I saw him from a good distance away, walking down the highway in the direction I was driving shortly after a big cloverleaf marking the intersection of two major highways. He hardly looked like an experienced hitchhiker, but that was exactly what he seemed to be doing. Not only was hitchhiking illegal on a highway like this, but I also couldn't remember the last time I'd seen a hitchhiker on the roads at all. And I especially couldn't remember seeing one as ill equipped for hitchhiking as this one was. I couldn't tell how old he was, but he certainly looked young—barely out of high school, certainly. Not more than nineteen. He had the usual backpack, which was hanging from one of his hands, but he was shirtless, a white T-shirt hanging over his shoulder, and had on low-slung cut-off jeans. He was wearing flip flops. This hardly was gear for hiking or walking the asphalt highways. He was of medium height, and more lean than meaty, although he looked like he worked out regularly. He had long blond hair, gathered in a ponytail that went down his back. In classic hitcher style, he was pointed at me, backing down the road, with his thumb out.
As I got closer to him, I was thinking that he must not have been without a ride for long, because I don't think anyone can back down a highway for long like that and make any decent progress. As I passed him, we made eye contact, and I found myself pulling over. I have no idea why I did that; I'd never picked up a hitchhiker before in my life.
He opened the back door and tossed his bag in and then opened the front door, stuck his head in, and asked, "Can I get a lift down the road a ways? You're not exiting for the next couple of exits or anything?"
"Sure, hop in," I answered, "I've got a good long ways to go down this road." He already had his bag in my back seat, so I guess we both knew the request was only a formality. He draped his T-shirt over the seat back before he got in, which was nice of him. I like to keep my car clean, and, again, picking someone up like this was a new experience for me.
"Thanks again," he said, as he got in and buckled up and I nosed back onto the highway.
"Nice wheels," he said, "A new Lexus?"
"Yes, thanks. I like it."
"These SUVs have a whole lot of room. You could really have party in the back seat there."
I didn't quite know a good answer to that one, so I didn't say anything.
"So, what's your name?" He asked.
"Chad," I answered. "I'm on my way to the coast. I've been to the mountains for the weekend." It was lame, but I wasn't all that good with small talk.
"Sounds great. Tim. That's my name, Tim. I'm just drifting down the road myself. Seeing where it leads. Seeing how far I can get on my wits and a promise."
"Exploring your world between high school and getting bogged down in college, I suppose."
"Ummm; something like that."
We went silent then for several miles. He lifted his arms and did a few twists back and forth in the seat and then massaged his biceps and ran his hand over his chest and down his abs.
I couldn't help but notice him. "Tough hitching, I guess," I said.
"Huh?"
"I said, it must be tough hitchhiking like that. Your backpack must be heavy; must have knotted your muscles up."
"Yeah, I guess so," he said. And then he laughed a little nervous laugh. "Okay, so it's getting close to supper time. What can I do in exchange for a meal and a ride for four or five exits beyond that. Maybe a blow job for the meal and then you can do me for the mileage?"
"Excuse me?" I asked in shock and almost ran off the side of the road.
"Huh, sorry, man," the young man said, "My mistake. I just assumed. Pull over there, and I'll just get out."
I had gotten the car back under control. "Hey, I'll give you a ride. And I'll even feed you dinner, but how did you come to the wild conclusion that I wanted anything for it, let alone that?"
"It's just the rule of the road, man. I advertise my availability—what'd you think I was doing with my shirt off back there—and a single guy stops for me, and I get down the road a ways and maybe a meal with about the only thing I have to give in exchange. I'm sorry to just come on to you like that. I didn't know. You stopped when I put out the bait."
He was right. I had stopped. And I had not idea why I'd stopped.
"So, if you'll just let me out, I won't dirty up your car anymore."
"Hey, it's not like that. I don't care what you do to pay for your travels. I just didn't stop because of that. I don't know why I stopped. Probably because you aren't supposed to be hitchhiking on an expressway and I didn't want a young kid like you to get into trouble."
"I don't have to stand beside the road with my thumb out very long," the guy said with sort of a pout. "So, you didn't stop because you were attracted to me? I don't look good to you?"
"No. I mean, you look just fine. But, no I didn't stop and pick you up with anything like that in mind."
"So, you don't swing like that?"
"No, certainly not."
"Never had a blow job from a guy? Never even thought about it?"
"No . . . well, maybe a bit curious. I'll bet all men who are honest are a bit curious. But, no, no, I've never done it or been in a position to do it."
The kid turned his head and stared out the window. He had his elbow on the sill and was picking at his teeth with his fingernails. The other hand had dropped to rest in his lap.
"Well, then," he said after a couple of miles. "That sign says there's an exit coming up in a couple of miles. You can pull over and let me out there."
"There's no need for that. We're cool. I'm not judging you on this. But we'll stop at that exit for some dinner anyway. I'm hungry too."
"Then, can I get a meal if I suck you off? You say you've never done it because you haven't had the opportunity. Here's your opportunity. A lot of guys let guys blow them; that doesn't mean anything about them being queer or anything."
"No! I can afford the meal. I don't have to get anything for it."
Tim went silent.
We exited and pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant. The dinner crowd was already thinning out and dusk was settling in.
"Hey, could you park way over there in the back corner?" Tim asked, as he stretched to pull his T-shirt on. "I've got a kink in my leg and would like to walk it out on our way into the restaurant."
"Sure thing. It should save me from getting a ding on the new SUV, anyway."