a cupboard closing.
'It's safe tae face me now.' Amusement tinged the Scotsman's burry brogue.
George slowly turned to face his doom. 'Hey.'
'Hey.'
He briefly met the other guy's intense eyes, then focussed on the hair escaping the top of his shirt.
'So...do you come here often?'
I wish.
George hardened further at the double entendre. The room was so small, he'd no idea how the both of them had fitted in there.
'I bet you do.'
Had he spoken out loud? George thought he was too old to blush, but he could feel his cheeks reddening. 'Condom broke,' he blurted.
'Annual checks f'me. Anyway, I want tae pick yer brain. Meet me in the pub around the corner when yer leave.'
'Ummm.'
'Dinnae let me down.'
The rumbling threat went straight to George's groin. His dick was pressing so hard against the placket of his jeans, he prayed the buttons would hold. He swallowed.