I heard the rumours throughout the party I was throwing. At first they said there was this girl half passed out in the back room and guys were taking turns fucking her. It worried me and I figured I should look into it - right after I finished this beer. Besides, if she were only half passed out she could just say no if she didn't want it.
Next the rumour was that the girl was begging all the guys to cum on her bum. Well, she obviously wasn't passed out. So no need to let it bother me.
The rumours kept changing, so they must not be true at all. They were doing a train on her ass. Or she was tied, ass up/face down. She was hot. She was plain. There were two girls. She had huge knockers. She was skinny and breastless. I learned to ignore them all.
Hours went by while I pounded down the drinks like crazy.
I just happened to pass by the doorway to the back room on my way back from draining the main vein. In my inebriated state I couldn't even fully pull up my pants, then suddenly I spied a girl lying on a pile of coats. Was this THE girl? Or just some other girl who was sleeping it off in there? Nevermind, she was hot.
I staggered into my guest room, holding the door frame to keep from falling over. Stumbling, I fell face first into the girl's pale smooth legs.
She was laying face down with half her legs hanging off the bed. Naked from the waste down my face was inches from her cum splattered pussy. Trying hard to see clearly, I saw her asshole was creamed with stringy goo too.
My first thought was that her boyfriend sure left a big load. Then it dawned on me that I was seeing multiple loads.
I'd never noticed before but cum smells funky. There was so much: how could it not smell? Did mine?
I pulled back then felt wetness on the side of my cheek. My head was spinning as I wiped it off. Staring at my hand I saw that I'd removed smeared cum from my face. I must've fallen harder and further than I'd thought.
That taste in my mouth must be cum too. I should have cared more. I was definitely too drunk. My eyes couldn't focus as I tried to decide if I wanted to lick her quim. Better not to.
I saw this green T-shirt just out of reach on the bed. I needed it to clean up. Then to clean her up. I pictured myself carrying her to safety wrapped in a blanket. Then I pictured myself adding my spoo to the mess. I had to choose.
I crawled forward, then half passed out next to the unconscious lass just as my hand clutched the green shirt.
Not more than a moment later voices emerged from the master bath in that room. "We better get Lainey cleaned up before someone gets the wrong idea. There's rumours floating around and if someone took advantage of her she'd never drink with us again."
Wasn't Lainey, Charlie's girl? But that wasn't his voice.
He kept talking to whoever, "Yea, I really wanna thank you guys again for thinking of me for your threesome. I cummed her three times."
Then I heard Charlie's reply, "Hey Mark. Who's the other girl?"
Huh? I'd only seen the one.
"I dunno. She must've gotten here when we were in the bathroom."
"Well, I'd do her if I weren't all drained out."
"You'd do a cantaloupe... But me too. Now help me get Lainey dressed."
"Here use her panties to wipe all this cum off." Face down, I could hear him taking care of the mess. Then Mark said, "No, don't put 'em back on her all full of jizz."
"Right. I'll stick 'em in this bitch's crotch. She'll have quite a mystery when she wakes up and there's another girl's cum stained panties stuffed between her legs."
The guys laughed like crazy. Then for whatever reason he stuck the panties between my legs instead of the second girls'. I objected weakly, feeling the spooge soaked panties pressed up against my nuts soggily. They were cold and slimy. There was so much wetness, like someone had wiped up a whole spilled milkshake. But neither guy cared how gross it felt to me.
Barely able to stay awake I heard the guys struggling to get socks and various items of clothing on the cum filled girl.
They carried her away to safety, leaving me there face down with my legs hanging halfway off the bed.
I tried to get up but I was soo tired. I did manage to wipe my face before dropping down into the soft pile.
How much later, I don't know. But then there were more voices. It was my two drunk friends Will and Bud. My words were slurred and my tongue wasn't working right, but I asked the guys to help me out, "Haamp Will, come urrg here an' gi' Bud a han' wi' me."
"What'd she say?"
Disoriented, I wondered, why everyone kept calling me 'she'?
"I think she said 'Will you cum here on my butt.' "
"Then it's true what they're saying. Our lucky day!"
I lifted my head to get the drool-wet shirt out of my mouth and speak clearly, "Cun on aggh guys. Don' be fuckin' fuuuunny. Puy my pants uh an stay 'way from muh ass."
"Did you get that?"
"Not really. But I heard 'fuck', 'pants', and 'ass'. I think she wants us to take her pants the rest of the way off and fuck her ass."
I corrected his misinterpretation, forcing myself to speak clearly, "Fug an A, Dude. Dat's aw wrong."
Bud was adamant, "See?"
Will grabbed my pants by the cuff and tugged, "Why do girls always do these rhinestone designs on their pockets. You don't see us guys decorating our jeans like this.
"It's to make us look at their asses instead of their fat muffin tops. Works every time."