"Please, Sami, Mr. Stevens is breakfasting with me. Sit him here please."
The waiter on the breakfast table did a delicate dance step sashay to the right and pulled out a chair for me at Nico's table.
"I see both of us have gotten out of bed earlier this morning," Nico said, as Sami handed me the breakfast menu. He followed this with a wicked smile and murmured "Pity, that," as Sami moved off.
"I should have closed the drapes last night," I answered as I looked over the menu. "When I opened my eyes, the sunshine was so dazzling, I couldn't stay in bed."
"Oh, damn, another beautiful day."
"What?" I asked, not being sure I'd heard him correctly.
"It's a saying we have here in Cyprus. The weather is so glorious that it's a local joke about going to the door in the morning and looking up into the sky and saying, 'Oh, damn, another beautiful day.'"
"Yes, I can see where that would be amusingâand fitting. I guess it's like being in heaven. One would become bored after a few centuries."
"That's why I like a little wickedness in my life," Nico said, flashing the same smile he had greeting me with when I sat down. "Do you have a bit of wickedness in your life, Mr. Collin Stevens? You certainly have more than a little bit in your earlier books."
"Please, call me Collin," I answered. The waiter had appeared and I'd given my order. "And beautiful day or not, I came here to write, so it looks like the beautiful day is wasted on me."
"You use a laptop, don't you?"
"Yes, of course."
"Then the day need not be wasted. You could compose by the pool. As you saw yesterday, any guests who are here in this season have other ways to spend their time than staying around the hotel. It would be very private here in the afternoon. The staff neither sees nor talks. Most everyone, including most of the hotel staff, would be at their siesta, or as we would say
mesimerianós ýpnos
. We would be alone and most certainly unobserved at the pool."
"We?" I asked in amusement. "'We' wouldn't be working on my laptop."
"It's really a very civilized tradition, our siesta. Between 3:00 and 5:00 p.m., everyone is supposed to go home and take a nap in the hottest part of the day. Silence is supposed to reign. Of course, that was in the old days. Now we still have siesta, but we use it differently."
"Oh? How so?"
"Now it is a time to work on your houseâmost of our houses in Cyprus are built by the people living in themâor it's a time to visit your mistress, a time to fuck." I looked up quickly into his face then and he was smiling at me. "So that is siesta in Cyprus. See, you have so much to learn about usâfrom me. You say you are writing something parallel to George Seferis's life and context, did you not?"
"Yes, the underlying issues, certainly. Not too literal."
"And when you wrote
Homeward Bound
to be parallel to Thomas Wolfe's life, did you first try to learn what made that city of his, that . . . where was it?"
"Asheville. In the mountains of North Carolina, one of our southern states."
"Did you not try to learn about this Asheville that he wrote about and was so deeply engrained in?"
"Yes, certainly."
"So. You must learn more about Cyprusâits cultural and artsâespecially as it will be your job to be some sort of cultural ambassador to usâto try to destroy our culture and give us a present of the American one. And so, you are in luck. I will teach you. Starting today, this morning."
"I hardly think that going to bed with you will increase my understanding of Cyprus, Nico." I was returning his wicked smile. I wanted him to know that two could play this game.
"Ah, you are very funny. Yes, you are. I think you will let me fuck you, but I think it will be when there is no doubt about itâwhen I can just slip in. That is not what I mean here. I mean that today you are mineâto show more of what makes Cyprus Cyprus. To show you that we have art and culture worth your attention and that we have interesting customsâlike dinner at ten and siesta and being bored of glorious weather and living life to its fullest. Yes? We must go by car, though. We take the Jaguar, yes? I think Anastades would want me to drive in his Jaguar again."
He was like a whirlwind; I could see that here was no arguing with him. And he was right, in any case. I needed to know more about Cyprus and its culture and customsânot just for my job but for the book I was writing as wellâand I had no doubt that he could show it to me. I did have some anticipation that he was some kind of con artist working the hotels and that I would regret this financially. But he was fun, an escape from what I was escaping from. But there was my manuscriptâmy plan and schedule.
"I came here to write, Nico. I can't just toss it all away and run away from what I came here to do."
"You said you'd written yesterday. How much did you write yesterday?"
"Oh, about five thousand words."